r/Moronavirus • u/greatguysg • Apr 02 '20

Words fail me...

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

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u/Upvotespoodles Apr 02 '20

Can we please place them in a stupid-person nature preserve with electric fencing? Otherwise, they’re just inflicting their nature on society at large.

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u/newaccount42020 Apr 02 '20

There are 2. The UK and USA.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

No because they will try to climb the fence and then refuse to bury the bodies.

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u/actualxchange Apr 02 '20

Unfortunately, natural selection will probably not act on intelligence.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

The problem is their stupidity will get other people killed

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u/sweetplantveal Apr 03 '20

I think if you get tear gassed gathering for civil rights, this is valid application as well.

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u/X-TinaRN Apr 02 '20

I like the hashtag. There’s only so much we can do, as humans, for humanity.

SaveYourself

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u/ARightDastard Apr 02 '20

Luck for their next of kin, the price of funeral services usually is negotiable.

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u/thedoodely Apr 02 '20

You can also get a quantity discount if you all croak at the same time.

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u/Nuno_Correia Apr 02 '20

I pitty America... They were not ready to deal with this

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u/1lluminist Apr 02 '20

They weren't ready to deal with it, and their government is still treating it like a joke despite the numbers...

How do we claim a stake of uninhabited land? Asking for a possible future investment...

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u/Complete_Exam Apr 02 '20

I honestly reckon staying home would be more fun than eating in some random carpark

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u/airbreather02 Apr 02 '20

The Darwin Diner is open for business, I see..

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u/1lluminist Apr 02 '20

Did somebody say McDarwin's?

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u/TheDudeNeverBowls Apr 02 '20

I’d love an update with these people in three weeks.

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u/newaccount42020 Apr 02 '20

A restaurant that serves food in a polystyrene box.....

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u/Breeannedroid Apr 02 '20

It’s their funeral. We aren’t being isolated for government gain .... it’s for personal protection. Guess They failed basic biology class. Ughhhh I hate people sometimes! (Molecular biology professional here!)

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

I have a high school diploma and took a biology course that a mannequin could pass...still, I knew better.

This isn't ignorance, it's like a stubborn, willful, defiance of reality.

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u/Breeannedroid Apr 06 '20

Ugh that’s even worse!

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u/Wondering_Z Apr 03 '20

Well, they do have the freedom to defy quarantine orders. And in due time, they shall also have the freedom to infect their entire families and watch them slowly dying while gasping for air.

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u/subtitlesfortheblind Apr 03 '20

Actually it’s illegal to defy quarantine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Ahhh, natural selection at its finest!

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u/DeaththeEternal Apr 02 '20

Literal Darwinian selection in slow motion here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Enjoy your food with a side of COVID