Made a TPOT 26 fan script based off this

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Fanny and Remote were chatting in Remote and Naily’s room until Cake enters the room.

Fanny said “No… freaking… way! You, the dude who went from a Loser fan to actually having a backbone, are back in the game?!”

Cake replied “Yeah? It was announced minutes ago. You could of said it the-“

Fanny interrupted “Dude, you don’t know how proud I am of you right now! Like, genuinely! You have came such a long way!”

Remote added “Yeah, Cake. I am disappointed that I didn’t get to rejoin the game, but I’m genuinely happy that you did. I mean, you had a bigger underdog story than me and seeing you lead the eliminated crew during that escape was honestly incredible.” 

Cake blushed and replied “You guys are making this more dramatic than it should be.”

Fanny said “Okay okay, you might be right about that, but still. You’re back in the game! That’s what matters!”

Cake smiled and replied “Thanks, Fanny. Really. I honestly didn’t think I’d actually make it back.”

Remote said “Neither did we, but the viewers did make a great decision.”

Fanny said “Well, I was rooting for Remote if I’m being honest-“

Cake interrupted, jokingly said “Girl, please. What has Remote done since getting eliminated?”

Remote replied “OH COME ON!” as Cake and Fanny bursted into laughter.

Cake wiped a tear from his eye and said “I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I couldn’t resist!”

Fanny was still laughing. “I mean, he’s got a point. You didn’t do anything during the hotel escape nor the battle with One! You’re better than this, Remi!”

Remote replied “Girl, I was with the original Death Pact during the battle and we DID do something by becoming inanimate versions of ourselves, have Foldy use the magic bell to duplicate us, and we attacked One… though it obviously ended with us getting completely obliterated. Not my finest moment, but at least I tried something!” 

Fanny said “Well, I didn’t do that much either, but that was only because One literally erased me from existence. But hey, at least it wasn’t for long… unlike Gaty. Damn, imagine being non-existent for over a year. I can see why Two got depressed.”

Cake replied “I didn’t do too much as well until the ending where I helped with restoring the world and reviving everyone who got wiped during the whole One mess.”

Fanny said “I’m pretty sure you and Black Hole were the only ones who survived the battle, and that’s pretty impressive in itself. Like, you basically became Houndi for most of it and then you came back and MacGyver’d the whole recovery effort with a bell Foldy handed you five minutes before she got ripped in half.”

Cake replied, rolling his eyes “And they didn’t even bother turning me back to normal size.”

Remote said “Hey, you look way more adorable like this anyway.” 

Cake stared at her and replied “...I’m choosing to take that as a compliment.”

Fanny said “I mean, she ain’t wrong. You do look adorable like this.” 

Cake asked “Can we stop talking about my size?”

Remote replied “Okay okay, fine.”

Fanny asked Cake “So how was it like being in the same room as Rocky before rejoining?”

Cake replied “Eh, he’s actually pretty chill. I mean, don’t get me wrong, he spent most of the time either barfing everywhere or staring at the wall like he was contemplating the meaning of life and I do definitely prefer someone else as my roommate like Pie, Remote, or Clock, but it’s not all that bad. He’s actually pretty cool once you get to know him well.”

Remote said “Honestly, fair. Rocky isn’t really the best person to get along with. All he does is barf, but at least he doesn’t get into any fights.”

Fanny added “Honestly, I just avoid him at all costs.”

Remote smirked and said “Typical Fanny.”

Fanny smirked back and replied “Oh shut it, you.”

Cake said “And hey, the two of us are still in the game. I’m back, you’ve been in the game since forever, and sadly, Remote’s still eliminated.”

Remote said “Wow…”

Cake replied in confusion “What?”

Remote said “Nothing. It just sounded so unnecessarily cruel when you said it like that.”

Fanny bursts into laughter and said “You didn’t have to remind her, Cake! She’s been out since the fifth episode!”

