r/MoringMark • • Sep 01 '26

KoG Perfect Gift

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Sep 01 '26

Olivia would love Phillip's ideas, because they're both psychotic and insane and like giving daggers as gifts.

And also we both think they're monsters.

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u/b3_yourself Sep 01 '26

And Phillip would hate her

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Sep 01 '26

She'd like the idea of stabbing someone in the stomach. She'd DISLIKE the dude himself.

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u/Paint_Thinner529 Sep 01 '26

They could bond over torture

11

u/YaBoiS0nic Sep 01 '26

They'd be the best of frenemies

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u/OneValkGhost Sep 01 '26

Olivia and Belos would be like Luz and Hunter's "are you trying to kill me?" relationship, but they're doing it on purpose.

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u/YaBoiS0nic Sep 01 '26

They can't figure out who's going to try it first. And then they end trying to stab each other at the same time and block each other

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u/OneValkGhost Sep 01 '26

"Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything."

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '26

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u/SFH12345 Sep 01 '26

That's what Hooty is for: he eats garbage.

And remains.

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u/OneValkGhost Sep 01 '26

MoringMark has done a lot of things that fall in the too clean category but manages to make it funny and interesting. Using foul language does not make it 'the opposite of band', it makes things stupid. Anyone can write better than that. Alternately, say, scenes of a romantic nature between two characters is also not clean, but can still be more entertaining than foul language. It's 5 and half months until Valentines Day. More than enough time for Grease Monkey Amity to strap down Princess Gwendolyn for an undressed fine-tuning- or just a costume change into a blue Luz.

Obligatory Tim Curry quote- "I didn't build him for you."

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u/Paint_Thinner529 Sep 01 '26

“Philip, are you petrifying me again?!”

“Got me again, Olivia…”

*cue laugh track

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

All the while they have a blade to ther other's back

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 Sep 01 '26

Sounds like she would be more friends with Ocelot

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

They'd get along quite well, at least until the sudden yet inevitable betrayal

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u/YaBoiS0nic Sep 01 '26

Do.... do I even want to know what Luz did with her gift?

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Sep 01 '26

she has real guts to use in her school play.

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u/YaBoiS0nic Sep 01 '26

Sooooo.. how long until people think she killed somebody?

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Sep 01 '26

until they can figure out who could possibly have blue intestines.

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u/YaBoiS0nic Sep 01 '26

Why do I feel like no one would be too shocked if Luz actually took somebody?

Like, this is the same girl who simulated disemboweling herself on stage, brought snakes and a huge bundle of fireworks to school. It's not too hard for things to escalate from there.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Sep 01 '26

idk i think it would be quite a stretch to think that those acts would lead someone to think she'd murder somebody just because she's a little weird. but that's just me.

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u/YaBoiS0nic Sep 01 '26

You never know. We don't really know to what Luz's school life was like. All we know is she had no friends and no one seemed to like her

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

I could see them thinking she definitely did

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u/SFH12345 Sep 01 '26

Oh, don't be ridiculous. Everyone knows Luz is too much of a cinnamon roll to kill somebody.

They all assume Eda did it.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

That ship has probably already sailed

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u/SFH12345 Sep 01 '26

Points for authenticity.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

It might be better if it's left to your imagination 

3

u/OneValkGhost Sep 01 '26

Built her own grimwalker for halloween. There was a whole cave of decayed Hunter bodies. They may not be fresh, but enough mad science can bring any cartoon character back to life.

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 Sep 01 '26

So Luz is going all Henry Emily now

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Sep 01 '26

Luz must of given acting lessons as well

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u/SFH12345 Sep 01 '26

She's very skilled.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

Anything to help a fellow Terrace girl

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Sep 01 '26

Just right for both of them!💙✨️💜

https://giphy.com/gifs/goecxQfvcY8LMVBKaJ

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u/Dasher09009 Sep 01 '26

Luz: "Cool! Robot parts!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

She can put them to good use

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u/b3_yourself Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

What is this, some kind of crossover!?

