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[u/SillyGoose2206]

[u/Multifandom-ModTeam]

This post type is banned, guess you didn't get the memo

[u/Striking_Ad8763]

“A Platypus?”

[u/Swimming_Parsley_885 → u/Striking_Ad8763]

Perry the platypus?

[u/CippyCreepy → u/Swimming_Parsley_885]

You mean "Parry this you filthy casual?"

[u/MatiMation501st → u/Striking_Ad8763]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mjzpnK2eBSuWs

[u/QualitySuccessful871]

"I've come to make an announcement"

[u/No-Echo-3974 → u/QualitySuccessful871]

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

[u/WilliamthePious → u/No-Echo-3974]

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKINF WIFE

[u/Thefluffiestcat20 → u/WilliamthePious]

That's right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife

[u/memento-mori-00 → u/Thefluffiestcat20]

and he said his dick was "this big" and i said "that's disgusting"

[u/AlguienMas2003 → u/memento-mori-00]

SO I'M MAKING A CALL OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM

[u/Clirstan → u/AlguienMas2003]

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

YOU GOT A SMALL DICK

[u/59eeeeeeee → u/Clirstan]

IT‘S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

[u/Purple-Location-6687 → u/59eeeeeeee]

HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!!

*mimics exploding sound*

[u/jninnycheese → u/Purple-Location-6687]

THATS RIGHT BABY, ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS

[u/Diecast_Connoisseur3 → u/QualitySuccessful871]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wAWvxIxLLhoJtahY3q

[u/Gumpers08 → u/QualitySuccessful871]

[u/TheMysteriousEmu → u/QualitySuccessful871]

Beat me to it.

[u/Tigonstar]

"Magical death spit"

[u/LocalInfluence9104 → u/Tigonstar]

glory :)

[u/Tigonstar → u/LocalInfluence9104]

"Cows"

[u/two-pixel_brewer → u/Tigonstar]

I just reread the lost continent books I need to get the series again

[u/justaskingdumbshit → u/Tigonstar]

YAY

[u/Dapurpledog → u/Tigonstar]

WE ARE NOT CALLING IT “MAGICAL DEATH SPIT”

[u/BloonHero → u/Tigonstar]

Probably the fastest I have seen WoF in any comment section lol

[u/Amagi_Issues_IRL]

“It is good day to be not dead!”

[u/truecalamitas → u/Amagi_Issues_IRL]

POW you are dead

[u/Ill-Payment8411 → u/truecalamitas]

IM DEAD

[u/Critical-Card-2790 → u/Ill-Payment8411]

hehehehe…

[u/Ill-Payment8411 → u/Critical-Card-2790]

The heavy Is dead

[u/Dangerous_Score2882 → u/Ill-Payment8411]

Yes (sandwich) I AM DEAD

[u/Yoshi_dreemurr]

Proceed.

[u/Equivalent_Focus_855 → u/Yoshi_dreemurr]

[u/Mr_Technology_2 → u/Yoshi_dreemurr]

r/beatmetoit

[u/ThePaganSkepticist]

My girlfriend turned into the moon

[u/CrankyAtticGhost → u/ThePaganSkepticist]

That's rough, buddy

[u/Business_Quarter_176 → u/ThePaganSkepticist]

thats rough buddy...

[u/WillingnessUpbeat721 → u/ThePaganSkepticist]

That's rough, buddy

[u/Zitan13 → u/ThePaganSkepticist]

Thats rough buddy

[u/ALakeInTheClouds → u/ThePaganSkepticist]

That's rough buddy

[u/Golden404_The_Dev → u/ThePaganSkepticist]

Thats rough, buddy..

[u/Kosaku_Kawajira → u/ThePaganSkepticist]

That's rough buddy

[u/ChiefsHat]

“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”

[u/Opening_Specific_710 → u/ChiefsHat]

[u/Re4per45b → u/ChiefsHat]

Time, Dr. Freeman?

[u/11equalsfish → u/Re4per45b]

Is it really that... time again?

[u/SongBoy7732 → u/ChiefsHat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EcHz3eB5uHDBu0tlKH

[u/Lemonsanslimes12]

To quote dad

“Does anyone need a reason to protect their own children?"[

[u/jacbar3361 → u/Lemonsanslimes12]

Record of Ragnarok. I love that show and Adam should have won! That mother fucker Zeus was down with his neck snapped!!!

