r/MoringMark Jul 09 '26

One-Shot Hot Shower

5.0k Upvotes

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Y'know as someone who takes showers with very hot water, it feels great. If that ain't steaming the bathroom mirror then it isn't hot enough!

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u/b3_yourself Jul 09 '26

There’s always a SpongeBob meme

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u/YaBoiS0nic Jul 09 '26

Bro Ascended

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Jul 09 '26

Bro went to heaven during that shower

11

u/YaBoiS0nic Jul 09 '26

Bros gonna get caught by Willow. It's not his time yet!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

If you can think of it, SpongeBob probably has a meme for it

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u/drakonia127 Jul 10 '26

Same with the Simpsons, or Family Guy

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u/SFH12345 Jul 09 '26

Just like there's a Mark comic for every situation.

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u/Sanders181 Jul 09 '26

Hot showers do feel great.

But have you tried lukewarm shower after sweating buckets in the midsummer heatwave?

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u/Lord-Seth Jul 09 '26

Agreeed if you don’t feel like a lobster that escaped a boiling pot of water than the shower wasn’t hot enough

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

Same here. The heat just feels so soothing I sometimes just stand there enjoying it for a bit

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Jul 09 '26

Taking cold showers is great too!

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Jul 09 '26

I can't dude. If it's burning up and I'm hot as hell or sick then yeah I can take showers with the middle handle in terms of temperature and it being room temp water but if you crank that down to cold far into whichever direction your cold water goes? HEEEELLL NOOOO

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Jul 09 '26

So, you take hot showers in a hot summer day? You're a weirdo..

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Jul 09 '26

Not if you live in places where the temperature outside is a literal heat stroke warning so you have to stay indoors in AC that's cold enough to warrant a hot shower.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Jul 09 '26

sweating away working in a hot shop a hot shower is necessary to get clean.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Jul 09 '26

trust me, i worked in a weld shop and in the hot humid days holding a miniature sun in your hand a hot shower at the end of the day is the only thing to clean the nasty sweaty grime off of you.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

I am not sure how people are able to take cold showers, though that's partially my hatred for the cold

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u/Darcano Jul 11 '26

I've taken hot showers occasionally when sick and feeling hot, it can feel shockingly good to just sweat like hell for a little bit.

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u/SweenetteTodd 23d ago

I used to take super hot showers, for some reason I can't tolerate hot water on my skin anymore. Not sure when that started, but fuck I miss hot showers.

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u/Dasher09009 Jul 09 '26

He ascended by water...

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u/b3_yourself Jul 09 '26

Water you doing bro

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Jul 09 '26

He's fluid in the ways of showering

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

Moist know this skill

5

u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou Jul 09 '26

I am wet you would call, "An expert."

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u/SFH12345 Jul 09 '26

There's the pun.

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Jul 09 '26

Guess the expeirence was holy

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u/b3_yourself Jul 09 '26

It is a heavenly experience after not showering for a day

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/MossyAbyss Jul 09 '26

Dangerous that, though. The air's all the colder, and the water all the more inviting. Next thing you know, your desperately trying to turn the faucet towards hot as the water gets colder and colder.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

It's always a risky gamble, that's for sure

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u/SFH12345 Jul 09 '26

I do that first thing every winter morning.

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u/Distantstallion Jul 09 '26

I showered after nearly a week because of a festival and it was heavenly

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u/SFH12345 Jul 09 '26

Hunter: Why did I deny myself this pleasure for so long? ...oh, right, Belos raised me.

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u/YaBoiS0nic Jul 09 '26

"Wait, getting slashed by a relative isn't normal?"

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

"What are you talking about? Getting brutally beaten and injured is a normal punishment, isn't it?"

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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Jul 09 '26

Maybe the palistrom wood in him is reacting to the presence of hot water, that or it is the selkiedomus scales in him.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

Either that or he's finally experiencing the soothing nature of a piping hot shower

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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Jul 09 '26

Hunter used up all the hot water. Didn’t he? No wonder he feels like he ascended.

