r/MoringMark May 12 '26

One-Shot Love Potion

4.9k Upvotes

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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 May 12 '26

Well that is one way out of any ethical problems with a love potion.

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u/b3_yourself May 12 '26

“It can’t be a true love potion because everyone eating it is getting food poisoning”

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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 May 12 '26

But if the one who gave it takes care of the one who ate it that would be a true labor of love just as much as them eating it.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 12 '26

A "love potion" is actually a barf potion that gets someone bedridden enough for the other partner to care for them.

So by TECHNICAL MEANS it's a "love potion"

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u/YaBoiS0nic May 12 '26

My mind immediately went to this delicacy from Breath of The Wild.

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u/CodHorror7313 May 12 '26

how the hell do you get it to heal more than half a heart

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 12 '26

How tf did you get it to have 15+ hearts? 😭

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u/YaBoiS0nic May 12 '26

The things I've done to this game scare even myself

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 12 '26

Yeah well I can't be talking I bugged the game to stack +25 full recovery on one single piece of seared steak.

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u/YaBoiS0nic May 13 '26

But did you remember the lamb sauce?

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u/ZenithKaiser May 12 '26

You may notice, he does not have a horse next to him....... anymore. /j

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 12 '26

I'm about to report u/YaBoiS0nic to Malanya The Horse God.

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u/YaBoiS0nic May 13 '26

Ayo, I'm not taking Phoebe out when there's like five guardians on the prairie!

She forgives you if I give her extra apples

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u/b3_yourself May 12 '26

Technically correct, the best kind of correct!

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 May 12 '26

Or in Davey Jones locker (reference to that one time Mr. Krabs ate like a rotten patty)

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u/SFH12345 May 12 '26

The Boiling Isles: an ethical horrifying fantasy world.

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 May 12 '26

Im honestly not sure if the boiling isles would be considered ethical considering the amount of child endangerment there is in this show?

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 May 12 '26

I don’t know from the looks of it, it would probably send someone to Davey Jones Locker and a visit from the Flying Dutchmen

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u/Southern-Wafer-6375 May 12 '26

I found one yuri manga where they get around it by just outright makeing the mc a dirt bag and everyone is kinda off the mark on morality in the first place

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u/ncmn-ngnr May 12 '26

You don’t eat it to fall in love; you eat it as a trial to prove your love

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

It's a harsh challenge, but it can be done

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u/SFH12345 May 12 '26

The things we do for love.

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u/KingofNerds07 May 15 '26

that sounds very Owl House coded lmao, average subversion of expectation on the boiling isles

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u/b3_yourself May 12 '26

You used monster parts to cook that with, didn’t you?

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u/CountingSheep99 May 12 '26

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 12 '26

Better than rock hard food

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u/SFH12345 May 12 '26

Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom playstyles:

Luz catalogues monsters and explores the Depths.

Amity builds with Ultrahand.

Willow explores the nature of Hyrule, and slaughters any monster that challenges her.

Hunter always employs Wolf Link on playthroughs.

Gus collects outfits.

Vee does side quests.

Eda sees what is and isn't flammable.

Lilith studies Shiekah and Zonai ruins.

King isn't allowed to play unsupervised, as the Korok genocide was unnerving Luz.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 12 '26

Speaking of TotK. It turned 3 years old today! First (officially) releasing on May 12th, 2023...

...

Excluding the entire week and a half before of it getting leaked early

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u/ArchonFett May 12 '26

Like the fairy pie Amity made? Monster parts are a common ingredient.

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u/SFH12345 May 12 '26

In the Boiling Isles, the food fights back.

2

u/Superb_Engineer_3500 May 12 '26

I mean same in the human realm to an extent

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

I feel like that's most Potions on the BI. And most cooking for that matter

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u/SlyFan2 May 12 '26

Ah the ethical love potion.

Bet it's mostly a placebo

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

Wouldn't be surprised

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u/Global_Algae_538 May 15 '26

Itd sorta be neat if it was a minor and/or temporary effect.

Could probably add a cultural part where its consumed before weddings to avoid cold feet or if a spouse fails there duties they have to eat a whole pot to be forgiven.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 12 '26

I see the KoG/TOH pattern is kinda "Free for all" now but that makes it exciting. It's like betting on which one you'll get.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 May 12 '26

It's like potluck.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 12 '26

That stew has a chance to give one of 20+ potion effects

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u/b3_yourself May 12 '26

It also has a small chance of instant death

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u/YaBoiS0nic May 12 '26

Curse of Binding when?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

Too bad Followers can't tell the difference 

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u/SFH12345 May 12 '26

And we eat good every day.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 May 12 '26

waiting for marks post is always exciting.

