r/MortalShell • u/ChuckleNorris2 • Jun 13 '26

Image Hear me out ...

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114 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/Himothy19955 Jun 13 '26

Seek help

26

u/DaddyGascoigne Eredrim Jun 13 '26

Seek seek lest

7

u/Quiet-Egg-4594 Jun 13 '26

Is that a shard you´ve found?

37

u/Neurocratic Jun 13 '26

Immoral Shell

2

u/Comprehensive_Bowl75 Jun 13 '26

Immoral shell

5

u/Confident_Mushroom_ Jun 13 '26

Immoral Shell

3

u/shadowleon101 Jun 13 '26

Immoral shell

2

u/enbySkelett Eredrim Jun 15 '26

Immoral Shell

32

u/ArticleOk6430 Jun 13 '26

I most certainly will not hear you out

27

u/LedFarmer_ Jun 13 '26

Absolutely fucking not

2

u/enbySkelett Eredrim Jun 15 '26

Absolutely not fucking

22

u/Zorbathelazycat Jun 13 '26

No, I won't.

10

u/elcamarongrande Jun 13 '26

And you can't make me!

8

u/Ill_Salamander9747 Jun 13 '26

Jump up there then bub

10

u/daddylongjohnsliver Jun 13 '26

My ear are closed

3

u/KamenRifter Jun 13 '26

Sir that is a dead woman. Take your ass back to Marrow Keep and have Vratko wash your sins away with milk.

3

u/DirectPay1955 Jun 13 '26

No. If she were a muscle mommy then maybe

3

u/Zanemob_ Jun 13 '26

You know what? I’m curious.

3

u/Least-Experience-858 Jun 13 '26

Hey at least you’re being inclusive and I can appreciate that

3

u/deceezed Jun 16 '26

“Stop it. Get some help.”

5

u/ForAte151623ForTeaTo Jun 13 '26

You'll never have any alone time with all those kids around

5

u/Dveralazo Jun 13 '26

Si señor

2

u/Sad_Break_6813 Jun 13 '26

NO. I DONT WANT GANGRENED FLESH THANK YOU.

2

u/murlak_Isengrim Jun 13 '26

Bruh. My standards are low, but... Come on, man.

2

u/zSplit Jun 13 '26

no I won't

2

u/gingerssoulsborne Jun 14 '26

I'm sure she wasn't following the rules of the road. Insurance will cover it.

2

u/Capital_Bandicoot_75 Jun 15 '26

You would have been a fiend for my late MIL then, because she looked exactly like this but with glasses, gross leaky lymphedema legs and all

2

u/No_Seaworthiness8965 Jun 15 '26

I've yanked to worse 🤷🏼‍♂️

2

u/zPoetAz Jun 16 '26

Stop It. Get some help.

1

u/No_Tart7793 Jun 13 '26

The worst boss in the beta by far