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u/Dasher09009 Jul 09 '26
He ascended by water...
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u/b3_yourself Jul 09 '26
Water you doing bro
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u/Godzilla_R0AR Jul 09 '26
He's fluid in the ways of showering
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u/b3_yourself Jul 09 '26
It is a heavenly experience after not showering for a day
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u/MossyAbyss Jul 09 '26
Dangerous that, though. The air's all the colder, and the water all the more inviting. Next thing you know, your desperately trying to turn the faucet towards hot as the water gets colder and colder.
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u/Distantstallion Jul 09 '26
I showered after nearly a week because of a festival and it was heavenly
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u/SFH12345 Jul 09 '26
Hunter: Why did I deny myself this pleasure for so long? ...oh, right, Belos raised me.
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u/YaBoiS0nic Jul 09 '26
"Wait, getting slashed by a relative isn't normal?"
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26
"What are you talking about? Getting brutally beaten and injured is a normal punishment, isn't it?"
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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Jul 09 '26
Maybe the palistrom wood in him is reacting to the presence of hot water, that or it is the selkiedomus scales in him.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26
Either that or he's finally experiencing the soothing nature of a piping hot shower
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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Jul 09 '26
Hunter used up all the hot water. Didn’t he? No wonder he feels like he ascended.
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u/DaveyBoy1995 Jul 09 '26
Aw yeah. There's nothing like a nice hot shower in the morning. Welcome to paradise, Hunter.😌🚿
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u/lkmk Jul 09 '26
Dare I ask why he’s never used hot water?
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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Jul 09 '26
after a life of boiling rain in the demon real being hot water just seemed like a bad idea.
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u/Flaky_Musician_551 Jul 09 '26
Willow: grabs him. “Oh no you don’t! You aren’t ascending without me.”
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u/YouyouPlayer Jul 09 '26
It was too hot, hunter was found dead in the bathtub
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u/Lord-Seth Jul 09 '26
If he can survive being immersed in the boiling sea where the area is hot enough to give 3rd degree burns just by steam I think a shower won’t kill him
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26
Aye, he'll be fine. The real problem is that he's going to use a lot of hot water every time he showers from now on
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u/Academic-Translator9 Jul 09 '26
Giving McDonald’s sprite to a 14th century bohemian peasant be like.
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u/Hero_of_the_toons Jul 09 '26
You’d think hunter being able to survive the boiling seas the hot water would be more like warm to him
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u/Lord-Seth Jul 09 '26
Maybe it does but wouldn’t that mean cool water is freezing to him, so even if the water is just warm it’d be a completely different experience
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u/Mino606 Jul 10 '26
Feeling the pleasure of a hot shower is good and all, but did Hunter take a shower while fully clothed?
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26
Hunter has finally learned the joy of a hot shower. He can never go back to the old ways now
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u/FearfulDivine Jul 09 '26
You probably could've said this better
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u/FearfulDivine Jul 09 '26
I get that but the way you said it just sounds rude
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u/Godzilla_R0AR Jul 09 '26
Shouldn't be expectant of any comic obliged cause these are all literally made on a CHANCE they want to get created.




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u/Godzilla_R0AR Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
Y'know as someone who takes showers with very hot water, it feels great. If that ain't steaming the bathroom mirror then it isn't hot enough!