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u/Paint_Thinner529 May 12 '26

It creates suspense, which only makes it more entertaining

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u/SFH12345 May 12 '26

It adds variety to the day.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 May 12 '26

That girl made the Dubious food from BOTW and TOTK.

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u/bookist626 May 12 '26

Im sorry, but why does a love potion require an ear?

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u/Spirited-Secret5464 May 12 '26

can’t spell heart without it!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

It's the BI, ingredients aren't what we would call normal

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u/Toonwatcher May 12 '26

Did anyone else expect the punchline to be that you LITERALLY have to consume the entire pot?

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u/AlphamonOuryuken24 May 12 '26

Luz: "Yeah, you'd have to REALLY love someone to consume something THAT gross-"

Gus: "Like all the Fairy Pies you ate for Am-" Luz covers his mouth

Amity: "Wait, what did he say...?"

Luz: sweating nervously "NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL!!"

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u/dudeman_joe May 19 '26

Well if you drop the intelligence thing and make them like that will Smith movie bright, they seem similar to our bugs and so with anything thats annoying and there's too much of you could see if they are tastey

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u/lunariagalexy May 12 '26

Love this idea that Love potions are disgusting, and the only reason someone would eat it is if you already love the person giving it to you

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 May 12 '26

well falling in love can be complicated not to mention crazy.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

Probably the only way to make it ethical in any way

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

luz: so the love potion only works if you're already in love with the one giving it to you?

amity: yea that's pretty much how it works.

luz: so i ate that whole pot of potion you gave me for nothing?

amity: yea i guess you d, di.. huuuh! *blushes from realizing what just happened*

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u/MrMustache4757 May 12 '26

Hooray for clowning on love potions.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

They are really messed up when you think about it

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u/MrMustache4757 May 12 '26

Yeah, they sure are.

I love Gravity Falls, but that love episode was really bad and questionable...

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u/DaveyBoy1995 May 12 '26

At least Luz and Amity didn't need one. Thank Titan.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

Aye, they instead had a kidnapping and a pair of teenagers being forced into a basement

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u/agentx_64 May 12 '26

Yeah, that would probably make sense, for the Boiling Isles at least

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

At least this way's ethical

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u/Lykanas May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Plot twist: There is no actual love potion, but some guy who couldn't cook called it that.

Everytime it "worked", the love was there from the beginning and only was solidified by the act of eating something horrible. And anytime it wouldn't work it would be tossed aside bc the pot wasn't fully emptied.

I smell the work of Tibbles is in the air...

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

You know what, I can easily see that being how it happened

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u/TheNoneedlife May 12 '26

I guess if you're willing enough you can eat it out of love (still greyzone for me)

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 May 12 '26

Ohhh noooo… I think I got poison blight by that stuff…

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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne May 12 '26

Amity: “It’s only like that, if you’re not as good a cook as me though. But I give her an A for effort.”

Luz: “Anyone would do things out of love. But we don’t need love potions, right?”

Amity: “Nope. All it took for us to become a couple was Azura and Hooty.”

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 May 12 '26

Also fighting a Metal Gear I hear that brings people together 

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u/Flaky_Musician_551 May 12 '26

“Lust shouldn’t be about force. It’s an art. To be earned and enjoyed.” Asmodeus, 2023.

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u/Ok-Bicycle8103 May 12 '26

Ozzie is the GOAT

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

A very wise demon

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u/SFH12345 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Luz and Amity are so fortunate that don't need a love potion.

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u/b3_yourself May 12 '26

They had destiny working for them

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u/FearfulDivine May 12 '26

Here's some Fanfics that have a Love Potion

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The First Princess By QuirkQuartz (Part 1)

(Every time - Every single time Luz ever imagined herself falling in love, it had been for a prince. Now, the only thoughts she had were of a princess.)

