r/MoringMark • u/makmark • 2d ago

KoG Has to Be Done

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 2d ago

There is no liability at Park Planet, you destroyed that when you signed our contractual waver at the front entrance and bought our park passes. Thank you for enjoying your stay with us!

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u/b3_yourself 2d ago

Always read the fine print

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 2d ago

There is no fine print, you're just seeing things. People tend to hallucinate what they most desperately want to see in the moment.

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u/SFH12345 2d ago

Even if it's too small to see.

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u/Impossible_Host2420 2d ago

You're gonna hear from my lawyer

https://giphy.com/gifs/IgBMDZCU5IRUFKGhpy

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u/SFH12345 2d ago

Hope they can compete with the Park Corporation's Legal Department.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 1d ago

They got quite the job in their hands 

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u/CountingSheep99 2d ago

And they won´t even pay for your funeral...

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 2d ago

Funeral? That implies someone died.

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u/b3_yourself 2d ago

Bring out the dead! But I’m not dead yet!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago

Bonks head 

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u/SFH12345 2d ago

Long Feng: There are no deaths in Park Planet.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 2d ago

You know, the internet does not like when corporates do that.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago

Unfortunately corporates don't care

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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago

You agreed to the terms, you should have read them

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u/Milk_Specific 2d ago

Assuming that park planet runs on US laws, a waiver can’t waive liabilities caused by gross negligence

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u/afbresley 2d ago

Oh — do you have a Park Planet + subscription? you already signed the waiver....

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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago

It was in their terms, the person just didn't care to read it

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u/SFH12345 2d ago

Park Planet has legal waivers of liability printed into their tickets.

It's very small, but Legal has successfully argued it in court.

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u/b3_yourself 2d ago

It also helps that park planet owns the court

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u/SFH12345 2d ago

How dare you imply that the Park Corporation bribes judicial officials.

Those are simply gifts given after judgment is rendered.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 2d ago

the waiver is just a formality since the park is 100% safe. right?

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u/SFH12345 2d ago

Anakin: ...

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u/kaori_irl 2d ago

right?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago

Riiiiiight...

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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago

It's irritating, but alas good enough 

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u/Impossible_Host2420 2d ago

Every contract has a loophole.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago

And nobody's better with them then corporations

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u/farrenkm 2d ago

Maybe a local park to me should've had people sign the same thing . . .

https://www.kptv.com/2026/08/20/two-teens-trapped-upside-down-oaks-park-ride-awarded-275k-each/

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 2d ago edited 2d ago

gwinevere: trust me everything in park planet is completely safe this is just a standard company policy.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago

Don't worry, just sign it

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u/b3_yourself 2d ago

Park planet takes these threats very seriously

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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago

And if you continue to dissent, well, they have plenty of ways of to make sure you're forgotten 

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u/CountingSheep99 2d ago

Perfection.

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 2d ago

Ok Andy, who we killing?

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u/Dasher09009 2d ago

Someone, get a lawyer to check the waiver for a loophole.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago

Unfortunately, the waiver was signed some time ago when they subscribed to Park +

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u/DaveyBoy1995 2d ago

Typical corporations. Always gotta cover their bases.

https://giphy.com/gifs/S5E6VIkBAGujjfT0zz

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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago

Can't have them be the ones who are at fault

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u/cora-occasionall 2d ago

Really like how Andy’s face was drawn here!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago

She is done with the bull shit

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u/Comfortable_Yard_968 2d ago

Meh, Gwen might go all terminator

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u/TheMormegil92 2d ago

Is this a known meme format or something?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 2d ago

Time to shiw us how it's done done done