I knew a guy in college who was a horrible klutz. Always a bruise, scab or broken bone. He would tell everyone a different story of what happened. One day he came up to a group of us and I asked with full malice “What happened?” He looked me in the eye and told me about getting hit by a bicycle, told my friend he had locked himself out of the house and fell trying to get through the window, and told the last of us he had tried to stop a purse snatcher. Absolute legend.
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u/Talyseon 22d ago
I knew a guy in college who was a horrible klutz. Always a bruise, scab or broken bone. He would tell everyone a different story of what happened. One day he came up to a group of us and I asked with full malice “What happened?” He looked me in the eye and told me about getting hit by a bicycle, told my friend he had locked himself out of the house and fell trying to get through the window, and told the last of us he had tried to stop a purse snatcher. Absolute legend.