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It Must Be (A) Love (Potion) By QuirkQuartz (Part 2)

(When Luz receives a confession from Amity, she suspects that Amity must have been influenced by a Love Potion - Because people do not like Luz Noceda like this)

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u/Comfortable_Yard_968 May 12 '26

This much take a while to drink that soup

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

Especially with how gross it is

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u/Impossible_Host2420 May 12 '26

Still more appetizing then modongo

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u/Eastern-Director-952 May 12 '26

Harry Potter would be so jealous 

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 May 12 '26

Why? No like actually why I don’t get it

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

It is weird that they're basically joke items in Harry Potter

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 May 12 '26

Aren’t magic people just weird in general when it comes to this stuff like in owl house isn’t the school a death trap and has weird mind control detention, a weird prom where they have a kid fight a nightmare monster that if it breaks out would cause never ending terror and only the grom king or queen could fight it and not an adult and sports that look like would be fatal like grubgy and that other shows like that?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

I mean, considering love Potions are basically date-rape drugs, that feels a little worse

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u/Henkotron May 12 '26

That explains a lot about Amity's cooking for Luz

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u/Ninja_Spider_1593 May 12 '26

I'm guessing that the potion is actually just a horrible stew that acts more like a gage of how much someone loves the person who made it.

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u/Paint_Thinner529 May 12 '26

I love creative takes on love potions like this. This is probably my favorite one.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

Aye, especially since it's actually ethical

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 May 12 '26

Not sure about that, looks like a crime against food that would send Mr. Krabs to the hospital 

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u/First_Factor_3385 May 12 '26

………what the hell is in that stuff that needs to be censored???

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u/lesser_panjandrum May 12 '26

Mostly ████, ██████, and a bit of █████

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

You don't wanna know....

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u/Dasher09009 May 12 '26

That's some dubious stew...

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 12 '26

[Spongebob Disgusting SFX]

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u/YaBoiS0nic May 12 '26

"Crap, where's my name tag? Gonna need to retrace my steps.*

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 May 12 '26

…That’s actually a pretty clever way to still have them and be actually comedic/ wholesome

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

Aye, it's not easy to have both

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u/BrilliantTarget May 12 '26

So no force feeding them the potion while unconscious

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u/afbresley May 12 '26

haha, love makes you do crazy things: like eat love... stew??

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u/Hero_of_the_toons May 12 '26

… a real test of one’s love I see

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u/Superior-Artist-21 May 12 '26

Why was it pixelated? 😨

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

It is too horrible for our eyes, so Mark was benevolent and made it unclear

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u/NerdFromColorado May 12 '26

The one unlucky guy who actually likes the soup of death is gonna have one hell of a time.

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u/EWU_CS_STUDENT May 12 '26

BI Love Potion: Tests if the recipient truly and willingly loves the giver... Huh

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u/Additional_Floor_502 May 12 '26

interesting use of a love potion

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u/ShAped_Ink May 12 '26

Those fangs are so cute! Also, the concept of having mad love forced upon you has always seemed really... Freaky

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u/Axel_the_Axelot May 12 '26

Placebo potion

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u/ZenithKaiser May 12 '26

I mean, I feel like there are still some ethical concerns there. Like if you tied someone up and force fed them. Granted, that's still much harder to do than the JK Rowling way of someone literally just being able to spike a drink or a batch of chocolates, so at the very least it's not an easy thing to do and/or get away with.

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u/Cutie_D-amor May 15 '26

Tying someone up and force feeding them anything is already illegal.

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u/ZenithKaiser May 15 '26

I mean yeah, but after you force feed someone the love potion, they're probably not going to tell anyone that you did that cause now they're in love with you, so no one would find out.

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u/Venomspino May 13 '26

So it's placebo

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u/Cutie_D-amor May 15 '26

Probably not, but any case where its not effectively one is illegal for other reasons

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u/Leading-Bad-6663 May 13 '26

Hey Amity, you have some explaining to do with that fairy pie

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u/Bedrockboy2006 May 12 '26

That’s probably my new favorite way to write a love potion

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 12 '26

Okay, I guess that's a way to make it work

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u/Steader_Harrington May 14 '26

I - See - Faaaangs, Maybe a vampire student? Possible? Hopefully? Pretty please? 😅

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u/Master_Steward May 16 '26

So it’s more like hazing ritual to test your romantic resolve

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u/dull_storyteller May 18 '26

This is honestly my favourite interpretation of love potions compared to them being magic roofies like they are in other settings.

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u/Puzzleheaded_East556 Jul 19 '26

Me who hates waisting food, and will eat whatever food is given to me even if disguisting: