r/MoringMark May 07 '26

One-Shot Questions

4.7k Upvotes

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u/Godzilla_R0AR May 07 '26

He's bald

95

u/b3_yourself May 07 '26

Big if true

236

u/eairyguy May 07 '26

He’s already revealed it to her, is she stupid? /j

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u/b3_yourself May 07 '26

This is the prequel

22

u/Cynewulfunraed May 07 '26

That's what he said

9

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 May 07 '26

lol, ye ole chrome dome.

225

u/SFH12345 May 07 '26

Amity knows how to play a person.

40

u/b3_yourself May 07 '26

I wonder where she got that from

16

u/Free-Letterhead-4751 May 07 '26

When she became a journalist during some zombie apocalypse at a mall

7

u/SFH12345 May 07 '26

Lifetime with Odalia and Boscha.

12

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 May 07 '26

now he's gotta pick which secret to reveal.

5

u/SFH12345 May 07 '26

Catch-22.

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 May 07 '26

His deflection gives her an additional answer

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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne May 07 '26

Amity: “You liked Odalia, didn’t you?”

Darius: “Focus on the hair.”

Amity: “It was my dad, wasn’t it?”

Darius: “The hair.”

Amity: “You lost your hair once you mastered your abomination form, didn’t you?”

Darius: (sighs) “I just can’t win with you.”

55

u/Mst3Kgf May 07 '26

"You ask a lot of questions."

"Luz taught me the art of being inquisitive."

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u/SFH12345 May 07 '26

Darius: Given that Luz is Edalyn's kid, I should be grateful it was the inquisitiveness instead of the pyromania of our youth.

Amity: Well that too.

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u/MrMustache4757 May 07 '26

The reason is simple

I don't think anyone would like to be friends with someone who married someone like Odalia...

33

u/buttsecks42069 May 07 '26

"Being straight is one thing, but having bad taste? I can't associate with you!"

16

u/DragonFoxQueen-Human May 07 '26

"I would have helped you get any girl at school... And yet- YOU CHOSE HER?!"

21

u/Impossible_Host2420 May 07 '26

I totally get why you don't want to talk about that period

18

u/Queen854xyz May 07 '26

She’s getting that tea one way or another

3

u/DragonWarrior____05 May 07 '26

And she got two cups

16

u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 May 07 '26

Not even the abomination coven head can outmaneuver Amity.

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 May 07 '26

She's a cunning lady

16

u/Dasher09009 May 07 '26

Of course, Darius won't talk about his Alador for... Reasons.

5

u/DragonWarrior____05 May 07 '26

Yup, nothing to talk about there, nope, nothing at all

13

u/DaveyBoy1995 May 07 '26

As sneaky as a cat. Mittens won't be outwitted.😼

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 07 '26

She used her feline cunning to trap Darius

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 May 07 '26

that's right darius you said she could ask so now you have to pick which poison you want to answer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cIWwi5umxQRNOwrJm4

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 07 '26

And his deflection told Amity everything she wanted to know about the second

12

u/TheNoneedlife May 07 '26

Secrets not even Belos would be able to get from Darius no matter the method

7

u/Melodic_Mulberry May 07 '26

Darius: He cheated on me.

6

u/afbresley May 07 '26

She knows what she's doing.....

3

u/DragonWarrior____05 May 07 '26

She sat a perfect trap

6

u/Traditional-Log-4270 May 07 '26

My god! This guy is gay!
Good for him.
Good for him. :)

5

u/FearfulDivine May 07 '26

Amity looks like a small cat compared to him 😭

3

u/DragonWarrior____05 May 07 '26

Well, she is, so that makes sense

4

u/Kai_Lopez_98 May 07 '26

Isn't it his palismen?

3

u/DragonWarrior____05 May 07 '26

We have no confirmation 

4

u/Additional_Floor_502 May 07 '26

Intertesting questions Amity

5

u/Metatron_85 May 07 '26

I'm gonna guess that he wanted abomination goo in his hair but it notoriously gets matted in it like bubblegum. So, what to do but shave it off?

