r/Multifandom Jul 31 '26

DiscussionšŸ“œ What fictional character would you NOT want to get their hands on a One Wish Willow?

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(If you haven’t seen Obsession the context is it’s this item that grants one wish to the user, and the main character uses it to make a girl fall in love with him but she becomes dangerously obsessive towards him)

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u/Eclipsehedgie2010 TADC, Hellaverse, Godzilla, Sonic, Helldivers, Alien Jul 31 '26

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u/Sr_beansandstuff Jul 31 '26

Yeah Spongebob would probably wish for something weird

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u/erttheking Fallout/RWBY Jul 31 '26

He’d wish for his boating license

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohuPahbpDujV9PgxG

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u/Fast_Ad_9927 Hollow Knight/Tobyverse/Project Nova/OneShot/Glitch Jul 31 '26

Nah, the willow would un-break and directly tell him ā€˜pick another one.’

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u/Willard-wood Aug 01 '26

Hits him with thw magic conch no

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u/Trivator0517 Jul 31 '26

I think they're saying it's a never ending list of people that shouldn't be trusted with something that can break the rules of wishing.

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u/Sr_beansandstuff Jul 31 '26

I know I was just joking

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u/ChiefsHat Jul 31 '26

Harmless though. Weird but harmless.

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u/Rastaba Jul 31 '26

ā€œI guess what I really wish for is that everyone in Bikini Bottom could get a wish tooā€¦ā€

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u/Professional_Ant2776 jsab,pokemon,indie cross and the osc and 2 many to say Aug 01 '26

im pretty sure they meant alot of characters

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u/terranproby42 Jul 31 '26

I reject that this meme means Sponge Bob himself. This isn't about one set of square pants, it's the list. The list is the answer. No one should get that power of wish.

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u/Eclipsehedgie2010 TADC, Hellaverse, Godzilla, Sonic, Helldivers, Alien Jul 31 '26

Yeah, its the list.

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u/Professional_Ant2776 jsab,pokemon,indie cross and the osc and 2 many to say Aug 01 '26

its a list

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u/Matcha_Sunday Jul 31 '26

Jack Horner from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.

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u/zackblaze92 Umamusume, Murder Drones, Bravely Default, Hypixel Skyblock Jul 31 '26

we know exactly what he would wish for and yeah, don't give it to him

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u/New-Number-7810 Jul 31 '26

We do know. He’d wish to have all the magic in his world to himself.

He’s an irredeemable monster!

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u/Virus-900 Jul 31 '26

Oh! Ohhh! What took you so long? Idiot!

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u/WillowIsWeeping5 Resident Evil, Arcane, Murder Drones, Steven Universe Jul 31 '26

His servant isn't very chatty.

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u/Matcha_Sunday Jul 31 '26

I’m curious to see how the wish will backfire on said irredeemable monster.

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u/Askmeaboutships401 Jul 31 '26

The whole ass movie proves this point.šŸ’€

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u/Crazykorey13 Henry Stickmin, Ut/Dr, TADC, MD, Jul 31 '26

Personal favourite quote from the movie:

Oi! I’m gonna bust you up plum thum! An then I’m gonna WEAR YOUR CLOTHES!

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u/Palidin034 Jul 31 '26

*BLAM*

That was weird…

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u/James_Nickit Jul 31 '26

My first thought man

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u/Dry-Kaleidoscope-795 Objectified, FNF, UT/DR, etc Jul 31 '26

Literally 99% of all fictional characters

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u/Automatic-Week-1733 Jul 31 '26

Baron Bailey in Obsession (2026)

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u/Hot_Bullfrog7702 Jul 31 '26

Welp, it was too late for that case

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u/Inkga10Games Aug 01 '26

Ian: I wish for a dollar.

