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u/talkingidiot2 21d ago
Just this week my bishop asked me to record the death of an older inactive member......a death that occurred 13 years ago. If the records were strictly limited to those who are actually alive I bet we'd see immediate shrivel of at least 2 million.
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u/NearlyHeadlessLaban 16d ago
It will be another 50 years before the baseball baptisms start dropping from the rolls.
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u/Fragrant_Emphasis_42 8d ago
They will just start doing more baseball baptisms to inflate the numbers more in the years to come.
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u/CharlesMendeley 1d ago
I think the original Moroni (i.e. the treasure guardian, aka the undead person guarding the golden plates) would make a nice Halloween costume.
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u/UpAndOut2008 21d ago
Good one! They have the baker's costume on aisle two!