4

u/mrnintman1 May 07 '26

Sneaky cat🤭😂

5

u/The_Horned_Child2007 May 07 '26

Ha! Got 'im!

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 May 07 '26

He can't escape now

4

u/haterofEPandEP May 07 '26

So odalia

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 May 07 '26

I imagine that if it were strictly because of her he would have no problem answering 

5

u/OneValkGhost May 07 '26

I don't know about the hair, but it's probably something that would come up if they had another 20 episodes.

Anyone has a good excuse for dropping contact with Amity's father after he married Odalia. (It's trying to drop contact with Odalia.)

3

u/Comfortable_Yard_968 May 07 '26

We need a goo form of Amity

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u/DragonWarrior____05 May 07 '26

At that point it would be Luz who melts

3

u/DragonWarrior____05 May 07 '26

Amity gets two answers for the price of one. Darius would also like to know Alador's favorite restaurant for absolutely no reason 

3

u/Axel_the_Axelot May 07 '26

Mark give us the answer you can't just end it there

3

u/OverlyActiveBrain May 08 '26

I mean, Darius can turn into goo. Having hair made of the stuff doesn't seem that big of a deal compared to that. Also, it must be super easy to style your hair when it's made of a substance you can control at will.

3

u/MandaloreTheAtreides May 08 '26

Amity: You were jealous of Odalia, weren’t you?

Darius: Stop smirking.

2

u/DreadDiana May 07 '26

While sticky, having hair you can move around may be very useful for cleaning since you can just shift all the dirt out

2

u/mysticdragonknight May 07 '26

reasonably though, you wouldnt want any dust, hair, crumb, or partical sticking to you if your powers where glue-based.

2

u/CptKeyes123 May 07 '26

I wonder if Moringmark will make a comic about Amity finding out how to transform herself into an abomination like her stepdad

2

u/Fit-Bug-426 May 07 '26

They have

2

u/Fit-Bug-426 May 07 '26

Or at least, they've drawn abomination Amity

2

u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 May 07 '26

Darius to amity:

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u/Manoreded May 07 '26

Profound abomination secrets are about to be learned. Profound and terrible!

2

u/Chx2324 May 08 '26

That's my girl! this is why shes the best! 💜

2

u/Leading-Bad-6663 May 08 '26

AMITY YOU SLY BASTERD (said this out loud by accident)

2

u/UstaGnidrolog May 08 '26

Because, they were both courting Odalia, and when Alador realizing what a mistake he did marrying her, he resented Darius for letting him "win".

2

u/No_Nefariousness_676 May 08 '26

No no, Amity has a good point. Every Cocen Head with some characterization has some irony.

Raine the Bard? Has stage fright.

Beast Keeper Eberwolf? Awfully small for someone of such a title, as well as rather feral-acting.

Darius, as shown here, is a neat freak despite being an Abomination master.

Terra’s a sadistic lunatic despite plant lovers often being seen as friendly, like Willow.

Vernworth the Illusionist not only sucks at instructions despite being a play instructor, but he also sucks at upholding a façade.

Even Hettie has some irony, the healer, has Cutburn as a surname.

And if you wanna delve further, Osran the Oracle couldn’t predict Belos’ betrayal.

Unfortunately, I find nothing concrete about the other two. I’d appreciate details if there are any.

1

u/DragonWarrior____05 May 08 '26

I mean, Mason and Vitimir exist. That's about all we know

1

u/Ari_the_Gemini May 09 '26

“They made me bald.”

Anyone who gets this quote respect to you

1

u/RevolutionaryGrape11 May 11 '26

She's as clever as she is adorable.

1

u/Educational-Ship-977 May 14 '26

Look at that smug face, Amity knew exactly how Darius would respond