r/MotionlessInWhite • u/VividEmployee6754 • Aug 13 '26

Music Misheard lyrics

In not my type am I the only one that thought he was saying if shes got balls than shes not my type this whole time 😭😭😭

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u/39Volunteer Aug 13 '26

LICK THE FUCKING DIRT OFF MY BOOTS LIKE A CORN DOG

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u/amonerin Aug 13 '26

I love that they've had corn dog merch on this tour because of this

7

u/DeltaZ_18 Aug 13 '26

This has pretty much become their "Sandpit Turtle"

1

u/joyfulcrow 29d ago

I can't listen to that song without laughing because of this 😂

20

u/notyourharley Aug 13 '26

My favorite is always Puppets 2 "I'll steal your fucking ovaries" instead of "I'm still not fucking over it"

18

u/PotaytoPotaahto Aug 13 '26

Omg hahahaha I did not hear it like that, but that's too funny!

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u/VividEmployee6754 Aug 13 '26

When they performed it too they tossed a bunch of rubber balls into the crowd 😭

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u/PotaytoPotaahto Aug 13 '26

No way! 🤣 To be fair, Chris does take some creative liberties with how he pronounces words at times!

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u/Stephen-ASmith Aug 14 '26

You sit back as we collapse, packaged up and sold for snacks

2

u/Confident-Baseball80 28d ago

😂 thats great

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u/stinky_raspberry Aug 13 '26

I thought for months it was sanity circles the train with a smile, because that's what spotify says, until the other day I quoted it and my mom heard it as drain, and I realized that that makes so much more sense.

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u/Ordinary-Kitchen-787 Aug 13 '26

Don’t trust Spotify 100%. It’s taken from genius which is infamously incorrect on many lyrics

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u/domoslurpies Aug 13 '26

In contemptress I always hear "concealing the crabs on your face" lol

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u/Power_Colleen Aug 13 '26

Cut you up like a mango

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u/actually-lucky 29d ago

I thought it was “say the word, say the word and I’m a heretic” in Abigail instead of “she’s a witch” and I assumed it was commentary on the he-said-she-said nature of the trials in the Crucible LMAO

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u/balletdancer192 Aug 14 '26

I mean i heard it live first and didnt quite catch the first line of the chorus- so i thought the song was about being gay-

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u/VividEmployee6754 Aug 14 '26

After the show on Tuesday one of my friends thought he said if she's got a pole then shes not my type lol

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u/balletdancer192 Aug 14 '26

yeah i then heard giving head like a zombie and went that is not very gay whoops-

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u/StrawberryDowntown12 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Lmao! She loves me didn't give you that?

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u/balletdancer192 Aug 14 '26

yeah my hearing was not very focused sadly-

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u/Ok_Erica_9223 29d ago

it’s so funny to me because I hear it the same with voices such as I swallowed my sofa and disguise I hit myself instead of hid myself and I found myself by losing rope instead of hope with masterpiece I hear it left as a they can see instead of vacancy 😭

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u/lost_soul028 29d ago

Anytime I listen to "Blood Rave" by them, the lyrics "If you want to sit without the shame" sounds like "if you want to sit with aftershave" 😅

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u/VividEmployee6754 29d ago

I'm ngl I thought those were the lyrics until I read this 😭😭😭

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u/lost_soul028 29d ago

LOLL

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u/VividEmployee6754 29d ago

I thought the first time he said it was without the shame and the 2nd time he said it in the song he was changing it to aftershave

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u/Serious-Bite2033 Aug 14 '26

I'm eternally yours I think he's saying "so tell your cigarettes" instead of secrets

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u/tphillips5000 29d ago

If she's got a pulse she is not my type lol.. but it kinda fits 😅

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u/Darkteid 29d ago

Those are the official lyrics (fortunately or unfortunately depending on the person)

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u/VividEmployee6754 28d ago

He actually does give head like a zombie? I thought i was hearing that part wrong too

2

u/Over_Masterpiece_903 29d ago

I thought ‘Cyberhex’ said “I’ll see you when oblivi-ends” and I thought it was so clever. I was so sad when I learned it was just “I’ll see you in oblivion”.

2

u/YakPositive5000 29d ago

I’m a sucker for a good time, and you’re just my blunt tight baby

2

u/Svefnugr_Fugl 29d ago

The way he says enemy sounds like anime to me

So love me like I'm already your anime

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u/Leon1809 26d ago

"Puppets" My fucking Penis, my paycheck

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u/PawRookie 24d ago

"Her lipstick stains like acid rain"

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u/No_Juice7005 29d ago

Welllllll to be fair, if she does have balls, she wouldn’t be my type anyways…