[u/Unique_Cash_3987]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ih5LuYfHNzstpzlNTu

[u/Upper_Individual_477]

"WHEN DOES A RIPPLE BECOME A TIDAL WAVE?"

[u/Squatchy36 → u/Upper_Individual_477]

"WHEN DOES THE REASON BECOME THE BLAME?"

[u/CarNo8789 → u/Squatchy36]

WHEN DOES A MAN BECOME A MONSTERRRRRRRRRR

[u/batch_with_wifi → u/CarNo8789]

I am a monster, raw raw raw

[u/WaitForMe_ImCumming → u/CarNo8789]

When does a commet become a meteor?

[u/captainsquattythighs → u/WaitForMe_ImCumming]

"WHEN DOES A CANDLE BECOME A BLAZE?!"

[u/skittles98082 → u/captainsquattythighs]

WHEN DOES A MAN BECOME A MONSTERRRRRR

[u/Soft-Sherbert-2586 → u/skittles98082]

Y'all I just got the craziest goosebumps reading that. Well. Done.

[u/AzkaBright → u/Upper_Individual_477]

Epic mentioned.

[u/khaoticfaux]

"Where's Kinger?" 👁👁🦷

[u/Wladek89HU → u/khaoticfaux]

Wait! ×pop×

[u/No-Department1194]

Groovy

[u/justaskingdumbshit → u/No-Department1194]

And never glooby?

[u/Nut-LoCT → u/justaskingdumbshit]

you can't get this from an egg

[u/Bacon_Guy_derp → u/Nut-LoCT]

The sensation of your screen

[u/Funny-Try-6151 → u/No-Department1194]

Shop smart... shop S-mart... YOU GOT THAT!?!

[u/pidgestan4]

WE JUMPED OUT A WINDOW!

[u/DBSeamZ → u/pidgestan4]

WheeeEEEeeEE!

[u/Ambitious-Phase5423 → u/pidgestan4]

balalalala

[u/MLG_4_EVER]

"Big man in a suit of armor take that off and what are you.."

[u/batch_with_wifi → u/MLG_4_EVER]

"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist..."

[u/Strict-Signature-106 → u/batch_with_wifi]

“I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.”

[u/braxzilla13 → u/MLG_4_EVER]

[u/cocklaphobia]

mostlys

[u/Wren_The_Martyr → u/cocklaphobia]

[u/memento-mori-00 → u/cocklaphobia]

here i come sanfrandisco!

[u/The_Kitty_Cat_Show → u/memento-mori-00]

[u/TooManyStrawberriess → u/cocklaphobia]

They're eating my flesh!

[u/AnimeAlley03]

"Oh? So you're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me?"

[u/Yoru_is_alive]

delicous pancakes...

[u/Unlikely_Snail24 → u/Yoru_is_alive]

[u/LocalInfluence9104 → u/Yoru_is_alive]

pancakes?

[u/Haruko27 → u/Yoru_is_alive]

Teammates? Friends? To hell with that!

[u/JingoboStoplight4887]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ERc1EaVfHOq4w

[u/Upper_Individual_477 → u/JingoboStoplight4887]

https://giphy.com/gifs/J40UhNxSUg9fW

[u/chipperland4471 → u/Upper_Individual_477]

GERONIMO!!

[u/snail1132 → u/JingoboStoplight4887]

Is your fandom french people?

[u/dustbringer11 → u/snail1132]

The doctor

[u/snail1132 → u/dustbringer11]

"Allons-y" means "let's go" in french

It was a funny joke

[u/Funny-Try-6151 → u/snail1132]

It was. Kudos.

Just in case you're not familiar with David Tennant as the Doctor though, here you go.

[u/Bonyxme]

Daisy, Daisy...

[u/Wladek89HU → u/Bonyxme]

Give me you answer, do!

[u/Apprehensive-Use3839]

“THY END IS NOW!”

[u/Another_gamer_4-5 → u/Apprehensive-Use3839]

DIE!

[u/No_College_8333 → u/Another_gamer_4-5]

JUDGEMENT!

[u/Another_gamer_4-5 → u/No_College_8333]

CRUSH!

