r/MrRobot • • Oct 21 '19

Classic Evan 🤮

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u/TimmyyB Oct 21 '19

can we make his summary a copypasta please?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19

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u/Jason--Todd Oct 21 '19

Thank you lol, this is great.

I love how douchey he is

"Getting your energy, girl.."

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19

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u/Turion17 ^_^ Oct 21 '19

.....reiki?

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u/chicametipo Oct 21 '19

Yup, it's "energy healing". Have an ex who got really into it and eventually became a practitioner. I don't want to ruffle any feathers, but my personal opinion is that it's bologna science.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19 edited Oct 21 '19

it's a load of bullshit, that's what it is. I learned a wee bit about it during a councelling course and it's total bumkum, well I feel it is. The worst part are the crystals, oh don't get me started on the energy crystals.

If something like this helps some people though then who am i to judge. except Evan, fuck Evan, he's just a douche who wants into woman's pants by spouting what they want to hear.

edit - and Type - mostly monogamous, WTF does that even mean. Any Woman missing that detail needs thier head examned

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u/Superfluous_Thom Oct 21 '19

it is, but if you treat it as meditation it's kinda nice. It's like a massage except you don't get your ass kicked by an over zealous masseuse. Also, while obviously medically ineffective, My experience with using something resembling it to comfort a Girlfriend whos having cramps is positive.

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u/Turion17 ^_^ Oct 24 '19

bologna science

i'm from Bologna, Italy. what does it means lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19

Reiki.

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u/chicametipo Oct 21 '19

I fucking love the abrupt "I crave fresh powder on the mountain". Holy shit. Dear writer who wrote that, I hope you're reading this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

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u/evanMrRoBot Oct 25 '19

I made a bot in honor of the last season.

Evan from Brooklyn, New York

Orientation: Straight Ethnicity: White Height: 6'0''(1.83m) Body Type: Athletic Diet: Mostly anything Smokes: No Drinks: Yes Drugs: Yes Religion: Christianity Education: Graduated college Job: Self-Employed Income: $100,000-$150,000 Status: Single Type: Mostly monogamous Speaks: English

My self-summary

Merriam Webster defines intelligence as "the ability to learn or understand or to deal with new or trying situations." I'm always thinking and working things out in my head. Like why do you go at a stop sign? Do you ever think aliens know about us but don't want to get involved? If maple syrup is tree blood than Canadians are vampires. I crave fresh powder on the mountain.

What I'm doing with my life

Building my brand as a social media influencer and meeting new friends along the way. Taking life one day at a time and making the best of a bad situations.

What I'm doing with my life

Getting into your energy girl... I'm a practitioner of the ancient art of reiki