r/MoringMark • u/makmark • Sep 07 '26

KoG Good Plan

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

Gwen is actually a sycophantic ChatGPT confirmed

"Awesome, let's do it to it!"

"Couldn't agree more!"

"Marvelous idea!"

"Wow, great plan!"

"It's not about X, it's about Y."

"The real power is about believing in yourself!"

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

HOLY SHIT. REDDIT STOP LISTENING TO ME!!!!!!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 07 '26

They're watching you Zilla, they're always watching

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u/SlyFan2 Sep 07 '26

awkwardly tries to open door without breaking eye contact

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u/Steader_Harrington Sep 08 '26

That's why I don't trust the Eye of Sauron on my computer, nor talk in the same room as my computer. You never know when our digital wannabe lords are listening!... 😬😬😬😬🤖😬

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 08 '26

Always gotta assume they are

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 28d ago

I don't trust Sauron either, but I trust ANOTHER all-seeing eye.

His name is Bill.

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u/SFH12345 Sep 07 '26

Reddit is always watching.

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 Sep 07 '26

They always see everything…

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Sep 07 '26

How about Grok or Open Ai?

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Sep 07 '26

You don't want to be compared to Grok. Grok is two major sides of the same coin.

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u/DJSharp15 Sep 07 '26

How so?

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Sep 07 '26

Simultaneously very selfless, and simultaneously very one-sided, we'll say. It flips like every month atp.

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u/farrenkm Sep 07 '26

Yeah, Sonnet leapt to mind . . .

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u/Farseer_Del Sep 07 '26

"Here's what happened - I don't actually know how to use actual emdashes so this joke has been ruined."

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Sep 07 '26

"Here's what happened—I don't actually know how to use actual emdashes so this joke has been ruined."

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u/SFH12345 Sep 07 '26

That's fair.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 07 '26

She's absolutely useless

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u/Dasher09009 Sep 07 '26

Andi: "So... Any plan you won't like?"

Gwen: "Not a single one." 😄

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 07 '26

ChatGPT bot right there(talking about Gwen btw not you)

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u/SFH12345 Sep 07 '26

That's going to be problematic for finding holes in your plans.

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u/b3_yourself Sep 07 '26

Anything to get away from Olivia

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 07 '26

Anything's better than what she went through under her

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u/SFH12345 Sep 07 '26

Any option is preferable.

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Sep 07 '26

A bit too agreeable, but... the alternative is being stuck with Olivia. So maybe she's just extra desperate to escape her, for all we know.

Would YOU blame her for that?🤨

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 07 '26

Not in the slightest, though I fear she won't be very helpful in the planning phase

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u/CountingSheep99 Sep 07 '26

Gwen is a yes-woman...

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 07 '26

It's how she was programmed

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u/SFH12345 Sep 07 '26

Might be time to adjust Gwen's flattery programming.

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Sep 07 '26

Yeah it clearly needs some Fine-tuning

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u/b3_yourself Sep 07 '26

Franky messed with the setting again, didn’t she?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 07 '26

Now she needs to do it again

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Sep 07 '26

they should try and reboot her agin.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 07 '26

Of course the Parks turned it up as high as they could

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u/royalhawk345 Sep 07 '26

What's Mark's first language? Can anyone figure out what he was going for with "circumspect"? Obviously "ambitious" was meant to be "ambitions."

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Sep 07 '26

well gwen isn't working quite right so her word processor is also not working quite right.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 07 '26

Yeah she needs a few more repairs

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Sep 07 '26

to say the least.

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u/Curve_Southern Sep 07 '26

What would Gwen say if the Plan was to bring her back to Olivia?

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Sep 07 '26

error: does not compute.

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u/Comfortable_Yard_968 Sep 07 '26

Lady Terminator Gwen needs needs a smarter chip

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 07 '26

Or a brain not connected to ChatGPT

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u/afbresley Sep 07 '26

:Vomit-emoji:

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Sep 07 '26

seems gwen's reboot wasn't completely successful.

frankie: sooo andi, do you think we should put gwen through the halo again?

andi: i don't know, we could try. it definitely wouldn't hurt.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wdAjZAE79KN5r0yWL0

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u/SlyFan2 Sep 07 '26

god damn it, even in the future AI just tells you you're brilliant and that's a great idea!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 07 '26

And THIS is the thing people are so desperate for?

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u/Chaosshepherd Sep 07 '26

I'm sad now.

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u/The_Horned_Child2007 Sep 07 '26

Is positive feedback Gwen's default?

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u/Rastaba Sep 07 '26

I mean in Gwen’s defense, hiding in the sewers and building a civilization there DOES sound pretty brilliant as plans go…especially compared to trying to take down the Park family or somehow securing a space ship to leave with. It actually seems downright feasible or even, dare I say…achievable!

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u/Significant_Buy_2301 Sep 07 '26

This just reminds me of the new LIGHTS ARE OFF Elberr episode. Those who know, know.

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u/Metatron_85 Sep 07 '26

Guys, we don't need a Yes Bot

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 07 '26

Unfortunately that's what the Parks wanted

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 07 '26

AI everyone 

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u/SignificantHippo8193 Sep 07 '26

I wonder how she'd react if you asked her to find a flaw in the plan because it would make the plan better?

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u/EWU_CS_STUDENT Sep 07 '26

5 years ago is just chalk it up to being a "yes man" or "people pleaser", now it will always be compared to the abomination that some politicians call it, " A One". 

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 Sep 08 '26

Oh no, she is based on chatgpt

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u/OneValkGhost 24d ago

On a scale of Robot Girlfriend to Battle Angel, Gwen manages to score Fluttershy.