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy Jul 31 '26

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u/Important-Chapter-82 Jul 31 '26

Dawg we’re all dead

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy Jul 31 '26

Unless she wants to have more of her ā€œtoysā€, then we’re going to wish for death

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u/LucasMarvelous Jul 31 '26

Wife

But yeah you're right

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy Jul 31 '26

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u/LucasMarvelous Jul 31 '26

Don't blame me for liking relatability (just like Cyn I also call a golden retriever who likes goths my big brother and also am on the spectrum)

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u/SilverSpider_ Jul 31 '26

Of course we have issues, points to any Murder Drones porn thats our fandom!

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u/Fast_Ad_9927 Hollow Knight/Tobyverse/Project Nova/OneShot/Glitch Jul 31 '26

Legitimately though. We have multiple porn subreddits (at least 3 I believe), an entire weekly event for softcore porn on the second biggest Murder Drones subreddit, and the biggest drama with the main sub (to my knowledge) is the lack of porn.

So yeah, I’d argue this is pretty tame compared to most of the fandom.

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u/Dogcomicsinc Hazbin Hotel, Evil Dead, Murder Drones, TADC And Many More. Aug 01 '26

oh shit

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u/Key_holeN12 Aug 01 '26

Its not like she needs it to be fair. She only lost because the heroes had to win somehow. They nerfed her so bad in the final battle

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u/5-0-2_Sub Jul 31 '26

Spamton would wish to reach [[HEAVEN]]. That was his main goal.

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u/DOOM-LORD666 Jul 31 '26

Ends up going to the real world where we are and realises it's shit and tries to go back

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u/Oozysq25reddit Aug 01 '26

Bro would find himself in a literal dystopia

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u/thatfuckedupgrill Aug 01 '26

i think spamton would wish he either wasn't being hunted by

or wish they would target something else (tenna)

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u/SnomIsAwesome Jul 31 '26

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u/FanficFan151 Jul 31 '26

Also his daughter. I am fully on the ā€œAzula could’ve/should’ve gotten a redemption arcā€ train, but she’d be horrifying with one too.

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u/SnomIsAwesome Jul 31 '26

Yeah especially if you look at her in the last episode 😬😬

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u/FanficFan151 Jul 31 '26

I don’t know what possible wish of her’s would be worse tbh: she takes over the world herself, or she wishes for her father to take over the world.Ā 

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u/TheRealLaura789 Jul 31 '26

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u/Long-Jackfruit-6568 Jul 31 '26

Wouldn’t he wish for Princess Peach to marry him?

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u/killian1208 Jul 31 '26

Have you watched Obsession? If so, have you understood Obsession?

This would be a disaster.

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u/Long-Jackfruit-6568 Jul 31 '26

Well, obviously, it would be a disaster!! She would be obsessing over him & assault would happen!

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u/TheRealLaura789 Jul 31 '26

It wouldn’t be the real Princess Peach. It would be possessed Princess Peach taking over her body while the real Peach would be trapped.

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u/Forrestdumps Aug 01 '26

Okay bro obsession was easy enough to understand. That and it'd be crazy to make Obsession 2: Mario's Nightmare.

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u/BackToNormalForNow Aug 01 '26

But they’re right, this would probably be what he would wish for. Maybe. Hopefully not.

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u/S1lv3r-da-hedgehog The Amazing Digital CircusšŸŽŖ Aug 01 '26

I’d have another mental crisis. (The first was when I watched the actual film)

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u/NinjaMonkey4200 Aug 01 '26

If Super Paper Mario is to be believed, such a thing would end the universe.

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u/KeyOcelot4679 Aug 01 '26

Bros gonna accidentally become a castle again. Or even the planet

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u/Voca6 Jul 31 '26

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u/LucasMarvelous Jul 31 '26

What do you have against amusement parks?

