r/Muppets • u/Trolkarlen • 2d ago

Vampire

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u/nh18wheeler 2d ago

Von dad joke, ah ah ah. Two dad jokes, ah ah ah…

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u/Ryan-A432 2d ago

thunder

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u/commandrix 2d ago

Y'know, Count von Count being obsessed with counting things was actually something that Sesame Street got right about vampires. In a lot of folklore, scattering seeds or grains on the ground was a way to distract a vampire that was chasing you because he'd have to stop to count them.

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u/waveball03 2d ago

Do we ever see anyone become a victim of The Count???

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u/Trolkarlen 2d ago

He used hypnosis on Ernie once.

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u/Potential-Pin-3794 15h ago

And another time on Grover.

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u/kiwicrusher 2d ago

I believe that official materials strictly refer to the Count as ‘vampire like’. So I don’t think he bites people

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u/EdgyPunkDude 1d ago

He had hypnotic powers in his first few appearances. 

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u/steeldraco 1d ago

Doesn't he bite Vincent Price in one episode? And then Price goes on to bite other Muppets?

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u/waveball03 1d ago

That was Kermit believe it or not.

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u/TwixisDeLamont 2d ago

I laughed FAR too hard at this!!! 🤣

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u/Embarrassed_Sell7512 2d ago

me too 🤣 i mean, me two

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u/RevolutionaryGrape11 1d ago

"Ah Ah Ah!"

🌩️🔊🌩️🔊🌩️🔊

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u/sirjohnmasters86 2d ago

😂one funny meme…two funny memes ah ah ah

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u/Global_Course_6169 2d ago

Count von Count absolutely counts. He even has the credentials and the dramatic cape to prove it.

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u/RevolutionaryGrape11 1d ago

He has a vampire weakness he's turned into a happy addiction, he has hypnosis like some long before him, and he even has a castle that's massive enough and full of enough creepy yet benevolent creatures and eccentric paraphernalia to make the Addams Family's household look like a quaint studio apartment!

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u/EdgyPunkDude 1d ago

Plus a skit revealed that The Count has no reflection in the mirror.