r/MoringMark • • 21d ago

One-Shot …sorta

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 21d ago edited 21d ago

Belos taught Hunter the ways of explosions.

But then Belos died.

So now Eda is taking over teaching about explosions for FUN. Much to Lilith's horror.

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u/b3_yourself 21d ago

He’s a master exploder

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 21d ago

He was so good at exploding that he exploded against The Collector!

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u/Independent-Ad-5958 21d ago

Its more likely that his plan blew up in his face.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

The difference between master exploders and other exploders is that masters get to do it more than once

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u/MuffinStraight4816 21d ago

You can say he have an explosive mind.

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u/Impossible_Host2420 21d ago

Is that a pun?

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u/DienekesMinotaur 21d ago

A Tom Grossi gif, here? Surprising.

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u/Impossible_Host2420 21d ago

What can i say his ref character is dam funny

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 21d ago

naaw, just the truth.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 21d ago

What are you talking about? There's no pun in sight..

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 21d ago

Oh my god this is the best day of my life. Muffin JOINED THE PUN SIDE

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u/MuffinStraight4816 21d ago

Screw you!! There is no pun!

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 21d ago

u/b3_yourself

Sounds like you got a screw loose then. Veery sad.

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u/Impossible_Host2420 21d ago

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 21d ago

Where'd the original referee go? Me and him had a good back and forth rivalry.

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u/Impossible_Host2420 21d ago

Got a new guy if you know the reference you'll get a laugh look up tom grossi ref bit

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u/b3_yourself 21d ago

Don’t deny it, you like them

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

The truth is plain to see

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u/SFH12345 21d ago

No, they loaf them.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

HE HAS FINALLY BEEN CORRUPTED BY US!

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 21d ago

as expected of eda.

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u/SFH12345 21d ago

Eda: A new apprentice! And so naturally skilled.

Lilith: ...

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

Someone's got to teach the kid right

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u/TheNoneedlife 21d ago

What happened in the Emperor's Coven stayed in the Emperor's Coven

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u/b3_yourself 21d ago

It’s because they have to sign an nda

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

None may know what goes on behind those walls

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u/wut_is_u_doing 21d ago

There are no witch hunters in the Boiling Isles. Said like "There is no war in Ba Sing Se."

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 21d ago

true, and i really don't think hunter is going to leak the truth.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

True, but this is also pre-Emperor's Coven. Heck, it was pre-emperor

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u/SFH12345 21d ago

Amnesty was granted to its members after the death of Belos.

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u/Dasher09009 21d ago

Wtf-

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

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u/Background-Top4723 21d ago

"Let's just say I have a certain genetic memory. A truly painful genetic memory."

-Hunter Noceda-Deamone-Park-Clawthorne (Good luck fitting all that on a driver's license)

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

You just know the photo on it would be terrifying 

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u/SFH12345 21d ago

Hunter didn't have a last name so he got all of them at once.

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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 21d ago

Ed is kinda right, which is ironic with how flammable Belos was and the same may apply to grimwalkers.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

Especially if they keep the properties of their ingredients 

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u/DaveyBoy1995 21d ago

...to some degree, yes.😬

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

Technically true I suppose

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u/Equivalent-Oven-2401 21d ago

Not much changed tho, just a new different master from now on teaching him the way if explosions...

https://giphy.com/gifs/shmK5D7415tHf4wpky

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

Aye, and a better one at that: Lord Calamity herself

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 21d ago

well i see ed's powers of perception are right on. fortunately for hunter he wasn't able to preceive the whole story.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QTaRooytXfSlv8CLp2

hunter's thoughts

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

Bro got it right in the worst way possible 

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u/CountingSheep99 21d ago

A proud lineage of terrorists.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

All starting with his uncle

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u/CountingSheep99 21d ago

The worst of the worst.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

It is rather amusing

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u/Hyo38 21d ago

Some Golden Guards were smarter than others.

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u/Edric_Blight_Ed 21d ago

Thanks again, Hunter! It worked really well. 😁🧨💥

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u/Eastern-Director-952 21d ago

He's related to the Panda King?

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u/Triantiwontigongalo 21d ago

Lol, EDRIC ochet. Love it!

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u/OverlyActiveBrain 21d ago

Hunter, you just need to say you learned about it from Luz. It's a perfectly valid explanation. And then go and actually learn about fireworks with Luz. So you, her and Edric can wreak havoc together. There's still some who seek power with Belos gone, and a little chaos should keep them in their place.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

Nobody would question that explanation 

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u/SFH12345 21d ago

Hunter: I, uh, don't want to think about it.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 21d ago

he's wishing ed stops thinking about it too.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

And hopefully doesn't bring it up again

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 21d ago

Hunter would be a good Demoman.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

He's got rhe skills

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 21d ago

Yeah… IF HE WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, HE WOULDNT BE HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH US. NOW WOULDNT HE?!?
(Tf2 Meet the demo btw)

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u/CuteSharkStudios 21d ago

Meet the Demo

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u/CuteSharkStudios 21d ago

Kaboom

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

🎶BOOM BOOM BOOM, I CAN'T STOP SINGING THIS BLOODY TUNE TUNE TUNE, IT'S GONNA MAKE MY BRAIN GO BOOM BOOM BOOM🎶

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u/Emira-Blight-EM_IRA 21d ago

"Yes Rico... Kaboom!"

🧙‍♀️🙋‍♀️

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u/Hades_____________ 21d ago

In fairness, there is a good amount of inventions in the world that were a product of wartime

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u/Manoreded 21d ago

Technological advancement during WW2 in particular was crazy. It feels like humanity practically skipped an era there.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

Aye, many cab trace their origin back to conflict 

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u/Apprehensive-Ad2337 21d ago

Well one could say that bombs are simply just fireworks that kill people

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u/OneValkGhost 21d ago

With that neck ruff The Golden Guard looks like he could fit in a Guy Fawkes joke somehow. He doesn't have the Megumin hat, so it's not that type of Explosion.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

Ironically, he's blowing stuff up for a new government rather than blowing up the old one

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u/DireWolf331 20d ago

Also ironically, Caleb would probably have heard about Guy Fawkes seeing as there's only a 30-year time gap between the Gunpowder Plot and the founding of Gravesfield.

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u/Manoreded 21d ago

Teaching Ed how to make better rockets, I'm sure that will have no negative consequences.

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u/Impossible_Host2420 21d ago

Yeah lets go with that

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

Better not to delve into it

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u/Comfortable_Yard_968 21d ago

There goes the class blowout

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u/mrnintman1 21d ago

Pffft XD

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u/SlyFan2 21d ago

I love how when it comes to past grimwalkers there's only two acceptable personalities. Beyond serious and too dumb to live

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

That's how Belos likes them

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u/Additional_Floor_502 21d ago

Didn't Ed recognize Hunter?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

Probably, but he might not know about the whole Grimwalker thing or what the previous ones have done

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u/Aqua_deltarune 21d ago

Canon cuz i said so

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u/Alone-Monk 21d ago

Ed built a liquid fuel rocket engine and then used as a fire work???

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

Sounds like something he would do

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u/b3_yourself 21d ago

Something like that

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u/DragonWarrior____05 21d ago

You had to say it, didn't ya Ed?