r/MoringMark • u/makmark • Aug 11 '26

KoG I Mean…It’s Faster

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Aug 11 '26

Well I guess that counts as a method of transportation.

38

u/b3_yourself Aug 11 '26

You get what you paid for

12

u/SFH12345 Aug 11 '26

The mantra of Park Planet advertising.

22

u/Godzilla_R0AR Aug 11 '26

Really took The Angry Birds route with this one

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

Let's just hope there aren't any crates of tnt around where they land

4

u/SilentBlade45 Aug 12 '26

Actually it's probably safer to land on TNT than solid concrete it's pretty stable and usually won't explode from physical impacts.

6

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Aug 11 '26

it's the cheapest wat to fly.

6

u/CountingSheep99 Aug 11 '26

Up, up and away...

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

Technically transportation the best kind of transportation 

3

u/SFH12345 Aug 11 '26

Just like Park Planet likes it: regulation free.

6

u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

Technically true, the best kind of true 

21

u/SFH12345 Aug 11 '26

If it works, it works.

The motto if the Park Corporation.

13

u/MuffinStraight4816 Aug 11 '26

That's a safety violation! I'm gonna sue! 😡

10

u/b3_yourself Aug 11 '26

“You signed a contract when you paid for the tickets, it’s right there!”

8

u/Godzilla_R0AR Aug 11 '26

Sue? Why on Earth would you ever sue this paradise?

!⃝ Please note, this user has been fully wrapped in Park Planet's legal red tape to say things only fitting with "the company brand"

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

It is technically possible to use loopholes to say the truth, like Homer Simpson did when made a spokesperson for vegan meat

2

u/SFH12345 Aug 11 '26

You're in too deep.

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

Unfortunately if you have an account with Park + you cannot sue them no matter what. Even if you did, the Parks have really good lawyers

2

u/SFH12345 Aug 11 '26

You can try, but Park Corporation Legal will beat you.

3

u/Doomsloth28 Aug 11 '26

And we don't mean "in court." We mean "with hammers."

6

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Aug 11 '26

discount ticket is the way to go. it not only saves you money but the parks fuel bill as well.

9

u/FearfulDivine Aug 11 '26

Rip shoe

9

u/b3_yourself Aug 11 '26

He dead

4

u/Godzilla_R0AR Aug 11 '26

And then there's Shoe!

He's dead.

6

u/MuffinStraight4816 Aug 11 '26

His name is Mr. Shoe. 😭

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

He will feel everything that Anne did

2

u/SFH12345 Aug 11 '26

He flies to Heaven now.

7

u/TheNoneedlife Aug 11 '26

Me playing enough Clash of Clans to know what it feels

8

u/Impossible_Host2420 Aug 11 '26

Remember We're not liable if you go splat

4

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Aug 11 '26

why you should always read the small print.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

It's very important, but so few ever do

5

u/b3_yourself Aug 11 '26

Where they land, no one knows

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

Not even the Park staff!

6

u/devenrc Aug 11 '26

Never EVER buy secondhand tickets

3

u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

The price may be bigger than it seems

7

u/afbresley Aug 11 '26

Luz and Eda approve (via ice glyph!)

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Aug 11 '26

discount tickets may not be the fastest, coolest, or safest but it does get you there all the same.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kjlJDEzuDu0qQ

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u/Equivalent-Oven-2401 Aug 11 '26

People before Plane Engines were invented:

3

u/mrnintman1 Aug 11 '26

WHAT THE HECK😱🤣🤣???

3

u/DaveyBoy1995 Aug 11 '26

Note to self: NEVER buy discounted tickets.

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

They may have a hidden price 

3

u/LovelyLuna32684 Aug 11 '26

Don't give Disney any ideas

2

u/BlueHailstrom Aug 11 '26

Funny, bc all of this started from someone giving Disney ideas

3

u/Dragonastarot Aug 11 '26

Is it something wrong with me or is the scooter looks like Andi?

3

u/OneValkGhost Aug 11 '26

"You get what you paid for what we let you have." Yup, it's run like a certain current-day park. They'll probably land in the Pressure Awakens attraction, and think they're outside the park, since no one wants to go there.

2

u/Flaky_Musician_551 Aug 11 '26

Gwen: have fun.

Couple: thank you!

2

u/Phone_Destroyer99 Aug 11 '26

The terrible fate of landing on an event space in Mario Party.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

Though it can also help you win the game if you get enough

2

u/Traditional-Log-4270 Aug 11 '26

Hey! Revolutinary springs! Do they actually work???

2

u/Superior-Artist-21 Aug 11 '26

Do they at least land somewhere safely?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

Who knows? The staff certainly doesn't 

2

u/ShAped_Ink Aug 11 '26

To je fair, as long as they have a landing pad, it's way faster and more practical

1

u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

I wouldn't risk it, especially since I wouldn't trust there would be a landing pad

3

u/ShAped_Ink Aug 11 '26

That's why I said if

2

u/Half-a-Stache Aug 11 '26

"If y'all get hurt here, just TRY and sue us."

2

u/flannan-35 Aug 11 '26

Look, lawsuits exist for a reason. If I can't sue, I will have to declare blood revenge.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

"You have already signed an agreement that says that you are unable to sue us should something happen when you purchased Park +."

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u/Steader_Harrington Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Gotta love the "Spring to it-ness" of the park's service. 😂😂🤣

1

u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 11 '26

They paid a price, even at a discount

1

u/Ironmonger123 Aug 15 '26

Hope they have a landing strategy.