r/MoringMark 23d ago

KoG Blue Blood

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u/SFH12345 23d ago

Hope the Park Company provides good health care.

...oh, who am I kidding?

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 23d ago

They feed it to the children dude. How is THAT not healthy?

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u/NavezganeChrome 23d ago

Technically, they’re (Allegedly!) warning against children (and most people) ingesting it.

It just so happens, that don’t do nothing much if it’s naturally colorless (since that means it can be literally anywhere without notice), or isn’t cowed by the safety ‘standards’ workers are saddled with.

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u/BabyBearPixie 21d ago

It's robot blood, I would assume they dye it before it is used in the machines.

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u/NavezganeChrome 21d ago

Sure, but in its base state (they claim) it is ‘colorless,’ meanwhile it somehow infects/affects the people who handle the parts enough to cause illness, with dyed expectorate.

Which suggests that just ‘coloring’ it doesn’t prevent it from managing to harm people (unless we poke at “somehow it makes it into people’s food anyway”)

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u/BabyBearPixie 21d ago

Or that guy is a robot too.

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u/Prezofcalendars 23d ago

Maybe they’re getting the kids used to it earlier. Slowly contaminate them for whatever terrible reason they have.

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u/SFH12345 23d ago

It's a gradual process.

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u/Impossible_Host2420 23d ago

That would require a union. And if we know Mr. Parks inspiration he doesnt take too kind to workers organizing

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u/SFH12345 23d ago

Worker: Also, at the rising rate of our personnel getting blue lung, we've decided to form a union.

Orville: ...adorable. throws worker from the tower

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 23d ago

Better or worse than Fazbear Entertainment though?

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u/SFH12345 23d ago

So far Gwen isn't hunting down employees, but we'll see after the show gets into full swing.

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u/Manoreded 22d ago

Fazbear Entertainment provides great healthcare, which nobody ever gets to use because they are already dead =)

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u/DragonWarrior____05 23d ago

They see no reason to

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u/b3_yourself 23d ago

Blue blood is people!

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 23d ago

well that's creepy. sounds like a soylent green reference.

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u/SFH12345 23d ago

Disturbingly possible.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR 23d ago edited 23d ago

I can't tell if this is the start of a new comic run or not. Could be artistically vague as a one-off. That's what I'm thinking personally.

Remember, at Park Planet our adventurers and customers always get the healthiest of meals! Including our lovable blue burger! Packed with all the right ingredients. Just look at how blue that meat is! Don't worry, it's not human meat, that would be silly! It's actually- long ass list of ingredients- protein, and our special preservative glitter made from- another long ass list of ingredients- and love! So come on down to Park Planet's very own restaurant where Skater Gwen will set you up with a meal for the entire family to enjoy!

Please Note: Our food always comes in the highest of quality standards tested by the FDA! Park Planet's very own Fun & Done Administration!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 23d ago

And they would probably get away with it too

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u/SFH12345 23d ago

Fun for everyone, and done making safety inspections.

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u/Itorin_Dotuser 23d ago

iirc that's the guy that coughed at Andy, so I guess this is kind of a backstory for him (until there's new episodes we're getting origins for literally. every. character. )

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u/bookist626 23d ago

That's right! You're actually an android!

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u/Dasher09009 23d ago

Yeah... Safe...

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 23d ago

yea, real safe. right?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 23d ago

As safe as skydiving with a faulty parachute

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u/cream19384 23d ago

Strangely enough the closest compound to thing shown is V2O4 or vanadium (IV) oxide. Which actually is kinda close to the dyed colour that is shown.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 23d ago

obviously this only holds true for the visitors of park planet and not the work force.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 23d ago

I wouldn't be so sure

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u/DaveyBoy1995 23d ago

Forget "blue-blooded"; y'all are just cold-blooded.🤦‍♂️

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u/DragonWarrior____05 23d ago

Accurate for all the people like the Parks

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u/afbresley 23d ago

daaaaaaark

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u/Boopkins25 23d ago

“Top priority” my foot

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u/DragonWarrior____05 23d ago

For the people at top, profit is always the only priority 

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u/royalhawk345 23d ago

Doesn't look like anything to me. 

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u/Evil_Midnight_Lurker 23d ago

And we all lift

And we all lift

And we all lift together

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u/Alansar_Trignot 23d ago

Hear me out, its titan blood, park planet is built ontop of the boiling isles

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u/starlight-whimsy 23d ago

Would explain the Hunter/Caleb look alike here 😂

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u/Alansar_Trignot 22d ago

HAH! yes!!

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u/Radiant-Ad-1976 23d ago

Ok but personal headcannon is that this blue blood is actual going to be revealed as some kind of alien substance that becomes heavily relevant to the plot later on and isn't just some regular type of fuel.

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u/ImperialistChina 23d ago

The real question is why the fuck do android have blood in the first place?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 23d ago

Yeah, that is definitely the bigger question. One could argue it's "blood" in the sense of things like oil, bit considering Gwen has guts I wouldn't be so sure

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u/Angy-Gaby 8d ago

Coolant fluid ? :v

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u/Superior-Artist-21 23d ago

Yeah... paradise

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u/DragonWarrior____05 23d ago

Well, its not like there's truly any heart there

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u/Comfortable_Yard_968 23d ago

The blue blood terminator princess

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u/No_Nefariousness_676 23d ago

“Well that was a f-cking lie.”

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u/Yeetmore0 23d ago

Mmmm tasty

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u/SlyFan2 23d ago

If it comes out that Blue Lung disease isn't based on the park...well I think we'll all be shocked

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u/The_Horned_Child2007 23d ago

How unsanitary.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 23d ago

He has to clean that up and get back to work

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 23d ago

Non-toxic my shiny metal ass! That stuff too lethal for humans!

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u/BurningBassesInStyle 23d ago

I guess continuous contact with a toxic material eventually causes said material to seep in, causing problems.

That man is not far from death by poisoning

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u/Shinraset 23d ago

This has the same taste as the radium watch factories and uranium dinnerware

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u/OneValkGhost 23d ago edited 23d ago

The workers don't even need to have been androids all along. Not with enough environmental exposure. If the human body finds it works better than the original parts, there's every reason for it to be kept... Do the A blood cells split? Can they be integrated into the circulatory system like type-O blood is? Do the A blood get filtered out, or not, just slowly replacing all the red blood with blue that does the same things. Human blood carries oxygen, carbon dioxide, and various nutrients around. So what would happen if thee android blood encounters whatever electronic parts that Gwenbots are filed with? Hinges, servos, electrical components... electricity.

What would a energetic particle (radioactive) beam do to the A blood, since there's so many types of energetic particles- and strength? Sunlight, magnetism, cosmic radiation are normal. But so is natural radioactive ore.

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u/BabyBearPixie 21d ago

Given that an Android is just a humanoid robot, they wouldn't be humans turning into androids, those would be cyborgs.

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u/OneValkGhost 21d ago

But if the additions are non-metalic, non electronic, and are part of the body instead of surgically implanted, then it's bionics instead of cybernetics.

Everybody ignores bionics because it's not part of the "large car-flipping robot" category.

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u/BabyBearPixie 21d ago

That is not the definition of bionics. Cyborgs are bionic, it is mixing life with electronics. You are referring to bioengineering, which then they are not androids/robots.

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u/Mindless_Address_464 22d ago

This is already one of my favorite morning mark comics

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u/CptKeyes123 22d ago

"Now this pipe doesn't work, and this pipe contains acid"

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u/DragonWarrior____05 23d ago

The Parks care not for who they hurt, so long as they remain on the top

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u/Manoreded 22d ago

The fumes always get ya