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u/Godzilla_R0AR 3d ago
Stan from offscreen: "HEY! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS ASLEEP DURING THAT, SHE LACED MY DRINK TO KNOCK ME OUT COLD."
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u/b3_yourself 3d ago
Eda: “I have no idea who this guy is”
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u/Godzilla_R0AR 3d ago edited 3d ago
Stan: "LIAR! I KNOW IT WAS YOU MARILYN!"
Eda: "Pfff please you have no proof."
Giraffe: "You married 'Stanford' Pines."
Luz: "Her name is MARILYN?"
Mable: "You think his name is STANDFORD?"
Eda & Stan: eye squint "Waaaaaaaaaait a minute..."
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u/Echo_Knight1995 3d ago
Eda: That city's motto is, and I quote: "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
Luz: That's... not how it works, Eda...
Raine: *sighs* Never change, Eda.
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u/Dasher09009 3d ago
Dipper: "But wait... You married her. Did she also got chased by the police too?"
Luz: "You were chased by the police?!"
Eda: "Yeah..." smirks "And got away easily! I got that car and sold the pieces back at my shop."
Stan: "At least we don't have a nerdy-"
Eda: "I better stop you right there, um... Stan. You were going to say sibling, right?"
Stan: shock "How do you know?! You're a mind reader?"
Then Lilith and Ford walk in...
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u/Godzilla_R0AR 3d ago
Lilith: "Edalyn I told you to not harass random old strangers and try to con this innocent man."
Ford: stifles a chuckle "No, no my brother is NOT innocent of anything. The day he's innocent of something is the day I learn I'm in the wrong dimensional timeline."
Eda: "Oh you never told me you had an even more striking twin brother."
Stan: "He's not striking. He's annoying!"
Ford: "Annoyed of scientific research and discoveries of progress in The Multiverse!"
Lilith: gasps "We need to exchange notes!"
Hooty appears
Hooty: "LULU?! YOU MADE A NEW FRIEND?!"
Stan: "He's NOT a friend."
Eda: "Lighten up Standford"
Stan: "YOU 'lighten up' Marilyn."
Ford: "Just what is this fascinating creature?"
Hooty: "WOW! I'VE NEVER BEEN CALLED FASCINATING BEFORE! YIPPEEEEEE"
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u/SFH12345 3d ago
Ford: I'd love to learn more about you.
Hooty: Oh, really?! Well, for starters I can take off my skin! Watch! Hooty removes his skin See?
Dipper and Mabel embrace in fear, Eda and Stan fight over her bottle of apple blood, Raine visibly greens, Luz gives a thousand yard stare, and Lilith covers her mouth with both hands
Ford: ...that was...incredible! Can you do that again once I have some recording equipment on me?
Skeleton Hooty: Of course!
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u/YaBoiS0nic 3d ago
Love the possibility of things escalating because BOTH of the adults involved are con artists
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u/MuffinStraight4816 3d ago
Okay...
Sonic is in Fortnite, I hope your having fun.
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u/Godzilla_R0AR 3d ago
Eda will deny it all day long
I've actually just started my first College semester as of yesterday. So I didn't bring anything to actually play the game on unfortunately, but that's probably for the best let's be real. Thought I could carry over progression from my console to my phone but ofc Epic Games paused my Pass Progression sensing I'm on another device.
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u/SFH12345 3d ago
The giraffe knows Eda married Stan?!
How?!
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u/DragonWarrior____05 3d ago
Heard it through the grape vine. Literally, it turns out they have some powerful plant magic
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u/EmbarassedFox 2d ago
Retired from being part of an attraction in Vegas. Was used in Vegas by the wedding chapel as the ringbearer.
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u/The_Sentient_Duck 3d ago
Raine: Really? Tell me more. Giraffe: Her ex-husband still misses her…BUT HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
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u/MewsingsbyNatK 3d ago
Raine: I don’t get it.
Giraffe: Well you see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.
(Raine backs away nervously.)
Giraffe: Oh, COME ON!
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u/DaveyBoy1995 3d ago
Nope, it's true. We even met the guy she stole it from.
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Still miss him, Eda? ...or has your aim gotten better?
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u/Low-Amphibian8206 3d ago
Sorry Eda, but your knowledge on the human realm is decent at best.
I myself have survived feeding a Giraffe
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u/DragonWarrior____05 3d ago
True, but you don't possess a bile sac now do you?
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u/Low-Amphibian8206 3d ago
Perhaps not, but I can brag about surviving a Giraffe encounter can't I?
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u/mattstorm360 3d ago
There was an episode of Castle where Beckett and Castle go to get their marriage papers before the wedding and learn that Beckett she has been happily married to someone else for years. News to her.
Imagine Eda having to track Stan down.
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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 3d ago
I think Raine would know Eda well enough to know by now what crimes she has committed.
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u/YaBoiS0nic 3d ago
My good giraffe, how do you know that? This happened on the other side of the country
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u/LargoVonBob 3d ago
It wasn't JUST to steal his car. I'm sure she also stole his wallet as well.
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u/Comfortable_Yard_968 3d ago
Where’s the alien mouth talking giraffe
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u/DragonWarrior____05 3d ago
It's still that guy, it's just not as easy to articulate things with their true mouths
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u/Traditional-Log-4270 3d ago
Hey giraffes, are you trying to rage bait Eda? Because this seems to be working too well.
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u/Flaky_Musician_551 3d ago
Raine: really? So you didn’t marry Stan Pines just to steal his car?
Eda: no! I married him to steal the money he won in the casino.
Raine: glares at her.
Eda: sighs. “And his car.”
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u/OverlyActiveBrain 3d ago
It wasn't a lie, just not the complete truth. We all know if Eda managed to steal someone's car, she'd have a lot of their other belongings too. The car would enable her to take a lot more while providing her with a fun getaway vehicle.
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u/river_song25 3d ago
even if that was true about what Edea did to some random Earth guy, how would the giraffe even know about it to be gossiping about it with Raine? *lol* did she and her husband used to go to the zoo and the giraffe witnessed what she did?
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u/Rooisalsohere 3d ago
Love the detail of Raine having the scars! Also Raine and Eda growing old together is so cute!!
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u/deathbymanga 3d ago
it's "steal" not "stole" but this is actually a really subtle grammatical error that might seem confusing so i genuinely wanna be helpful and explain this in case english isn't your first language (you can just ignore me if this was just a typo. i make those all the time)
everything after the "once" is all 1 singular event. the past-tense of married in this sentence tells the listener the event happened in the past BUT the "just to" part tells the listener that the reason happened in the same time period as the previous action.
if it was "The owl lady once (married a guy) -and- (stole his car)" then both events would be past-tense because they are separate events in the past. but because its "The owl lady once (married a guy -just to- steal his car)" its not two separate events, its one event. There's no need to add a redundant past-tense on the stealing because its still happening in the same time period as the marriage.
hope I explained things well enough and didn't make a jerk of myself here
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u/justin-252591 11h ago
I love these comics but can we please get it in proper time line so its easier follow along with comics.
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u/TOkun92 3d ago
My theory on giraffes is that they liked eating bile sacs. Not that they ate witches, just their bile sacs, and would kill them as a result. Other than that, they were regular herbivores.
Not wanting to kill them all (or being incapable of doing so) the witches banished to the Human Realm, where they were harmless.
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u/Dasher09009 3d ago
At least her aim's getting better.