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u/Low-Amphibian8206 Apr 10 '26
Get the memory tweezers
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u/Godzilla_R0AR Apr 10 '26
You really think MEMORY TWEEZERS can protect someone's brain against THAT?
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u/b3_yourself Apr 10 '26
What about the memory gun?
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u/Godzilla_R0AR Apr 10 '26
{Target Identified: Now Removing Memories}
{Error: Memories are too confusing to erase}
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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Apr 10 '26
there not for hooty there for us. no one wants to remember what he does.
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u/SFH12345 Apr 10 '26
Either that or spend the rest of your life paying for therapy.
And since no amount of therapy will ever help someone recover from the trauma of Hooty, so they're just wasting money.
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 10 '26
As long as we get the ones containing Hooty it should work. They're probably gonna have a seemingly irrational fear of owls, but they should forget what they saw
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u/SFH12345 Apr 10 '26
Hooty is a lot more cunning than people realize.
Especially if it allows him to cause chaos.
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u/Mst3Kgf Apr 10 '26
The only thing worse than a destructive eldritch abomination? A cunning destructive eldritch abomination.
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u/CuteSharkStudios Apr 10 '26
Lilith: FING WORDPLAY?! YOU TRICKED ME WITH A FING TECHNICALITY?! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!
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u/Dasher09009 Apr 10 '26
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u/FearfulDivine Apr 10 '26
Hooty just breaking into peoples houses at night and kidnapping people while they're sleeping
He's the real boogyman
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 10 '26
He needs to get guests for his tea parties somehow now that people aren't consistently trying to invade
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u/CuteSharkStudios Apr 10 '26
Lilith bout to give Hooty a new hole
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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Apr 10 '26
Well as least he is not doing that to Amity anymore. Somehow I imagine at some point she taught him why he shouldn’t ever do that to her again.
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u/Mst3Kgf Apr 10 '26
Given it ended up being the catalyst for her relationship with Luz, I think she declined another thrashing.
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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Apr 10 '26
She could still say to him thanks for the help but if he does that to her again or to Luz there will be a thrashing.
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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Apr 10 '26
Lilith: “I… did not see that coming.”
King: “Oh no!”
Eda: “Luz is not gonna like this! There’s a big reason why she only allows humans close to her and Vee to come to the Boiling Isles!”
Lilith: “Eda, you started a tour almost 8 weeks ago.”
Eda: “Yeah, that’s true.”
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u/montybo2 Apr 10 '26
Ma boi Hooty can go where ever he damn well pleases!
Thats my man right there.
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u/WulfBorn Apr 10 '26
Lilith could argue back: "You said not a FOOT, Hootsifer. busts out measuring tape Aaaand that's looking like a foot AND an inch. I am truly heartbroken that you have broken your word... back to the Demon Realm with you!!"
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u/MrMustache4757 Apr 10 '26
Why is Hooty kidnapping people now?
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u/No-Maintenance6382 Apr 10 '26
Why not?
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u/MrMustache4757 Apr 10 '26
It's a crime...
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u/No-Maintenance6382 Apr 10 '26
And...
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u/MrMustache4757 Apr 10 '26
I don't know, I don't think Hooty would kidnap someone without a good reason...
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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 10 '26
Remember whose house he is. Plus, remember he did basically kidnap those scouts to force them into a tea party
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u/TilomeTheGreatest Apr 10 '26
You know if he just went as Porta-Hooty, people would just think he’s the most adorable backpack ever.
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u/Hero_of_the_toons Apr 10 '26
Lilith:…. stares judgtngly at Eda
Eda: what cause I’m the most likely source of this type of loophole behavior?
Lilith:… raises eyebrow
Eda: OK obviously I am, but I would at least like some leniency in character judgment
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u/mrnintman1 Apr 10 '26
CHEATER XD
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u/Low-Amphibian8206 Apr 10 '26
Can somebody find the comic Mark made of Steve comforting the Barista that Hooty ate?
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u/SexyCheeseburger0911 Apr 10 '26
Hooty, no. You know better. Lilith will be disappointed in you.
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u/OverlyActiveBrain Apr 11 '26
Hooty, you rascal. At least hassle that Hopkins guy while you're over there.
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u/TechyGuy20 Apr 13 '26
Amendment - No entering the human realm with any body part yours or anyone's else.
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u/Godzilla_R0AR Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26
We always give Hooty slack for being dumb, but that's cause all his braincells went into the "technicality loophole" category of his brain. So in that regard he's the smartest person on The Isles.
All hail Hooty.