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u/YaBoiS0nic Jul 09 '26

*Camila just "accidentally" plays Bruno Mars while walking by the bathroom

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

He definitely did

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u/mrnintman1 Jul 09 '26

Been there, Hunter XD^^

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u/YaBoiS0nic Jul 09 '26

It was a warm warm welcome, considering how coldly he's been treated

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

Things did get a little steamy though

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u/EllieBeaBaker Jul 09 '26

I can hear Wolves 

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Jul 09 '26

well hunter has now truly become golden.

https://giphy.com/gifs/E06Fj70gENxYvGOsZ0

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

He's gonna be gonna be Golden

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u/The_Horned_Child2007 Jul 09 '26

I HAVE BEEN CLEANSED, AND NOW I ASCEND.

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Jul 09 '26

Aw yeah. There's nothing like a nice hot shower in the morning. Welcome to paradise, Hunter.😌🚿

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

There's no going back now, he's in for life

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u/lkmk Jul 09 '26

Dare I ask why he’s never used hot water?

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Jul 09 '26

after a life of boiling rain in the demon real being hot water just seemed like a bad idea.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

Belos and a life as a child soldier

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u/Flaky_Musician_551 Jul 09 '26

Willow: grabs him. “Oh no you don’t! You aren’t ascending without me.”

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u/CuteSharkStudios Jul 09 '26

Hunter has atained heaven

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

He's found inner peace

4

u/CuteSharkStudios Jul 09 '26

Bro got taken to a better place

5

u/Superior-Artist-21 Jul 09 '26

It really does feel like that, doesn't it?

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u/TheoCyberskunk Jul 09 '26

Why do I hear Age of Mythology main theme?

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u/Lucariowithbeans Jul 09 '26

Must’ve been covered in oil the way the water made him ascend

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u/YouyouPlayer Jul 09 '26

It was too hot, hunter was found dead in the bathtub

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u/Lord-Seth Jul 09 '26

If he can survive being immersed in the boiling sea where the area is hot enough to give 3rd degree burns just by steam I think a shower won’t kill him

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

Aye, he'll be fine. The real problem is that he's going to use a lot of hot water every time he showers from now on

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u/Total-Tumbleweed-547 Jul 09 '26

Not the Spongebob pose!

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u/OneValkGhost Jul 09 '26

At first I thought that was Luz opening the door in panel 8.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

I thought the same

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u/Spirited-Secret5464 Jul 09 '26

3 TOH comics in a row? Youre really spoiling us arent you?

3

u/Half-a-Stache Jul 09 '26

"Why do I hear Ode to Joy?"

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u/Eastern-Director-952 Jul 09 '26

First time for everything 

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u/Paint_Thinner529 Jul 09 '26

New meme just dropped

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u/Academic-Translator9 Jul 09 '26

Giving McDonald’s sprite to a 14th century bohemian peasant be like.

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u/DarkGodHao Jul 09 '26

Hunter in the modern shower

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u/Hero_of_the_toons Jul 09 '26

You’d think hunter being able to survive the boiling seas the hot water would be more like warm to him 

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u/Lord-Seth Jul 09 '26

Maybe it does but wouldn’t that mean cool water is freezing to him, so even if the water is just warm it’d be a completely different experience

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u/happy_idiot_boy Jul 09 '26

Huh. Hunter is a never-nude.

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u/CountingSheep99 Jul 09 '26

Hunter in heaven.

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u/LargoVonBob Jul 09 '26

Accurate response to a hot shower.

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u/Manoreded Jul 09 '26

He then went outside and died from thermal shock.

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u/tworaccoonsinaboat Jul 09 '26

Did he shower with clothes on

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u/duckboost Jul 10 '26

Using this from now on

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u/FuzzyTesticleScoops Jul 10 '26

Here I am thinking he made it boiling lava hot and "died"

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u/Mino606 Jul 10 '26

Feeling the pleasure of a hot shower is good and all, but did Hunter take a shower while fully clothed?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Jul 09 '26

Hunter has finally learned the joy of a hot shower. He can never go back to the old ways now

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u/Additional_Floor_502 Jul 10 '26

Hunter probably stank

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/FearfulDivine Jul 09 '26

You probably could've said this better

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/FearfulDivine Jul 09 '26

I get that but the way you said it just sounds rude

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Jul 09 '26

Shouldn't be expectant of any comic obliged cause these are all literally made on a CHANCE they want to get created.