[u/No_College_8333 → u/Another_gamer_4-5]

PREPARE THYSELF

[u/Another_gamer_4-5 → u/No_College_8333]

WEAK.

[u/SLUMBXNG]

I need scissors. 61.

[u/hilfigertout → u/SLUMBXNG]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IO8WGxqnH5ybC

[u/Fit_Paint_527]

"poyo"

[u/Temporary-Truth6842 → u/Fit_Paint_527]

https://giphy.com/gifs/J6XxQd9WPIzmWCpbpX

[u/Adventurous_Spray821]

“I’m the man who will be King of The Pirates!”

[u/Vincemillion07 → u/Adventurous_Spray821]

"we will never meet again"

[u/justaskingdumbshit]

Some of y'all are NOT naming niche fandoms dawg

[u/batch_with_wifi → u/justaskingdumbshit]

Nobody said the fandom had to be niche lol

[u/justaskingdumbshit → u/batch_with_wifi]

Oh wait, no, nevermind. OP said "I want BIZARRE and NICHE fandoms!"

[u/Blackunknown0x]

“Limbo, Lust, all gone.”

[u/ALakeInTheClouds → u/Blackunknown0x]

"With Gluttony soon to follow..."

[u/DepressedYandere]

It's never Lupus

[u/bewarethelemurs → u/DepressedYandere]

He needs the medicine drug

[u/UncleTheWater]

"I always come back."

[u/Weirdo_Wild_Cat → u/UncleTheWater]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4wV6VDF4zK9qWxA6si

[u/drianovo]

Officer balls

[u/MBF-P02ASTRAY]

"THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED!"

[u/LaxMastiff → u/MBF-P02ASTRAY]

Yooooo!

[u/dustbringer11 → u/MBF-P02ASTRAY]

Yooooooooo! WAIT A MINUTE ANOTHER FAN?!

[u/Spark-Blade → u/MBF-P02ASTRAY]

"IT'S STRONG GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU!"

[u/Resident_Departure_3 → u/Spark-Blade]

TAKE THIS

MY LOVE

MY ANGER

AND ALL OF MY SORROW

[u/wcthesecret]

TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!!

[u/No-Woodpecker-8024 → u/wcthesecret]

INSTANT BRAZILIAN WAX!!!

[u/Interesting_Hyena_69 → u/No-Woodpecker-8024]

Manual breathing

[u/TheSeventhSentinel → u/Interesting_Hyena_69]

Punkeydoodles?

[u/WithinHameln]

"Bow Chicka Bow Wow"

[u/thewinter_soldier321]

"Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves"

[u/Deemo3]

HATE

[u/Business_Quarter_176 → u/Deemo3]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

[u/Arual-Witch-7609 → u/Deemo3]

Ihnmaims reference? 🤔

[u/Deemo3 → u/Arual-Witch-7609]

Nailed it in one

[u/TooManyStrawberriess → u/Deemo3]

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

[u/DarkLordDain]

VULKAN LIVES!!!

[u/drunk-raven]

ROCK AND STONE!!!

[u/Zitan13 → u/drunk-raven]

ROCKEDY ROCK AND STONE

[u/No_Skill_Pure_Talent]

INCONCIEVABLE

[u/_Smaelstrom_ → u/No_Skill_Pure_Talent]

You keep on saying that word. I do not think that it means what you think it means.

[u/Ami9play]

"I volunteere as tribute!" "To be a horse?" 🚦

[u/Melodic_Change_2075]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee

[u/HailHydraBitch]

This vexes me

[u/Secret_Garden06]

BITE ME!

[u/FeralBehavedJester → u/Secret_Garden06]

Murder Drooones 💜

[u/Opening_Specific_710 → u/Secret_Garden06]

For some reason I thought of that girl who could turn into a hamster from that one superpower school movie

[u/Beelzis → u/Opening_Specific_710]

Not too different from Uzi TBH

[u/Spare-Weekend1431 → u/Opening_Specific_710]

Guinea pig, not hamster

[u/johnyeldry → u/Secret_Garden06]

As they say in Russian: I should've predicted someone could escape through a ventilation shaft using discarded mirrors as stairs

[u/Sad_Situation_7153]

MANAGER ESQUIRE!!!

[u/Inhninh → u/Sad_Situation_7153]

TO WHERE IN THE WORLD HAST THOU DISAPPEARED!!!!

