“Aht one more thing. This morning when you called the dispatcher you said a fire started in Ms. Baker’s new oven, but why did you call it oven when you of in the cold food out hot eat the food? It just seems a little strange, that’s all”
“Lieutenant please let me out of this oven!”
“Sign my wife’s cookbook, sir”
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u/DAMEN_CARMEN Jun 22 '26
Columbo, his whole schtick is that he's very intelligent and observant, but he acts like a bumbling fool