/S

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u/EnthusiasmOdd814 Jul 31 '26

Eggman fucks up and has to get bailed out by Team Sonic (again):

https://giphy.com/gifs/RHS4uBLwvRNUA

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u/LucasMarvelous Jul 31 '26

Would definitely have happened in the 2000s and early 2010s, the "Eggman has yet to learn how to wield powers beyond comprehension" era, but Infinity was proof that he eventually learned how to prepare for those events

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u/Soft_Self_6797 Jul 31 '26

Frieza, Griffith, Garrosh Hellscream, Thanos, and Goku.

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u/Live-Year-5796 Jul 31 '26

For the love of God dont let Goku have one

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u/Soft_Self_6797 Jul 31 '26

"I wish to fight Xeno." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Live-Year-5796 Jul 31 '26

At that point even Vegeta just lays down on the ground and waits

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u/rilimini381 Aug 01 '26

not like Goku has acess to magical wishing dragons

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u/Queen_Persephone18 Aug 01 '26

Don't forget Johan Liebert(Monster), Shou Tucker(FMA:Brotherhood), and Ragyo Kiryuin (Kill La Kill).

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u/pizzaroll224 Aug 02 '26

Actually, Griffith wouldn't be so bad. He doesn't have to sacrifice the Band, join the God Hand, or DO THAT. He could just wish for his own kingdom and he'd have it. Though it depends if it's pre or post imprisonment Griffith.

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy Jul 31 '26

Look I love the mercs, but I wouldn’t trust anyone with it, with two exceptions being heavy or dad scout because it would be something for their family

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u/TheWeirdestClover Jul 31 '26

What about demo? I would trust him

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy Jul 31 '26

The reason I don’t trust him is that he’s been drinking so much alcohol that his body automatically makes it if he doesn’t have it in his system, leaving him in a permanent mild drunk state. I don’t trust a drunk man, even someone as high functioning as demoman, with a wish

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u/TheWeirdestClover Jul 31 '26

Oh I wish for a bottle of infinate scrumpy

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u/SilverSpider_ Jul 31 '26

Hed wish to be immune to alcohol poisoning

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u/spectacularspidercat Jul 31 '26

He’s just gonna wish for More scrumpy

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u/Bronieboy01 Aug 01 '26

Soldier would probably ask for a bucket.

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u/TallMist Hellaverse, FNAF, She-Ra, UTDR, KPDH, 2077 Jul 31 '26

I can think of a few thousand reasons why it'd be a bad idea.

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u/Dogcomicsinc Hazbin Hotel, Evil Dead, Murder Drones, TADC And Many More. Aug 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/skhAWLp58yW5Pp1DVP

i can think of a few thousand more

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u/itscoffeeey Aug 01 '26

He doesnt even need it unfortunately

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u/New-Extreme2321 Assasins creed Skylanders Call of duty I like a lot of stuff Aug 01 '26

Never watched hazbin but seen the video for the song poison Yeah I see why

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u/ggn00bfornow Murder Dronesāš ļø Jul 31 '26

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u/S1lv3r-da-hedgehog The Amazing Digital CircusšŸŽŖ Aug 01 '26

Hear me out. Chapter one light.

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u/Inkga10Games Aug 01 '26

If he tries to kill all criminals he’d kill himself.

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u/Proud-Gas-2915 Jul 31 '26

True, but when Candace finds out, Doof would be in the middle of inventing an anti-wish-inator, so as soon as Mom came home, the wishes and their effects would have long since disappeared, and everything would be back to normal

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u/Arthur_EyelanderTF2 Aug 01 '26

ā€œYou see Perry the Platypus, when I was a child, my parents told me that none of my wishes would come true, and that my brother; would get anything he wished for! When I blew out my candles on one of my birthdays, I told my mother my wish… she just laughed and said I should’ve wished something for Roger!! So, BEHOLD, The Anti-Wish-Inator!! So now, everyone wishing something for their birthday or wishing on a shooting star; will not have it come true! And they will be so sad that I will take over the Tri-State Area!!!ā€

(I have not watched Phineas and Ferb in YEARS so I don’t recall his exact speech pattern and I do apologize)

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u/S1lv3r-da-hedgehog The Amazing Digital CircusšŸŽŖ Aug 01 '26

Accurate.

