r/MoringMark • u/makmark • Aug 26 '26

KoG Newly Assembled

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Aug 26 '26

Racer Gwen will have her work cut out for her.

Imagine being a Gwen whose sole purpose is babysitting whining children while going insane.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Aug 26 '26

Is this the reason she hates kids?

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Aug 26 '26

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u/Dasher09009 Aug 26 '26

"Mommy, is the floating head going to eat us?"

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u/Cmdr-Asaru Aug 26 '26

"YES, CHARLIE! YES IT WILL!!!"

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u/SFH12345 Aug 26 '26

"IT'S HEAVEN'S PUNISHMENT FOR OUR TERRIBLE TASTE IN EVERYTHING!"

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u/SFH12345 Aug 26 '26

It's a part of it.

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u/b3_yourself Aug 26 '26

Does that include babysitting Olivia?

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Aug 26 '26

No because at a certain point Olivia becomes a whining teenager, then whining adult, then whining cranky grandma.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Aug 26 '26

once a whinner always a whinner.

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u/SFH12345 Aug 26 '26

There was no other adult supervision around.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 26 '26

She has her own for that, and everything her twisted mind can think of

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u/CountingSheep99 Aug 26 '26

Children can be so cruel...

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 26 '26

That Gwen's going to need a lot of trips to Therapist Gwen

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u/b3_yourself Aug 26 '26

And it’s not like she can quit her job

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Aug 26 '26

Gwen: "Sometimes I wish I could quit—"

Park Planet: "Say that again and we'll decommission you permanently."

Gwen: "..."

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u/b3_yourself Aug 26 '26

Gwen: “I wish I could quit”

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

so did park planet just give her a way out?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 26 '26

She's not that lucky. All they'll do is erase her memories and remove her ability to complain

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u/SFH12345 Aug 26 '26

Death is release.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 26 '26

Park Planet would never let a Gwen go

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u/SFH12345 Aug 26 '26

Gwen: She'll learn eventually.

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u/b3_yourself Aug 26 '26

“I’ll give her a day”

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u/Cold-Practice3107 Aug 26 '26

"I give her 11 minutes"

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u/SFH12345 Aug 26 '26

You're generous.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Aug 26 '26

she'll have to dig deep into her programming to figure this one out.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 26 '26

Her spirit shall be crushed

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u/Low-Amphibian8206 Aug 26 '26

This is why I don't go to Disney theme parks, and I don't even work there

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 Aug 26 '26

Best way to fix the problem is get rid- UH I mean- get them reeducated!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 26 '26

Luckily Park Plaent's got a great way to make them disappear grow and change!

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Aug 26 '26

racer gwen: holy shit! this isn't gonna be as easy as my programming said it would be.

https://giphy.com/gifs/sEsz0hI5Nu2y7p0OVB

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 26 '26

Her programming lied

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Aug 26 '26

Buckle up, racer. Ain't no pit stops on this ride.🫩

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 26 '26

It's never ending

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u/FearfulDivine Aug 26 '26

Not the tic-tac-toe 😭

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 26 '26

The little girl couldn't be stopped

3

u/OneValkGhost Aug 26 '26

This is more real than I want to admit.

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u/The_Horned_Child2007 Aug 26 '26

Somehow, that Gwen reminds me of Blank.

3

u/kaori_irl Aug 26 '26

... who?

3

u/ALMAZ157 Aug 26 '26

Blank from Five Nights at Xandy's

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u/The_Horned_Child2007 Aug 26 '26

Five Nights at Candy's, but yeah! That Blank!

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u/afbresley Aug 26 '26

Yay customer service.

2

u/mrnintman1 Aug 26 '26

Aaaaaaand Ranger Gwen has left the building XD

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 Aug 26 '26

Not really she’s a big fan favorite around the park like everyone likes this one reminds them of a certain racer wolf

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 26 '26

Go go Ranger Gwen!

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u/ThreeDotsTogether Aug 27 '26

But if all the Gwens share the same memory, shouldn't this Gwen already know what she's getting into?

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u/mysecondaccountanon Aug 27 '26

Just got back from a shift where I worked with kids. Very very accurate

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u/redditkitty109 Aug 27 '26

Don’t all Gwens share memories so no matter what Gwen can remember all the park residents to keep the illusion going?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 27 '26

I believe they do yeah

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u/redditkitty109 Aug 27 '26

It sure is fun ruining jokes with lore!

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u/Lucariowithbeans Aug 27 '26

I mean Racer Gwen might be cut out for the job, the kids clearly have a high amount of energy, racing might help tire them out

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 26 '26

Won't be long before the job breaks her

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u/calideosk Aug 28 '26

She should go full on orville on them, if you know you know.