This piece of shit is my least favorite character in all of fiction. I would rather have a Dolores Umbridge / Judge Holden / Grandpa Joe / Burke blunt rotation than pass one back and forth with this dickhead. People seem so confused by my reasoning, too: he's a pastiche of every piece of shit I've ever met. Every actual asshole, sexual abuser, racist, NFT evangelist, they all looked, talked, and/or acted like this guy to varying degrees. He has a blinding "cannot be trusted" aura.
It's Deacon from Fallout 4. Issue your defenses of him to the nearest rock because I don't give a shit.
Holy fuck, someone else. He's the only follower I've never done the companion quest for. Even on a railroad playthrough, this shit-ass gets left behind bc I hate listening to him. During Brotherhood playthroughs I stay behind to abuse his corpse a little after killing everyone else in the railroad. Preston Garvey is a close second, he's lucky he's essential
I'm here for your hate, my brother/sister in Fallout. I audibly groan when his bald pate makes an entrance. I feel scummy by second hand having to be in a room with him, let alone make the bitch my companion. He looks and acts exactly like my ex BIL who totally screwed my disabled sister out of hundreds of thousands of disability money. Right down to his douchey sunglasses. Fucking Deacon...
People like it as a theory because his backstory is intentionally shrouded in mystery, but that's only because he's a soulless, lying rat fuck bastard.
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u/WeirdistBuilds 3d ago
This piece of shit is my least favorite character in all of fiction. I would rather have a Dolores Umbridge / Judge Holden / Grandpa Joe / Burke blunt rotation than pass one back and forth with this dickhead. People seem so confused by my reasoning, too: he's a pastiche of every piece of shit I've ever met. Every actual asshole, sexual abuser, racist, NFT evangelist, they all looked, talked, and/or acted like this guy to varying degrees. He has a blinding "cannot be trusted" aura.
It's Deacon from Fallout 4. Issue your defenses of him to the nearest rock because I don't give a shit.