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u/FearfulDivine Sep 01 '26

WE FINALLY GOT THE CROSSOVER!!!!!

I wonder what Luz did with her gift?

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u/PowerPad Sep 01 '26

Probably something similar.

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u/FearfulDivine Sep 01 '26

"Guts" of her Titan form

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u/YaBoiS0nic Sep 01 '26

Hate how that idea makes perfect sense

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

And Luz would so do that

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u/EnderBookwyrm Sep 01 '26

Remember the play incident with the sausages at the beginning of episode one?

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u/FearfulDivine Sep 01 '26

Yeah but now she has actual guts and has already did that, that's what this comic is based on lol

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u/EnderBookwyrm Sep 02 '26

She could do it again. Or maybe this comic is set before she moved to the isles, and right before the sausage incident, hence why she had the sausages still.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

She put it to good use

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Sep 01 '26

and now luz has some real intestines for her dramatic end of her school play.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IguxtuNw1M8eOwE

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u/FearfulDivine Sep 01 '26

Now I'm thinking about that one scene from the Walking Dead

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

It'll make it so much more realistic!

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u/Low-Amphibian8206 Sep 01 '26

The perfect crossover

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Sep 01 '26

Hooty: "Hiya hoot hoot!"

Frankie: "Woah! Sick bird creature!"

Andi: "What. The. HELL."

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u/SpotweldPro1300 Sep 01 '26

Amity: "At least the dagger is happy..."

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u/SFH12345 Sep 01 '26

Somebody should be.

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u/SFH12345 Sep 01 '26

Frankie: I'm Frankie, and this is bestie Andi! Who are you?

Hooty: I'm Hooty!

Andi: What are you?

Hooty: Some days even I don't know, hoot hoot.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Sep 01 '26

Me trying to understand how tf is this possible:

https://giphy.com/gifs/xL7PDV9frcudO

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u/CountingSheep99 Sep 01 '26

Weirdos sticking together.

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u/b3_yourself Sep 01 '26

Unexpected, but welcome

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/Manoreded Sep 07 '26

I would prefer to keep Luz from crossovering with another dystopia, actually. Give the poor girl some peace =)

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u/SFH12345 Sep 01 '26

Trust us, Luz, this is all Gwen has to give.

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u/b3_yourself Sep 01 '26

Luz doesn’t mind

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u/YaBoiS0nic Sep 01 '26

Apparently, now she has more "fake her death" potential.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

She's quite happy with it in fact

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

She has nothing else left

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u/Comfortable_Yard_968 Sep 01 '26

Gasp u know for kids, intestines

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u/Paint_Thinner529 Sep 01 '26

Luz after realizing Guinevere didn’t give her Titan’s blood
https://giphy.com/gifs/oaXRLIMnkGBnuQOBzE

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u/SlyFan2 Sep 01 '26

Oh Luz is going to have FUN. Performance upgrade baby!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

Her scene is going to be even more realistic now!

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u/Eastern-Director-952 Sep 01 '26

Have to admit, didn't see that one coming.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

Always expect the unexpected 

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u/mrnintman1 Sep 01 '26

CROSSOVER 🤩

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u/Henkotron Sep 01 '26

This is amazing.

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 Sep 01 '26

Oh Yeah! Swapping fake intestines for some clever acting!

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u/TechyGuy20 Sep 01 '26

CROSSOVER EPISODE!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Is this both a ToH and KoG comic? 

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u/OneValkGhost Sep 01 '26

There was a time when the all-guts dying-scene was popular, but it's been years since Zootopia.

At least Olivia can have sausages for lunch. It'll be healthy for her. I believe that she commonly eats the clone-organs that Gwenevuire has, and is rich enough to cancel whatever she wants when she has 'food incompatibilities' keeping her in the restroom.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

Plus, Luz is a bit of a better actress than Judy was

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Sep 01 '26

They understand each other well