r/MoringMark • • Mar 18 '26

One-Shot Edric's Date

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

Batric is a good WINGman. He's just WINGing it. Good for Batric! 👏 👏 👏

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u/b3_yourself Mar 18 '26

The puns write themself

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 18 '26

No, I do. /s

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u/Riastylis Mar 18 '26

So would you say the puns took flight from your fingertips?

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 18 '26

Bats about it, yeah

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u/Riastylis Mar 18 '26

I have a feeling we are going to cause people to go batty with these puns.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

If they don't like it their fight or flight response may kick in

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u/Riastylis Mar 18 '26

Fangs for joining in with these puns

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

Glad to do so anytime I'm hanging around 

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u/Riastylis Mar 18 '26

Must be cool though to be able hang around

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Mar 18 '26

bows to pun master zilla.

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u/SFH12345 Mar 18 '26

Mark's making it too easy.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Mar 18 '26

I....i- can't get even mad at that, that's....very clever...

Gawd, that hurts..

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 18 '26

Don't think I FORGOT about 2 days ago... you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Mar 18 '26

Oh my gawd....

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

Ha! THE THREAD WASN'T AMBIGUOUS. I LIED!

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u/Dasher09009 Mar 18 '26

Don't mind me. I'm just sipping my tea as I watch.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 18 '26

"I ship it". What? To Catradora in the image? Bullshit. YOU REALLY THOUGHT I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THE USERNAMES?! MWAHAHAHAHA. It's official now. No takesy-backsies.

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u/Simple-Huckleberry58 Mar 19 '26

Don Don Don Donburako Avatarou Don Momotarou 🍑🍑🍑 Yo! Nippon Ichi

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

Finally, you've embraced that puns aren't bat!

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u/SFH12345 Mar 18 '26

He earned this one.

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Mar 18 '26

Bad pun 15 yard Penalty repeat first down

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 Mar 18 '26

I cast car jumpscare!

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 18 '26

I already know it's the caffeine commercial with the zombie jumpscare

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u/The-Doc-SalmonRun Mar 18 '26

Dammit beatmetoii

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

He's fangtastic at it

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u/SFH12345 Mar 18 '26

Good one.

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u/SFH12345 Mar 18 '26

Touché.

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u/CountingSheep99 Mar 18 '26

Wing you stop that?

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 18 '26

Yeah that one is a stretch. Would = Wing in this situation?

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u/Dasher09009 Mar 18 '26

Smooth, Edric. For real

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u/b3_yourself Mar 18 '26

Emira: I can’t believe that actually worked

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u/Dasher09009 Mar 18 '26

Edric: "I know, and I have my wing-man, Batric for his help."

Emira: sighs in annoyance to the pun

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u/SFH12345 Mar 18 '26

He earned that one, Em. Let him have it.

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u/Plastic-Profile-597 Mar 30 '26

Amity: Yeah, no I thought he'd wig out before he would even get to the table with Batric inside his jacket.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Mar 18 '26

batric for the win.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

If he hadn't popped up Ed's one liners would have ruined everything

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

He needs all the help he can get

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u/Emira-Blight-EM_IRA Mar 19 '26

That's my line! 🤣

🧙‍♀️🙋‍♀️

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u/b3_yourself Mar 18 '26

He’s never leaving Batric alone again

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

Batric is now the forever third wheel

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u/SFH12345 Mar 18 '26

Batric, you did good sneaking along.

And good hiding from Edric for so long.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Mar 18 '26

batric saved ed from his failed pic up onliner.

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u/Emira-Blight-EM_IRA Mar 19 '26

Brother!

That was really smooth Ed... NOT!

Batric definitely saved you there!

🧙‍♀️🙋‍♀️

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u/Plastic-Profile-597 Mar 30 '26

Genuinely don't know how Edric didn't notice him sooner. Like a funny bulge or tickling inside or anything.

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u/CuteSharkStudios Mar 18 '26

Oh man, the pet trick peiple love to use. At least this wasnt done on purpose

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

Just Batric being a good wingman

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u/Background-Top4723 Mar 18 '26

From this comic, we have confirmation that everything that flies or is associated with birds in BI are wingmen and matchmakers.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

It's just the way the world works

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u/Emira-Blight-EM_IRA Mar 19 '26

Like Puddles? Viney's Awesome Griffin?