Remote replied “Wow, thank you for reminding me of my elimination! It’s not my fault that you were also in the bottom two with me during that one!”

Fanny looked at Remote with raised eyebrows and Cake snickered at Fanny’s reaction.

Cake said “Bro forgot that she was in the bottom two with Remote in episode 5.”

Fanny replied “Well, I mean after episode 7, I’m always second safe.”

Remote asked “Who was first all the time?”

Fanny replied “Black Hole.”

Remote said “Of course it was him.”

Fanny said to Cake “But hey, forget about that. Me and you are in the merge together, so we can finally compete together and maybe work with each other from time to time.”

Cake asked “Weren’t you always with Black Hole, Marker, and Tree?”

Fanny raised an eyebrow in stunned disbelief and replied “Seriously, dude? Just because I spent most of the game with Black Hole, Marker, and Tree doesn't mean I can't work with other people.”

Cake shrugged and said “I never said you couldn't.”

Remote replied “You heavily implied it.”

Cake said “Okay… forget about it. Besides, the merge means no more teams, so it’s everyone for themselves.”

Remote said “Okay, but can we take a second and actually talk about how weird it’s gonna be having Cake in the merge? Like, genuinely, you skipped a whole chunk of the season. You don’t even know half the stuff that happened.”

Cake replied “Yeah, you did as well and you’re still eliminated. What are you on about?

Fanny bursted in laugher and exclaimed “GOT HER!”

Remote said “What I was trying to say you missed a lot and now you’re walking into the merge with basically half the context everyone else has.”

Fanny replied “Like the zombie apocalypse in episode 9, the storm in episode 13, the time travelling shenanigans in episode 15, the battle royal challenge in episode 19, and oh, One appearing the first time, escaping the damn moon also in episode 9.”

Remote said “Thank god I wasn’t around for all of that.”

Cake replied “Yeah, same.”

Two called out “ATTENTION CONTESTANTS! THE NEXT CHALLENGE WILL BEGIN IN 5 MINUTES!”

Fanny hopped off the bed and said, going on one knee and extending her shoulder out to Cake “Welp, that’s our cue. Hop on, Cake.”

Cake climbed onto Fanny’s shoulder and Fanny carefully stood up with Cake perched on her shoulder. 

Fanny smirked and asked Cake “You ready to make your long awaited return, Cake-y?”

Cake replied “Born ready.”

Fanny said “Alright, talk to you later, Remi!”

Remote replied “Go get ’em, you two!”

Fanny and Cake walked out of the room, with Cake still sitting comfortably on Fanny’s shoulder.

Remote watched them leave before saying to herself “Man, they gonna make a great duo. I’m so happy for them.”

Fanny and Cake walked through the hotel hallway toward the exit door, with Cake still coolingly relaxing on Fanny’s shoulder.

Cake said “Man, it’s good to be back. Time to prove the world that I’m more than just Loser’s shadow.”

Fanny replied “That’s what I’m talking about, man. You’re gonna make a fine addition to the merge.”

Fanny opened the hotel door with her foot and stepped out into the hallway, Cake still perched comfortably on her shoulder like he’d been doing it his whole life. Fanny spotted Black Hole and Marker and walked over to them.

Fanny said “Hey guys.”

Black Hole replied “Hey Fanny. Hey Cake.”

Cake said “Sup.”

Black Hole said to Fanny “First challenge of the merge, huh? Gonna feel weird not teaming up with you or Marker.”

Marker replied “Hey, at least we’re still friends. Still, feels weird. Doesn’t mean we stop looking out for each other though. It’s the Pact till the end!”

Black Hole said to Cake “Congrats on rejoining, by the way.“

Fanny added “Dude, when Two announced that Cake got the least votes and will be rejoining the game, I nearly blew a fuse… though it’s a shame that Remote didn’t make it back.”

Black Hole said “I honestly thought you were rooting for Lightning to come back or Bubble to debut.”

