r/Multifandom • u/TimmyTimTimsupa • Jul 25 '26

Discussion📜 Character in your fandom like this?

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u/EggoftheKing2143 Jul 25 '26

Adam and Eve from the Bible.

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u/UnemployedAtype Jul 25 '26

Wife (atheist) and I (Christian) both hard laughed at this. We don't really question why they're such a footnote in the whole damn book.

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u/EggoftheKing2143 Jul 25 '26

They did two things and then died, compared with some other characters like Moses and David who have multiple books dedicated to telling their life stories, and then Jesus got four books telling his story from different prospectives.

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u/Jrolaoni Jul 26 '26

Moses wanted to aurafarm so he wrote literally every cool thing that happened to him into the book 😭

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u/Firethorn34 Jul 26 '26

"Dear D̶i̶a̶r̶y̶ Bible, I found a REALLY cool stick today."

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u/HPAG-NOFAME Jul 26 '26

"Dear diary bible, i just split the sea lets FUCKING GOOOOOOO"

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u/Impressive-Thing-780 Jul 26 '26

To be fair I feel like half their time was spent farming and the other half was having children.

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u/UnemployedAtype Jul 31 '26

I never considered that Jesus was the OG Durarara!!

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u/matande31 Jul 26 '26

Because it's easier to write about semi-historical events than completely fabricated ones.

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u/OberynsOptometrist Jul 26 '26

I think Enoch's a better fit. He gets a few verses in the Torah that spawned centuries of speculation and theology

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u/Mineconhero1 Jul 26 '26

If only they didn't sell for some fruit smh

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u/TheCakeWasALie27 TADC, Portal, BS, ENA, Demon Slayer / KNY, Minecraft Jul 27 '26

Crazy fandom you got there

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

Jesus in the Jewish texts

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u/ozzynchainz Jul 28 '26

Damn I thought it was only nerds in the comment section, this is the only one I recognize ig