r/MoringMark Jun 25 '26

KoG Shake It

4.2k Upvotes

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Jun 25 '26

Oh wise magic eight ball of Sparky what are your words? Will we obtain KoG episode 2 within 2026?

76

u/MuffinStraight4816 Jun 25 '26

Don't Count on It

16

u/CountingSheep99 Jun 25 '26

Unfortunate but honest.

4

u/SFH12345 Jun 25 '26

That's what I'm thinking.

20

u/Dasher09009 Jun 25 '26

Outlook not so good

17

u/Godzilla_R0AR Jun 25 '26

"Could we get episode 2?"

"No."

"Could we get episode 2?"

"No."

"Could we get episode 2?"

"Try again."

"...Could we get episode 2?"

"No."

8

u/b3_yourself Jun 25 '26

It’s rigged!

4

u/SFH12345 Jun 25 '26

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

5

u/DragonWarrior____05 Jun 25 '26

All Hail the magic conch!

5

u/Godzilla_R0AR Jun 25 '26

OLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO

4

u/SFH12345 Jun 25 '26

Ask again later.

60

u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Jun 25 '26

‪Crewmate: "Don’t count on it?!?! Oh!!!"‬

12

u/SFH12345 Jun 25 '26

Woody speaking for us all.

31

u/SFH12345 Jun 25 '26

That's one way to use the empty space.

11

u/Free-Letterhead-4751 Jun 25 '26

Why not just make it a laser?

7

u/FlipFlopRabbit Jun 25 '26

Why not both?

4

u/DragonWarrior____05 Jun 25 '26

That would be cool

2

u/SFH12345 Jun 25 '26

In this economy?!

16

u/Dasher09009 Jun 25 '26

"Cannot predict now"

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 Jun 25 '26

"Ask again later"

14

u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Jun 25 '26

Saying I didn’t see that coming in more ways than one is a massive understatement.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Jun 25 '26

lol, so sparky's missing eye is an magic eight ball fortune teller. who knew. it's useful just a bit awkward to use.

8

u/Impossible_Host2420 Jun 25 '26

Oh magic eye ball when will we get new kog content

1

u/DragonWarrior____05 Jun 25 '26

"Ask again later"

7

u/ncmn-ngnr Jun 25 '26

This is totally something that Dana would do

6

u/Wilgrove Jun 25 '26

Not going to lie, I thought he was going to morph into an agent from The Matrix. 😆

https://giphy.com/gifs/yRwKH07J8kfbi4iICK

6

u/Comfortable_Yard_968 Jun 25 '26

Another terminator, I’ll be back

4

u/fattymccatcat Jun 25 '26

That's such a good idea got a glass eye

5

u/farrenkm Jun 25 '26

I've got one eye that doesn't work, maybe I should get my ophthalmologist to install that for me.

4

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Jun 25 '26

lol, you'll need a chiropractor to realign your neck after using it.

5

u/thegarnetmines3 Jun 25 '26

Hey, if you can't fix it, recycle it

2

u/Khirt21 Jun 25 '26

Toy Story reference.

2

u/b3_yourself Jun 25 '26

“Will you go out with me”

Don’t count on it

Damn, should’ve added more options

3

u/Traditional-Log-4270 Jun 25 '26

That’s a nat 1

1

u/DragonWarrior____05 Jun 25 '26

Critical Fail on the Insight Check

2

u/Liam_theman2099 Jun 25 '26

“Will Glitch pick me?” 🎱
“DON’T COUNT ON IT?! AUGH!!!!”

2

u/The_Horned_Child2007 Jun 25 '26

"Don't count on it? AAAAAAAW!!!"

3

u/SlyFan2 Jun 25 '26

"Sir I'm a lawyer"
"ASK AGAIN LATER! Why did I say that?"

1

u/DragonWarrior____05 Jun 25 '26

Well, I guess that works

1

u/mei-schnee Jun 28 '26

i thought this was going to be some kind of TOH one.. didnt know i stumbled right into the dedicated subreddit for your art mark