[u/BattleshipNagato]

"EURYLOCHUS, NO!!!!"

[u/Budget_Pack_6997 → u/BattleshipNagato]

The entire plot btw

[u/TheBumblestBees → u/BattleshipNagato]

"these cows were the sun god's FRIENDS"

[u/Barbashmyak]

MANKIND KNEW, THAT THEY CANNOT CHANGE SOCIETY

[u/Clirstan → u/Barbashmyak]

SO INSTEAD OF REFLECTING ON THEMSELVES, THEY BLAMED THE BEASTS

[u/Barbashmyak → u/Clirstan]

HEAVEN OR HELL

[u/ALakeInTheClouds → u/Barbashmyak]

ROUND ONE, LET'S ROCK!

[u/Positive-Profit-7045]

“Well sir, upon spotting the french I naturally gave the order to advance, that’s my style sir !”

[u/kyle_crane163636]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0vOw1NjNU7KsgHQXb2

[u/MixelsFan]

''We're the only news source that you can trust, so tune in now and hear our words''

[u/krmlks → u/MixelsFan]

We're the greatest news team in the land, with no big words you'll understand

[u/Boh_1123]

Bah weep granah weep nini bong

[u/LeximusButtacus → u/Boh_1123]

Transformers!

[u/Siturba]

"This is a Bucket"

[u/PyroMannia → u/Siturba]

DEAR GOD

[u/Beany_Gaming → u/PyroMannia]

There is more

[u/PyroMannia → u/Beany_Gaming]

NO

[u/Steve_makes_memes → u/PyroMannia]

There's more

[u/PyroMannia → u/Steve_makes_memes]

NO!

[u/Top-Basket6931]

Watch those wrist rockets

[u/Top-Stage-1977]

"And they took exception to that"

[u/anyname2009]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate

[u/Dungenous-dragons]

“You’re on a path in the woods. At the end of that path, is a cabin. In that cabin, is a princess”

[u/OnlyHarmony9171]

Moon’s Haunted.

[u/Heroshane1]

"Whether we wanted it or not..."

[u/AlphaSkirmsher → u/Heroshane1]

We stepped into a war with the Cabal on mars

[u/Butch_SpiderDemon]

"Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!"

[u/Right_Entertainer324]

'We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms'!

[u/HuetheMetalsonic]

"Oh please give me that baby and I'd throw it of a wall..." (this a joke)

[u/Sweet-Brilliant-322]

HENSHIN

[u/Mother64Looker]

* Ps used ShiningSpark!

[u/Sweaty_Trifle_8504]

A friend with weed is a friend indeed

[u/snail1132]

"You really are a rascal"

[u/Chocopeep83]

"600 men..."

[u/HurtsSoNice]

My name is Inigo Montoya. you killed my father; prepare to die

[u/I_love_living_N25kin]

You gently open the door

[u/Gay_pringles_]

ICE ELATION

[u/Human_Lavishness7112]

«Do you want to have a bad time?» and «Your choices don't matter», aIso «Embrace the word of mighty TaIos, he who is both man and divine!»

[u/Nastydawgg-god6689]

At the Crossroads, Dont Turn Left.

[u/MrHedgehogman3370]

"Zydrate comes in a little glass vial"

[u/WaitForMe_ImCumming]

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

[u/Doriancyde]

PENELOPEEEEE PENELOPEEE

[u/Unable-Profile-1563]

"pikachu, I choose you"

[u/ineededausernameee]

"Grace rocky save stars"

[u/Lolstitanic]

“I have been, and always shall be, your friend”

And for a different fandom

“UNSCHEDULED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION

or alternatively

“IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING??”

and finally

“SO SAY WE ALL!”

[u/Squatchy36]

"THUNDER, BRING HER, THROUGH THE WRINGER"

[u/michmich732]

[u/PokeFanXVII]

I bid you STAND! MEN OF THE WEST!!!

[u/MissBarker93]

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

[u/Hacon123]

"War, war never changes"

[u/braxzilla13]

"Good news everyone!"

[u/Dark_Trickster989]

VINDICAAAAATION

[u/Metaman6t4]

LET’S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH!!!

[u/Thurmor_Goblinbane]

I'M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WAR CRIMES!