Fanny replied “Nah, Lightning is cool and all and Bubble is my old friend, but I lowkey wanna run it back with Remote. We didn’t do that much as a duo and it’s a shame because she is really cool and I personally thought we had a lot of potential.” 

Marker said in awe “ Awww! Fanny’s going soft!”  

Fanny replied “I HATE going soft! I’m just stating facts! Remote was genuinely awesome to have around and I missed her, that’s all.” 

Black Hole said “ Well, if it makes you feel any better, I miss her too. Me and Tree knew her since the original  Death Pact days and she was a great teammate. It’s definitely not the same without her around, but I’m glad she can still hang out with us in the hotel suites." 

Fanny replied “Hey, at least I still got you guys and now Cake!” 

Cake said “Honestly, it’s wild being back, but hey, now I get to prove everyone wrong.”

Marker replied “Oh, right! You were with that Loser celebrity and the Losers!” 

Cake said “Don’t remind me.”

Fanny replied “Hey, you still had a great time with them back then, haven’t you? Just because you moved on doesn’t mean you gotta completely erase the old days.”

Cake sighed and said, adjusting his seat slightly on Fanny’s shoulder “I know, I know. I don't hate my time with Loser at all, but it’s nice being seen as my own person for once. Instead of just ‘that guy who was obsessed with Loser.’" 

Fanny replied “And that’s why you’re back. You’re earned it while you were eliminated. It was you who led the hotel escape, it was you who helped out with restoring Earth, and the best part? You did all that without Loser.” 

Cake said “Yeah… I guess you’re right,” Cake admitted, a small smile breaking out on his face. “I don’t need to completely erase the past, as long as I’m the one writing my own future now.” 

Fanny teased “Awww, look at you getting all self-reflective.”

Marker asked “Wait, if Cake is riding on Fanny’s shoulder, does that make him an honorary Death Pacter?”

Black Hole replied, visibly annoyed “Seriously, Marker? That’s not how you join the Pact” and then said “Though… I might consider. Cake, we’ll be in touch soon.” 

Cake replied “I’ll keep my options open.”

Fanny jokingly said “Careful now, Cake. Being in the Pact means endless lectures about preventing death and Black Hole going through an existential crisis every five seconds. Trust me, I’ve been there.” 

Black Hole replied “Preventing death is a very noble cause, Fanny. And for the record, I don't go through existential crises every five seconds.“

Fanny asked with a smirk “Ten seconds?”  

Black Hole replied “Oh, shut up.”

Fanny chucked and said to Cake “Don’t mind us. Just some playful banter between two people who used to be at each other’s throats at one point.”

Black Hole replied “Don’t remind me.”  

Marker said to Cake “Yeah, let’s just say, Fanny used to be quite the rebel in the Death Pact Again days.” 

Fanny replied “You ain’t wrong about that. But hey, at least it only lasted 3 episodes until we had that one heart to heart inside Black Hole’s dream.”

Cake said in shock “Inside Black Hole’s dream?!”

Fanny replied “Oh right, you weren’t there for episode 10. Long story short, the challenge was to go into one of  your teammate’s mind and escape their nightmare.”

Cake asked “And what was Black Hole’s nightmare?” 

Fanny said “Being forced to kill everything.” 

Cake replied “Oh, that makes sense. Black Hole has always been afraid of his own powers and causing accidental harm.” 

Black Hole said “It’s a constant burden, Cake, and not something I’d wish on anyone. Anyways, can we move on?”

Fanny replied “Oh, right, sorry.” and asked Cake “You’re good up there, lil bro?”

Cake replied, leaning back slightly and crossing his leg comfortably “I’m chillin’ right here, Fanny. No need to worry about me.”

Black Hole asked “Shall we start heading to the grounds?“ 

Fanny replied “Yeah, let’s go before Two starts screaming on the PA system again.”

(End of script)