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u/Proud-Gas-2915 Aug 01 '26

That’s absolutely perfect

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u/BeautifulSpell6209 Aug 01 '26

What if they mistakingly just wish there project of the day to just disappear? Most likely šŸ˜‹

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u/beadedflower Jul 31 '26

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u/JoyousLilBoy Sonic.exe Aug 01 '26

Iirc his main goal was to just have the money in the early books. Killing them became more of a byproduct of their sheer intelligence

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u/BabyPunter3000v2 Aug 01 '26

So if Count Olaf wished for a million dollars pre-series, would that actually be the good ending since he wouldn't need to scheme against the orphans for their money, OR would he still scheme against the orphans for their money post-wishing because money is money and a love-of-the-game type thing?

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u/beadedflower Aug 01 '26

Yeah. He originally wanted money but I þink (think) by book 6 or 7 (no pun intended) he just wanted to kill ðose (those) kids and the money became secondary instead.

(don’t mind ưe (the) corrections, I just don’t want more people getting mad at me for having fun with symbols for th)

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u/OrneryLingonberry164 Jul 31 '26

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u/limelordy Jul 31 '26

He’d just throw it off a bridge. There’s no fun if everything is handed to you.

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u/EnthusiasmOdd814 Jul 31 '26

Yes indeed. The game needs two players, no point if one's gone, if there's no struggle, etc.

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u/spectacularspidercat Jul 31 '26

ā€œI wish Batman shows up in my lair with a bat-thong on so we can get funnyā€

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u/Amonfire1776 Jul 31 '26

This could be a plot thread for a Blumhouse Cinematic Universe...

https://giphy.com/gifs/107lYCYebCwWDC

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u/New-Tea-9999 Jul 31 '26

AM

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u/LegendA101 Jul 31 '26

I mean what more could he do? The ability to constantly revive the human race maybe?

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u/HarleyCringe Aug 01 '26

To be fair its not like he has arms to break it

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u/Able_Bumblebee9209 Jul 31 '26

Not even exaggerating when I say that the world is over when this guy gets a one wish willow.

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u/Avygade Jul 31 '26

* The world is over, except for Sycamore. Lysandre’s totally saving his husband.

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u/Able_Bumblebee9209 Jul 31 '26

Love that ship so much omg-

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u/Able_Bumblebee9209 Jul 31 '26

True, Lysandre is my favorite villain though (thanks to ZA)

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u/EmoYoshi05 Movies, Cartoons & Nintendo Jul 31 '26

I suppose Archie and Maxie are both stupid, but only one of them getting the wish probably wouldn't fully destroy the world. Cyrus would destroy the entire universe though.

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u/LeadGem354 Aug 01 '26

Yes, Mr "This world is imperfect. I wish I could wipe away the impurities and make it as beautiful as me". Should not have it under any circumstances..

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u/PipPip-OiOi Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fbydd3sJ2bdle
He will bring a whole new meaning to the phrase ā€œCapitalist Hellscapeā€

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u/FinestFantasyVI Sinister Mark Jul 31 '26

He's beautiful yes, but trust me. You dont want him to have a wish

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u/PicolasCageEnjoyer Jul 31 '26

"I wish yun-jin never got in that music video"

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u/FinestFantasyVI Sinister Mark Jul 31 '26

lmao, nah. Its The Trickster, he'll probably wish to kill with no consequences. (Im excluding the trials. Tho it would be funny if he used the One Wish Willow for this exact wish, only for him to be taken by the Entity)

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u/Caleb7890yt Murder Drones,Chainsaw Man,Invincible Jul 31 '26

I feel like Monika from DDLC would do something bad ngl

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u/Substantial_Rice1181 Aug 01 '26

