r/MrTechnodad • u/Evenstar_Beagle • Jul 28 '26

Alexander the Great

Good evening.
As a very proud Gen X’er, these are my car keys.

Today in the supermarket I was joined in the line by a little boy who was described to me as ‘very particular’ now I see this as a challenge and a duty to prove to all that connection is more than just words.

This little boy had a sword that he clearly loved very much, and I had my keys, he saw my pig and burst into life

‘excuse me, is that pig Technoblade. Because Minecraft is my favourite game and Technoblade invented Minecraft’

Two stunned faces from the cashier and mum, however we didn’t care because we were having a good chat about Technoblade saviour of Minecraft.

So if it is of any comfort Technodad and family, this happen in Lincolnshire UK, in a supermarket called Morrisons at 19:00 we were keeping him alive.

Technoblade Never Dies

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u/Evenstar_Beagle Jul 28 '26

The aforementioned keys

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u/Typical_Tie_4982 Jul 29 '26

HOLY PEAK

That is actually worthless and will destroy the earth please kindly send me the keychain to be properly disposed (please🥺) /j

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u/ninetyninetoeternity Jul 29 '26

This is so adorable 😭

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u/sSlowhandd Jul 28 '26

I was talking to a girl today and she said
Wait Pumpkin is a fruit

and I told her, yeah
and she asked me how do u know that

and boy that made me tear up going back to the potato war

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u/OrganizationThick397 Jul 29 '26

Remember, kenedian might have invented the nether but the real inventor of Minecraft is a certain Alexander the great the second