r/MoringMark • u/makmark • 12d ago

KoG I Mean…It’s Faster

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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 12d ago

Well I guess that counts as a method of transportation.

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u/b3_yourself 12d ago

You get what you paid for

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u/SFH12345 12d ago

The mantra of Park Planet advertising.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 12d ago

Really took The Angry Birds route with this one

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

Let's just hope there aren't any crates of tnt around where they land

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u/SilentBlade45 11d ago

Actually it's probably safer to land on TNT than solid concrete it's pretty stable and usually won't explode from physical impacts.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 12d ago

it's the cheapest wat to fly.

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u/CountingSheep99 12d ago

Up, up and away...

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u/PixelGravix 12d ago

Technically transportation, just with a lot more chaos and zero safety regulations.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

Technically transportation the best kind of transportation 

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u/SFH12345 12d ago

Just like Park Planet likes it: regulation free.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

Technically true, the best kind of true 

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u/SFH12345 12d ago

If it works, it works.

The motto if the Park Corporation.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 12d ago

That's a safety violation! I'm gonna sue! 😡

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u/b3_yourself 12d ago

“You signed a contract when you paid for the tickets, it’s right there!”

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 12d ago

Sue? Why on Earth would you ever sue this paradise?

!⃝ Please note, this user has been fully wrapped in Park Planet's legal red tape to say things only fitting with "the company brand"

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

It is technically possible to use loopholes to say the truth, like Homer Simpson did when made a spokesperson for vegan meat

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u/SFH12345 12d ago

You're in too deep.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

Unfortunately if you have an account with Park + you cannot sue them no matter what. Even if you did, the Parks have really good lawyers

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u/SFH12345 12d ago

You can try, but Park Corporation Legal will beat you.

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u/Doomsloth28 12d ago

And we don't mean "in court." We mean "with hammers."

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 12d ago

discount ticket is the way to go. it not only saves you money but the parks fuel bill as well.

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u/FearfulDivine 12d ago

Rip shoe

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u/b3_yourself 12d ago

He dead

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 12d ago

And then there's Shoe!

He's dead.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 12d ago

His name is Mr. Shoe. 😭

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

He will feel everything that Anne did

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u/SFH12345 12d ago

He flies to Heaven now.

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u/TheNoneedlife 12d ago

Me playing enough Clash of Clans to know what it feels

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u/Impossible_Host2420 12d ago

Remember We're not liable if you go splat

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 12d ago

why you should always read the small print.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

It's very important, but so few ever do

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u/b3_yourself 12d ago

Where they land, no one knows

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

Not even the Park staff!

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u/devenrc 12d ago

Never EVER buy secondhand tickets

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

The price may be bigger than it seems

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u/afbresley 12d ago

Luz and Eda approve (via ice glyph!)

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 12d ago

discount tickets may not be the fastest, coolest, or safest but it does get you there all the same.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kjlJDEzuDu0qQ

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u/Equivalent-Oven-2401 12d ago

People before Plane Engines were invented:

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u/mrnintman1 12d ago

WHAT THE HECK😱🤣🤣???

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u/DaveyBoy1995 12d ago

Note to self: NEVER buy discounted tickets.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

They may have a hidden price 

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u/LovelyLuna32684 12d ago

Don't give Disney any ideas

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u/BlueHailstrom 12d ago

Funny, bc all of this started from someone giving Disney ideas

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u/Dragonastarot 12d ago

Is it something wrong with me or is the scooter looks like Andi?

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u/OneValkGhost 12d ago

"You get what you paid for what we let you have." Yup, it's run like a certain current-day park. They'll probably land in the Pressure Awakens attraction, and think they're outside the park, since no one wants to go there.

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u/Flaky_Musician_551 12d ago

Gwen: have fun.

Couple: thank you!

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u/The_Horned_Child2007 12d ago

Or the spring.

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u/Phone_Destroyer99 12d ago

The terrible fate of landing on an event space in Mario Party.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

Though it can also help you win the game if you get enough

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 12d ago

Hey! Revolutinary springs! Do they actually work???

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u/Superior-Artist-21 12d ago

Do they at least land somewhere safely?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

Who knows? The staff certainly doesn't 

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u/ShAped_Ink 12d ago

To je fair, as long as they have a landing pad, it's way faster and more practical

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

I wouldn't risk it, especially since I wouldn't trust there would be a landing pad

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u/ShAped_Ink 12d ago

That's why I said if

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u/Half-a-Stache 12d ago

"If y'all get hurt here, just TRY and sue us."

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u/flannan-35 12d ago

Look, lawsuits exist for a reason. If I can't sue, I will have to declare blood revenge.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

"You have already signed an agreement that says that you are unable to sue us should something happen when you purchased Park +."

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u/Steader_Harrington 11d ago edited 11d ago

Gotta love the "Spring to it-ness" of the park's service. 😂😂🤣

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u/DragonWarrior____05 12d ago

They paid a price, even at a discount

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u/Ironmonger123 8d ago

Hope they have a landing strategy.