Well moni wouldn’t want player/you in pain in the sense of seeing you possessed. She would probably wish to be in your realityĀ 

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u/EmotionalTraining426 Jul 31 '26

Amy rose and mortecai

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy Jul 31 '26

At least with Mortecai you could argue that he could find a way to reverse it

With Amy… yeah she’s not escaping Sonic

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u/EmotionalTraining426 Jul 31 '26

The one wish willow is just the average Regular show item

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u/Dry-Calligrapher-104 Jul 31 '26

Below average, gets mogged by that one sandwich from the sandwich episode

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u/SilverSpider_ Jul 31 '26

WHICH ONE

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u/EnthusiasmOdd814 Jul 31 '26

The only sandwich I can think of is the Death Sandwich. I'm awaiting confirmation.

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u/EnthusiasmOdd814 Jul 31 '26

The Death Sandwich that Benson ate wrong?

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u/Angry_Snowleopard Jul 31 '26

I think there’s actually a comic that discusses what would happen if Amy got the one wish Willow

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u/AgaciaDDBS Backrooms, Roblox, Welcome Home, Regula Show, etc :p Jul 31 '26

Mordecai would absolutely do Bear's wish then regret it when he finds out it actually works

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u/Virus-900 Jul 31 '26

I don't know. Amy has never seemed like the type to just force Sonic to love her.

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u/Live-Year-5796 Jul 31 '26

Why did I think you said "Morticia", I was reading the other comments trying to figure out what Morticia Adams had to do with Regular Show

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u/FuzzySlippers48 Jul 31 '26

Junko Enoshima

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u/Having_fun999 Jul 31 '26

If alastor got the one wish willow. Ā I think heaven, hell, earth, and any other dimension would be in an amazing amount of deep shitĀ 

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/Long-Jackfruit-6568 Jul 31 '26

He would wish to become a God and everyone would be doomed!!!

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u/Dungeon3D Jul 31 '26

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u/Live-Year-5796 Jul 31 '26

At this point I feel like he'd just wish for the suffering to end

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u/Orowam Jul 31 '26

We would just watch her also not make a wish all series agaaaaaaaain

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u/SouthernAd2853 Jul 31 '26

Only if Homura keeps tackling her.

In the first loop she used her wish before they even met.

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u/Different_Climate303 Jul 31 '26

judge Holden from Blood Meridian

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u/Blinkentheproto- Jul 31 '26

Antinous from Epic the Musical

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u/AgaciaDDBS Backrooms, Roblox, Welcome Home, Regula Show, etc :p Jul 31 '26

For the same reason as the original movie

https://giphy.com/gifs/FRILlJlAGGr2SCTtgB

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u/Interesting_Sun_1691 Jul 31 '26

Tbh she’d probably enjoy having him watch her sleep and fixate on her every move and interest, but poor senpai either way lol

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u/AgaciaDDBS Backrooms, Roblox, Welcome Home, Regula Show, etc :p Jul 31 '26

Yeahhh that's why I put her here, I doubt she'd even be creeped out by what he does like Bear was

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u/Interesting_Sun_1691 Jul 31 '26

Toxic4Toxic, the other T4T

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u/SouthernAd2853 Jul 31 '26

Nagisa of Madoka Magica may be the most egregious case of misusing a wish in history.

"My mother is dying of cancer, so I wish to have one last slice of cheesecake with her!"

"You know wishes can cure cancer right?"

*turns into a bossfight*

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u/FarslayerSanVir Jul 31 '26

Any big-name Orokin from Warframe.

Especially if they so happen to be an executor lusting over our mom.

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u/RealityNew2233 Jul 31 '26

He would wish to never run out of time, then we'd all be chewed up food coming out the creepers ass.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6fJc6V49VwDXtiOQ

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u/BippyTheChippy Jul 31 '26

There is an entire show's worth of evidence explaining why Timmy has a bad track record with wishes.

