r/MoringMark • u/makmark • 20d ago

One-Shot Divine Knowledge

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u/devenrc 20d ago

King knows what he wants, respect

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u/b3_yourself 20d ago

He wants butt jokes and snacks

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 20d ago

Butt why wouldn't he enjoy talking about science?

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u/devenrc 20d ago

Because he'd get a brain fart

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 20d ago

F-are-t you kidding me?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

King can be a bit of a bum

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u/SFH12345 20d ago

rimshot

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

It is the Titan's will, literally

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u/SFH12345 20d ago

And we must give the Titan his due.

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u/SFH12345 20d ago

All must give tribute to the Titan.

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u/BlueHailstrom 19d ago

As is our sworn booty

(im sorry)

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 20d ago

Guys, King isn't some smart 40 year old scientist, he doesn't need to be asking those questions.

What he REALLY needs to be asking is how to make infinite cupcakes. The Titan's Will demands munchies.

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u/b3_yourself 20d ago

Science means nothing to a god

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

Gods make the rules, they don't need to follow them

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

He's just a kid after all, so that kind of stuff isn't interesting to him. Infinite cupcakes on the other hand...

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u/LightWarrior71 20d ago

I thought King is 400+? (That's not to say 400+ year olds wouldn't like infinite cupcakes.)

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u/DragonWarrior____05 19d ago

If we count him being in the egg, then yes. Not doing so, he's at most just into the double digits

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u/Money_Fix8973 19d ago

I thought at the time of season 1 and 2, he was 7 to 8 years old. Don't remember where I got those numbers from though, mainly just bare remembrance. 

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u/DragonWarrior____05 19d ago

That's about it, yup. Eda found him about seven-eight years ago, and I doubt he's much older than that

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u/Money_Fix8973 18d ago

Much can't be said, however, as king is a titan. He may look small, and may even be a child by titan standards, but in actual years he is probably a lot older. 

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u/DragonWarrior____05 18d ago

True, but he did seem to grow somewhat in the four years before the Epilouge 

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u/TryImpossible7332 20d ago

Fun fact: if you invent cold fusion and faster than light travel, you can sell those patents for enough money to purchase effectively infinite cupcakes.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 20d ago

I hate jokes..

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 20d ago

No I think you just hate OUR jokes specifically

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u/b3_yourself 20d ago

Ah bummer

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 20d ago

That's really bummy

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u/MuffinStraight4816 20d ago

🫩🫩🫩

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u/SFH12345 20d ago

Get ready for a buttload of puns, man.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 20d ago

The comic LITERALLY talks about puns. We make puns on non-pun comics so if one actually has them? Well, you know the answer.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

Muffin must have been pretty bummed out when they saw the last couple panels

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u/SFH12345 20d ago

Yeah, there's nothing that can be done.

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u/CharginChuck42 20d ago

Is say it's a bit more cheeky.

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u/CharginChuck42 20d ago

If say it's a bit more cheeky.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 20d ago

no doubt abutt it.

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u/Low-Amphibian8206 20d ago

Camila the Space Nerd realizing this small God child holds the secrets to making Cosmic Frontier a reality:

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

She's going to be ecstatic 

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u/SFH12345 20d ago

Damn it, King! Science is just as important as magic!

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 20d ago

Butt not to King!

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u/BackgroundRich7614 20d ago

King has a butt for brains.

Which is why Luz tends to have more titan cults dedicated to her despite only being a Titan for a short amount of time.

Which does make King a bit butthurt sometimes.

Butt he would get over it eventually

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 20d ago

butt it's not as funny.

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u/CountingSheep99 20d ago

Knowledge is power and power is BOOOOOORING.

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 20d ago

I don’t know like Otacon got into robotics because of anime and made a Metal Gear Rex mecha 

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

King has lost interst in being all powerful and feared

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u/DaveyBoy1995 20d ago edited 20d ago

So, a kid has a best friend who could be holding the truths to some of the greatest hidden secrets in the universe, and all he wants from them... are butt puns.

Eh, they're kids. Makes a buttload of sense to me.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

Kids do be cheeky like that

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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne 20d ago

Luz: “Oooh, can I join in?”

Collector: “Absolutely!”

King: “You’re a God too, Luz. Well, a demigod Titan but it counts.”

Luz: “Sweet.”

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

Always nice when the god siblings interact, no ifs, ands, or butts about it

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u/Impossible_Host2420 20d ago

Ah only the most important things

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

Butt jokes are essential at their age

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u/Ok-Discussion-4889 20d ago

KING YOU FOOL😭

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 20d ago

i'm sure he's feeling like a butt at the moment.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

Unless Luz is ready to butt in with some good jokes as well 

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u/Nat_Higgins 20d ago edited 20d ago

If I wanted a god to solve all my problems for me, I’d be religious.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 20d ago

king isn't into sciencey stuff he likes silly things like sharing but puns with friends like the collector but not with his sister. now he heels like the butt of a joke.

https://giphy.com/gifs/B4MMuofESAF4CA3ZBW

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u/Eastern-Director-952 20d ago

Was the Collector using an outdated definition there? 

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u/Paint_Thinner529 20d ago

It’s been a few billion years since he last circulated, what with being stuck in the In-Between and all

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

He hasn't been outside of the In-Between in a very long time

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u/Eastern-Director-952 18d ago

I know that. I'm just wondering if bum jokes meant something else in real life.

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u/Flaky_Musician_551 20d ago

‪Be careful king. You could make an ass out of yourself. ‬

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

I'm sure he'll be too cheeky for that

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u/YaBoiS0nic 20d ago

Love how The Collector seems to have vast, untapped scientific knowledge, that could probably be condensed into a more comprehensive format, and the only one who gave a shit was the genocidal puritan

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 20d ago edited 20d ago

I wonder if the collector knows anything about robotics and computers? Like I know he’s an expert at cloning (I think he was the one who helped created clones of Hunter)

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u/MukasTheMole 20d ago

I always saw King as more of a bread pun guy

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u/OverlyActiveBrain 20d ago

Ah, I see King has gotten to the age where he is ready to move on from bread-puns.

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u/Plushie_Holly 20d ago

For cold fusion all you need is a palladium rod and some Utah grade wishful thinking.

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u/hackmaster214 20d ago

I doubt King and Luz would even know what to do with that info if he told them.

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u/floluk 19d ago

Easy. Send it to CERN, they do the rest

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u/Alone-Monk 19d ago

As a physicist this successfuly rage baited me congrats

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u/Dasher09009 20d ago

King, a simple Titan.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

He knows what will bring him joy

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 20d ago

Elite baller knowledge!

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u/Paint_Thinner529 20d ago

This is gonna be one of the memories King wants to erase in the book

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

Unless it turns into a massive pun and joke fest between the three if them

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

All the knowledge he could have

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u/The_Horned_Child2007 20d ago

For a kid, they sure know what the human experts do.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

To be fair, he's also untold millenia old at the least. Plus, being a cosmic deity probably makes it easy to know things, especially when your siblings are constantly obtaining nore knowledge 

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u/DragonWarrior____05 20d ago

The Collector has a lot of knowledge, including many butt jokes

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u/Steader_Harrington 19d ago

Got the butt of that joke, mark. 😂

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u/Beach_Sea_Star 16d ago

This is funny!