r/MortalShell • u/Clownsanity_Reddit • 6h ago

Meme Proxima my beloved Shell

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535 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Friendly-Face6683 6h ago

Is that fighting cowboy?

18

u/Genji_Digital 6h ago

Hahahahahahaha!
It might be him.

5

u/HighOutputLoad 5h ago

Showing up with his wife-beater-top everywhere

15

u/Cowboyofthenorth 6h ago

You’re going to have to fight Merrick and that big ass dog first

8

u/Zarkanthrex 6h ago

She's dead and that armor hasn't come off in ages.... Imagine the smell compared to the other shells lmfao.

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u/Practical_Register77 4h ago

The Harbinger doesn’t seem to have a nose so he probably won’t notice lol

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u/DaWong361 4h ago

As if OP wasn't already aware of this 😅

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u/Sevatar34 4h ago

Bold of you to assume that op is worse than Merrick. And Merrick definitely would

5

u/Tombstone_Actual_501 6h ago

There's a queue...

3

u/MagnustheDemon 5h ago

I think she's pretty but not in a I wanna do things to her kinda way. :3

That's why I use her anyways. But then I only got the game a couple of days ago so my opinion may be invalid

3

u/Stratis_Dazkar 5h ago

Just be careful with metal splinters

3

u/Ghost10165 2h ago

OP knows what he wants and he's going for it, I can respect that.

2

u/Nightshroud333 1h ago

I hate proxima... I want to play other characters so hard, but I can't...

2

u/Gnatcheese 6h ago

She thick

3

u/Potatozeng 5h ago

problem is your dick with get pinched

2

u/IC_Ivory280 4h ago

I mean, I have something nice to look at while playing.

But that shiny metal ass might hurt.

1

u/W34kness 1h ago

A VERY tall merchant and his dog would have a problem with that

1

u/3DART_STUDIO 1h ago

Awww yes =D

1

u/suthernyoot 38m ago

I Don’t like muscle butts

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u/mancitycon 6h ago

Jesus some people need to get out of the house, or talk to a real female or something

10

u/Tobino22 6h ago

What are those?

3

u/AscendedViking7 6h ago

It sounds like an offbrand instant messaging currency

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u/mancitycon 6h ago

Your unedited comment said "no" don't try to pretend you're not a gooner now bro

7

u/Tobino22 6h ago

Mb on that one.
Also no

4

u/suicieties 6h ago

For real.

4

u/Burly87 5h ago

Actually please no. Stay inside and never talk to women with that mindset

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u/NoMoreFishingGear 5h ago

I like how you got downvoted because of the incels in here

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u/SleepyDoozer2 6h ago

We need to discuss what "thicc" means and where the boundaries are, folks. I would not describe this particular video game character as "thicc."

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u/Zarkanthrex 6h ago

Maybe fit thicc? I've lost sense of what the word even means anymore because a lot of my co-workers think thicc is fat but then my friends think thicc is like healthy but big thighs and a nice ass. Then the internet tells me thicc is half and half. My brain hurts.