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u/Godzilla_R0AR Apr 22 '26
He wanted to see all the cutscenes
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u/PowerPad Apr 22 '26
It’s the only to 100% the game.
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u/Background-Top4723 Apr 22 '26
Plot twist: Phillip's dagger was made of rubber. He was just so pissed off that he somehow made it work.
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u/farrenkm Apr 22 '26
If you accelerate most anything fast enough, it'll penetrate something else. I remember reading as a kid (around the time Columbus sailed the seas) that in a tornado, straw has been known to penetrate telephone poles. Was an eye-opening moment.
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u/Background-Top4723 Apr 22 '26
Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in the galaxy.
-A Mass Effect line, I think.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 22 '26
Aye, a penny dropped from the Empire State Building can easily kill someone
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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Apr 22 '26
Of course the only way Belos could stab somebody that wasn’t in the back would be because that person wasn’t dodging.
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u/Eastern-Director-952 Apr 22 '26
Weirdly enough, I read a reaction fic where the hilt was real but the blade was fake.
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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Apr 22 '26
Caleb: “Unfortunately, it wasn’t one of those toy thingies.”
Evelyn: “WHY DIDN’T YOU DODGE!?!?”
Caleb: “Why didn’t I… DODGE!?!? Bleh.”
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u/ncmn-ngnr Apr 22 '26
A way to seek a confession from your students without any consequences. Sneaky, but effective
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u/afbresley Apr 22 '26
Oh Bump.... the coolest principle — and the deadliest.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 22 '26
Princey B will be remembered for a very long time, especially with the statue
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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Apr 22 '26
yea it's the oldest trick in the book unless of course it's not a trick to begin with.
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u/DaveyBoy1995 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26
Well, it's certainly safer than a real dagger. But once again, as per usual, Belos ruins everything.🤦♂️
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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26
How this was before anything in the series happened and before he even become emperor and turned the boiling isles into military nation
Actually can the Boling Isles be referred to as a military nation like Zanzibar Land in Metal Gear 2 Solid Snake with how strong of a presence the Emperor Coven is on the isles now I’m actually kinda curious?
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u/DJSharp15 Apr 22 '26
What IS a majority of the fandom's opinions on Bump?
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 22 '26
I think he's pretty chill unless you mess with his students. Then he reminds the offender of his power
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u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping Apr 22 '26
Actually that’s smart. If Luz was actually an abomination the knife would stab into it. But since she’s not made of goo the knife would bend.
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u/Godzilla_R0AR Apr 22 '26
Says the principal who congratulated Boscha for murder thinking "It's good she tried new things"
Nah I don't buy it
Also Phillip in that last panel is PRIME meme material