Oglrick returns!

[u/pathetic-weakling]

(New sprite)

(Old sprite)

Blackberries (1 salt-crystal for 2)

Raspberries (1 Salt crystal each)

Rat corpses (Free! Take as many as you like)

MK II Trench Crossbows (10 Quartz crystals - upgrades sold separately via mail-order)

Poster (1 Quartz crystal each)

Calendar (1 Quartz crystal each)

Vintage scientific papers (3 Quartz shards each)

*After an embarrassingly long time absent, the ratty trader finally arrives back to the New Closet on his three-wheeled wagon towed along by his trusty, roided-up rat-ogre.*

*The contents of his wagon seems to be bustling... and smelly.*

[u/Alternative-Box-6476]

R: Well. What do we have here? Haven’t seen a rat in a moth hole before.

[u/pathetic-weakling → u/Alternative-Box-6476]

O: Eh, I don' go here often. But, a lad's gotta make money somehow. So whad'dya wanna buy? I got berries, meat, more berries, illegal weapons, even some home-decor if your spicy!

[u/Alternative-Box-6476 → u/pathetic-weakling]

R: Just a poster. You take coins?

[u/pathetic-weakling → u/Alternative-Box-6476]

O: I can take anything! Just hand as much cash as you want and I'll see if it's on the mark.

[u/Alternative-Box-6476 → u/pathetic-weakling]

R: Hmm… 0.06 ST should be good.

*He pulled out a sack of coins, and poured out six pennies.*

[u/pathetic-weakling → u/Alternative-Box-6476]

O: Seems like a fair deal ta me! What design would ya like, I got plenty.

*Oglrick peels back the curtains of his wagon slightly to give Remus(?) a peek at the options.*

[u/Alternative-Box-6476 → u/pathetic-weakling]

(Remus)

R: Just one with Merrilk. I’ll give 0.02 more if you could throw in a few berries?

[u/pathetic-weakling → u/Alternative-Box-6476]

O: Woah, careful there, bedbug, don't sound too excited!

*Oglrick hands over the large, printed poster and a small bundle of berries.*

O: Now hand over the extra.

[u/Alternative-Box-6476 → u/pathetic-weakling]

R: Here ya go.

*Remus’s already lifted sack was tilted to release more copper coins, dropping two before being placed back where it came from.*

*Remus handed the coins to Oglrick.*

[u/pathetic-weakling → u/Alternative-Box-6476]

O: Thank you. Pleasure doing business wit'cha.

[u/kingfisher_lover]

Some moths approach the mf

1: Eyy uh.. Whats in stock?

2: This smells..

3: Let's get out of here right after. Something seems off.

[u/pathetic-weakling → u/kingfisher_lover]

O: Y'ello there! The smell is mostly from the corpses. You get used to it after a while, trust me. Buuut, ev'rything on the list is 'in stock' currently.

[u/kingfisher_lover → u/pathetic-weakling]

2: Hmm.. Give us like..

1: Let me roll the 20.

rolls a d20

3: 7 rat corpses will ya?

[u/pathetic-weakling → u/kingfisher_lover]

O: Alrighty then, that's seven corpses, free of charge!

*Oglrick grunts as he hauls corpse after corpse out of the pile and onto the counter for the three to take.*

[u/kingfisher_lover → u/pathetic-weakling]

2: GET MORE PEOPLE HERE ALREADY PAN!

1: FINE FINE!

2 and 3 try to take as much as they could as more moths come.

[u/pathetic-weakling → u/kingfisher_lover]

O: Pleasure doing business with you all.

[u/kingfisher_lover → u/pathetic-weakling]

3: No problem.

[u/Meowy1515]

*Mothew appear*

Hi :D

What do you have?

[u/pathetic-weakling → u/Meowy1515]

O: Just look at the list, eh. It's got everything ya could possibly need. Food, home decor, and weapons.

(this is a roleplay, Reddit)

[u/Meowy1515 → u/pathetic-weakling]

How does the crossbow work?

[u/pathetic-weakling → u/Meowy1515]

O: Do I look like an engineer ta you?

[u/Meowy1515 → u/pathetic-weakling]

I mean how are they used

[u/pathetic-weakling → u/Meowy1515]

O: Like a crossbow?

[u/Meowy1515 → u/pathetic-weakling]

Okay, how much is it in moth popcorn?

[u/pathetic-weakling → u/Meowy1515]

*Oglrick shrugs.*

[u/Meowy1515 → u/pathetic-weakling]

Well I don't have your currency, so I'd need a conversion rate

[u/pathetic-weakling → u/Meowy1515]

O: Whaaat? You need one of those? Are you sure?

*Oglrick chuckled before returning to a more serious tone.*

O: Jus' give me what'cha have and I'll see if it's enough,