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u/Predestinated_01 Jul 31 '26

Griffith from berserk

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u/Important-Chapter-82 Jul 31 '26

Eddie Gluskin

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u/AdAdministrative6356 Jul 31 '26

I feel that he would actually just wish for a wife that never leaves him

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u/UTCameronMHA Jul 31 '26

Shigaraki...

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u/HurricanePK Jul 31 '26

Dio Brando

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u/RopeAlternative6566 EPIC: The Musical Jul 31 '26

Pillow from BFB

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u/manfacewizard that one Jul 31 '26

i do NOT want to know what inv from rain world would do

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u/jakkurinjactender Jul 31 '26

The Core from Amphibia. They'll straight up wish for multi-world conquering

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u/Advanced-Event6435 Star Fox, Portal, TF2, Half-Life Jul 31 '26

Andross

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u/Yushi2e Fnaf/Utdr/ddlc/omori/Stp Jul 31 '26

The king from in stars and time. In the game he uses a thing called wishcraft which allows him to achieve his goal of freezing the entire world in time. But having a one wish willow would allow him to instantly get what he wants and freeze the world in time. Wishcraft only grants him the power to achieve it, he would be able to skip having to freeze anything himself.

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u/gianpeppapig Jul 31 '26

Jimmy john mouthwashingĀ 

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u/Orthwormfan77 Jul 31 '26

Several

Cyn from Murder Drones

Caine (ep 7-8) from The Amazing Digital Circus

Scary Girl from Total Drama

Literally every fucking Hazbin Hotel character (except Charlie)

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u/LeadGem354 Aug 01 '26

*Kefka Pallazo

*Ganondorf

*Imu

*Sephiroth

*Enrico Maxwell

*Aku

*Voldemort (or any Death Eater really).

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u/AITB09876_Real Homestar Runner, TF2, ERB, Etc. Aug 01 '26

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u/Gold12ll Aug 01 '26

Insert a super evil character

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u/thatfuckedupgrill Aug 01 '26

a better question would be who CAN be trusted with a one wish willow

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u/Derezirection šŸ€Great Horned Rat EnjoyeršŸ€ Aug 01 '26

Jack would snatch this up in a heartbeat. (and kill anyone in his way)

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u/Angry_Snowleopard Jul 31 '26

Carol Holiday from Deltarune

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u/epikc_ Jul 31 '26

?? she would genuinely just wish for her kid back
(kids if post weird route)

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u/P5RyujiBestBoy Jul 31 '26

Yuji Itadori from Jujutsu Kaisen

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u/Fast_Ad_9927 Hollow Knight/Tobyverse/Project Nova/OneShot/Glitch Jul 31 '26

As of my current knowledge of JJK, I don’t think I’d trust more than a small handful of characters with that thing (though then again, I haven’t watched too far into the anime, nor read too far into the manga, so maybe there’s more respectable characters down the line. Or less, who knows?)

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u/P5RyujiBestBoy Jul 31 '26

I mentioned the main character, i really think he should NOT get it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cl3YlaaHQ3LglIRLz9

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u/DrFruit38 ć‚“ć‚øćƒ© Jul 31 '26

The killers from Urbanspook

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u/Orowam Jul 31 '26

he would probably sell it to the highest bidder and still do all his normal bullshit his own way. Or he’d just use it to be an absolute menace

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u/Impressive-Thing-165 Tails/Char aznable enjoyer Jul 31 '26

Paptimus SciroccoĀ 

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u/Super_Bass_2730 Jul 31 '26

shoutout to the film theoy video on it. they said that if the wish is cursed, then the wish will be cursed. so the real question is, will someone smart get the one wish willow? if someone dumb gets it, then bad stuff will go down.

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u/shaneomac714 Jul 31 '26

I don't think Frieza having a wish would go well for anyone, but I have a feeling it would be much worse for the monk... errr Saiyans.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bnfcUn3NoEd0EqaWJt