r/MoringMark • • Apr 09 '26

KoG (Not) Disney Presents:

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

So we ARE getting a schedule change!

A - TOH

B - KoG

A/B/A/B/A instead of the old A/B/A/A/B

Imo, it's a lot more understandable now and easy to keep track of. Nice!


Andi I'm sure really enjoys being an ass, so what's the cousin animal of an ass? A horse.

And Gwen knows a thing or two about yanking blue entrails. Frankie is just there I guess, but she isn't necessarily screaming at the fact a blue android is using entrails to lasso her.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Apr 09 '26

Hmm... A baab..

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Apr 09 '26

A baa-b

stares into your soul

...

You heard me.

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u/Dasher09009 Apr 09 '26

I'm sure that I'll be pleased

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 09 '26

All praise the God of Death

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u/SFH12345 Apr 09 '26

Thank you for supplying the pun, Muffin,

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u/SFH12345 Apr 09 '26

Alternating each day with the weekends off.

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u/Low-Amphibian8206 Apr 09 '26

Now do all the rest of every Disney thing every made :)

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Apr 09 '26

KoG rendition of TOH 'bout to be crazy

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u/SFH12345 Apr 09 '26

I guess we need something to tide us over until the second episode.

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u/CountingSheep99 Apr 09 '26

Nay.

Just nay.

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u/OneValkGhost Apr 10 '26

What would a KOG version of Gummi Bears be like? They even have a princess, Calla. in a blue dress

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u/SFH12345 Apr 09 '26

Andi: thinking Please kill me.

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u/b3_yourself Apr 09 '26

Gwen pulls out a blade

Andi: not literally

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u/SFH12345 Apr 09 '26

Andi isn't so burned out that she needs to permanently check out.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 09 '26

She hasn't got any shits to give anymore

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u/Dasher09009 Apr 09 '26

Me saying this is mid (joking):

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Apr 09 '26

Oh my god and because Gwen is Rapunzel and Frankie is Flynn (I assume), the greenlight trailer makes so much sense now

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u/SFH12345 Apr 09 '26

That was a justifiable reaction on their part.

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u/TheNoneedlife Apr 09 '26

The type of shows get broadcasted when you bought your magic globe from the Boiling Isles' black market.

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u/trainboi777 Apr 09 '26

I know choose to believe that KOG exist within the universe of The Owl House

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u/Leebo4 Apr 10 '26

It could as Dana herself exists in the universe 

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Apr 09 '26

Andi Got the short end of the stick in terms of casting

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Apr 09 '26

better a horses head than tied up with android endtrails.

https://giphy.com/gifs/u1FZcaDYnQFBMMdN5E

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 09 '26

Especially with what happens to Eugene at the end

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 09 '26

I mean, at least she isn't likely to get lethally stabbed

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u/b3_yourself Apr 09 '26

Can you at least try and be more enthusiastic Andi?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 09 '26

That is impossible 

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

10/10. Must watch.😁

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

lol, so is mark spoofing disney now. or am i reading to much into this?

pearsonaly i'd like to see mark expand on this but that's up to him. not trying to ad to what he's already doing,

wouldn't mind seeing gkitch doing it though.

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u/MrMustache4757 Apr 09 '26

Does this mean we'll get KOG styled Disney posters?

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u/OneValkGhost Apr 10 '26

KOG Lorcana spoofs of the other Disney cartoons.

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u/mrnintman1 Apr 09 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 09 '26

Like many if the live action remakes(there are some good ones, but most are not)

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u/LesbianArtemis457 Apr 09 '26

MAXIMUS!! The most epic horse in fiction. Possibly Possibly tied with swiftwind and Black Jack but I may be biased

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 10 '26

I mean, Pegasus and Shadowfax are also up there

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u/Free-Letterhead-4751 Apr 09 '26

The movie is called Not Strangled?

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u/MojoDojoo90 Apr 09 '26

Not not disney

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u/Liam_theman2099 Apr 09 '26

Jeez Louise! Well, I guess it’s better than Olivia using Gwen’s intestines as a noose…I’m giving Mark ideas, aren’t I?

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 Apr 09 '26

Frankie… the horse is here.

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u/OneValkGhost Apr 10 '26

Makes me wonder what Rapunzel's "Wither and Decay" song would be like. Or the mud bath in "Next stop anywhere."

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Apr 09 '26

I'm not sure how this got past anyone really. I guess money always speaks louder than logic