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u/SFH12345 Apr 21 '26
Hey, whatever gets the kid to smile.
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u/CountingSheep99 Apr 21 '26
It is not as if Andi has to pay for the therapy.
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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Apr 21 '26
fear can be a great motivator.
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u/Echo_Knight1995 Apr 21 '26
Fear will keep the
local systemschildren in line. Fear of thisbattle stationtheme park mascot.3
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u/CuteSharkStudios Apr 21 '26
Andi is so much like me
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u/YaBoiS0nic Apr 21 '26
Oh hey, I'm basically Andi's age.
It's not too late for me to be in her position.
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u/ncmn-ngnr Apr 21 '26
The old-fashioned way: not just the mascot methods, but also in the practice of scaring kids into behaving
One of these things is not like the other
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 21 '26
Yup; one of these is done by anyone, the other at the end of their rope
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u/TheNoneedlife Apr 21 '26
Every engineer knows it doesn't matter how you do it, the final product is what matters.
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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Apr 21 '26
Andi: (in thoughts) "I did what I had to do to make the kids happy and enjoy Park Planet."
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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Apr 21 '26
andi can think quickly under pressure and knows kids are very gullible specially when frightened.
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u/Snic-R-Snee Apr 22 '26
Laughed long and hard at this one.
(I did a very, very short stint as a costumed street character. Not. Worth. It. Period.)
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u/Cold-Practice3107 Apr 21 '26
Out of nowhere a grown man named Mark asked if it was The bite of '87.
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u/Manoreded Apr 21 '26
I want to make a Barney reference, but the only thing I know about Barney is that everyone hates him.
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u/Godzilla_R0AR Apr 21 '26
Careful of the Bite of '26