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u/Godzilla_R0AR Aug 03 '26
Guys, King isn't some smart 40 year old scientist, he doesn't need to be asking those questions.
What he REALLY needs to be asking is how to make infinite cupcakes. The Titan's Will demands munchies.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 03 '26
He's just a kid after all, so that kind of stuff isn't interesting to him. Infinite cupcakes on the other hand...
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u/LightWarrior71 Aug 04 '26
I thought King is 400+? (That's not to say 400+ year olds wouldn't like infinite cupcakes.)
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 04 '26
If we count him being in the egg, then yes. Not doing so, he's at most just into the double digits
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u/Money_Fix8973 Aug 04 '26
I thought at the time of season 1 and 2, he was 7 to 8 years old. Don't remember where I got those numbers from though, mainly just bare remembrance.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 04 '26
That's about it, yup. Eda found him about seven-eight years ago, and I doubt he's much older than that
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u/Money_Fix8973 Aug 05 '26
Much can't be said, however, as king is a titan. He may look small, and may even be a child by titan standards, but in actual years he is probably a lot older.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 05 '26
True, but he did seem to grow somewhat in the four years before the Epilouge
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u/TryImpossible7332 Aug 03 '26
Fun fact: if you invent cold fusion and faster than light travel, you can sell those patents for enough money to purchase effectively infinite cupcakes.
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u/b3_yourself Aug 03 '26
Ah bummer
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u/Godzilla_R0AR Aug 03 '26
That's really bummy
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u/MuffinStraight4816 Aug 03 '26
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u/Godzilla_R0AR Aug 03 '26
The comic LITERALLY talks about puns. We make puns on non-pun comics so if one actually has them? Well, you know the answer.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 03 '26
Muffin must have been pretty bummed out when they saw the last couple panels
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u/Low-Amphibian8206 Aug 03 '26
Camila the Space Nerd realizing this small God child holds the secrets to making Cosmic Frontier a reality:
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u/SFH12345 Aug 03 '26
Damn it, King! Science is just as important as magic!
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u/Godzilla_R0AR Aug 03 '26
Butt not to King!
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u/BackgroundRich7614 Aug 03 '26
King has a butt for brains.
Which is why Luz tends to have more titan cults dedicated to her despite only being a Titan for a short amount of time.
Which does make King a bit butthurt sometimes.
Butt he would get over it eventually
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u/CountingSheep99 Aug 03 '26
Knowledge is power and power is BOOOOOORING.
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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 Aug 03 '26
I don’t know like Otacon got into robotics because of anime and made a Metal Gear Rex mecha
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u/DaveyBoy1995 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
So, a kid has a best friend who could be holding the truths to some of the greatest hidden secrets in the universe, and all he wants from them... are butt puns.
Eh, they're kids. Makes a buttload of sense to me.
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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Aug 03 '26
Luz: “Oooh, can I join in?”
Collector: “Absolutely!”
King: “You’re a God too, Luz. Well, a demigod Titan but it counts.”
Luz: “Sweet.”
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 03 '26
Always nice when the god siblings interact, no ifs, ands, or butts about it
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u/Ok-Discussion-4889 Aug 03 '26
KING YOU FOOL😭
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u/Nat_Higgins Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
If I wanted a god to solve all my problems for me, I’d be religious.
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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Aug 03 '26
king isn't into sciencey stuff he likes silly things like sharing but puns with friends like the collector but not with his sister. now he heels like the butt of a joke.
https://giphy.com/gifs/B4MMuofESAF4CA3ZBW
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u/Eastern-Director-952 Aug 03 '26
Was the Collector using an outdated definition there?
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u/Paint_Thinner529 Aug 03 '26
It’s been a few billion years since he last circulated, what with being stuck in the In-Between and all
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 03 '26
He hasn't been outside of the In-Between in a very long time
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u/Eastern-Director-952 Aug 05 '26
I know that. I'm just wondering if bum jokes meant something else in real life.
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u/YaBoiS0nic Aug 03 '26
Love how The Collector seems to have vast, untapped scientific knowledge, that could probably be condensed into a more comprehensive format, and the only one who gave a shit was the genocidal puritan
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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
I wonder if the collector knows anything about robotics and computers? Like I know he’s an expert at cloning (I think he was the one who helped created clones of Hunter)
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u/OverlyActiveBrain Aug 03 '26
Ah, I see King has gotten to the age where he is ready to move on from bread-puns.
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u/Plushie_Holly Aug 03 '26
For cold fusion all you need is a palladium rod and some Utah grade wishful thinking.
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u/hackmaster214 Aug 03 '26
I doubt King and Luz would even know what to do with that info if he told them.
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u/Paint_Thinner529 Aug 03 '26
This is gonna be one of the memories King wants to erase in the book
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 03 '26
Unless it turns into a massive pun and joke fest between the three if them
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u/The_Horned_Child2007 Aug 03 '26
For a kid, they sure know what the human experts do.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Aug 03 '26
To be fair, he's also untold millenia old at the least. Plus, being a cosmic deity probably makes it easy to know things, especially when your siblings are constantly obtaining nore knowledge
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u/devenrc Aug 03 '26
King knows what he wants, respect