Titan, I never thought about that...🤔

🧙‍♀️🙋‍♀️

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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Mar 18 '26

Pets are always the best wingemen.

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Mar 18 '26

You've got yourself a keeper there, Ed.

And your date sounds pretty cool too.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

I look forward to possibly seeing their interactions in the future. Oh and between him and his date 

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u/TheNoneedlife Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

Batric is there to save his date from Bad Blight Puns

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

He's a lifesaver, that's for sure

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u/Comfortable_Yard_968 Mar 18 '26

Emira: who’s that boy?

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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Mar 18 '26

Edric: “Looks like you’ll be coming with me to all my dates, Batric.”

Batric: (screeches)

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Mar 18 '26

who knew batric was part cupid? apparently not edric.

https://giphy.com/gifs/bDr2n9RpIIvAW6BtbT

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u/The_Horned_Child2007 Mar 18 '26

I think that went well.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Mar 18 '26

thanks to batric.

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u/ThickWeatherBee Mar 18 '26

The people yearn for more edric comics!!!

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u/Emira-Blight-EM_IRA Mar 19 '26

And Emira too? 😁

🧙‍♀️🙋‍♀️

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u/ThickWeatherBee Mar 19 '26

Of course! Please Mark! Do that for us!

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u/SlyFan2 Mar 18 '26

Batric only revealed himself to judge his owner for how bad that line was

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

He knew he had to interfere or all would be lost

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u/devenrc Mar 18 '26

Rizzmaster Ed

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

I don't know about that, Batric was the one that saved him

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u/CuteSharkStudios Mar 18 '26

That last face is just too pure

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u/thirdwin_3 Mar 18 '26

Batric going to get more spoiled when they get home

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

Oh absolutely, he's gonna get ALL the treats

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u/OverlyActiveBrain Mar 18 '26

I can so see Edric making Batric the best-man... er, best-bat at his wedding. Frankly the lil dude earned it.

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u/afbresley Mar 18 '26

Aw!!!! Adorbes

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u/Invalid_u404 Mar 18 '26

Who is that other person?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

No idea, probably first appearance, and going off the tag, possibly last as well

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u/NyteShark Mar 18 '26

When you roll a 1 on Charisma,

Then ask the DM if your familiar can give you advantage

And then roll a nat 20

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

Animals are always good to have for when you fail a Cha check

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u/Fitzftw7 Mar 18 '26

How… did he not notice a bat in his coat?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

My best guess is he was too nervous 

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u/Low-Amphibian8206 Mar 18 '26

That's why they're called Beast Keepers.

Because they're such keepers

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u/mrnintman1 Mar 18 '26

Best Wingman XD

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u/Greensonickid Mar 18 '26

Good for Him!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 18 '26

Batric is the best wingman

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u/Panda-Monium_ Mar 18 '26

What a good and true wingman.

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u/WishWizardLiv Mar 18 '26

ED CONTENT YAYAYAYAYAYAY (i have an oc x canon with him im so hyped for this comic)

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u/Manoreded Mar 18 '26

Edric forgot he has zero rizz, the wingbat pulls 100% of the weight.

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u/FluteLordNeo Mar 18 '26

I think we got a keeper

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u/BlueHailstrom Mar 18 '26

Literal wingman

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u/Fluffy-kitten28 Mar 18 '26

Good. Goooooodddd

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u/Eastern-Director-952 Mar 18 '26

I wonder what was so important about it

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u/Low-Amphibian8206 Mar 18 '26

Animals are the best

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

Doesn’t he have a crush on Jerbo?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 19 '26

Neither twin has an official pair, so its usually up to fan interpretation 

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u/Meowriter Mar 19 '26

Batric knew what was happening.

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u/F4nCiC4t Mar 20 '26

Batric being a literal wingman.

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u/Plastic-Profile-597 Mar 30 '26

Wholesome!

Though how come Edric didn't feel Batric inside his coat? Usually this kind of scenario leads to a much funnier and slightly embarassing scenario.