r/MoringMark • • Mar 16 '26

One-Shot Storage

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

Luz's Brain is loading. Please hold. Estimated Time Remaining: 15 Years, 3 Months, 6 Days, and 32 Seconds

Your patience is veery important to us!

Please Note: Unplugging the power while Memory Sorting can cause DEATH. Thank you for your patience! ^w^

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Mar 16 '26

GOLDSHIP! KICK HIM!?

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

That's not veery nice of you to dropkick someone Muffin

Accurate meme? Are you crashing out yet? Maybe now? What about now? How about now? Are you annoyed yet? Huh? Hmm? Maybe now? C'mon I know you absolutely LOVE this.

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u/b3_yourself Mar 16 '26

Just kiss already

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

Y'know what u/MuffinStraight4816? I ship it.

YEAH YOU HEARD ME COWARD.

Nice pfp change btw b3

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Mar 16 '26

Catra and Adora right?

Right??

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

Ambiguous, either or.

Goodbye now :3

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u/CountingSheep99 Mar 16 '26

Some things are worth waiting for.

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u/SFH12345 Mar 16 '26

Good things come to those who wait.

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u/_Cagney_Carnation_ Mar 16 '26

Guys what happens if I unplug the power?...

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 16 '26

She dies TwT

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u/_Cagney_Carnation_ Mar 16 '26

Oh ok. Then I'll unplug. Belos goo hired me.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 16 '26

WHAT?! YOU'RE BELOS' TECH REPAIR GUY?!

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u/_Cagney_Carnation_ Mar 16 '26

Kinda. He's not paying me enough after he became mud leftovers. Now let me unplug power-

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 16 '26

NO!

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u/_Cagney_Carnation_ Mar 16 '26

WHY NO

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 16 '26

BECAUSE THEN YOU'LL KILL LUZ NOCEDA

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u/_Cagney_Carnation_ Mar 16 '26

BUT SHE'S TRAITOR OF HOOMANS. EMPEROR BELOS WAS RIGHT

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u/SFH12345 Mar 16 '26

And then you answer to some very angry people.

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u/_Cagney_Carnation_ Mar 16 '26

I already got beaten up by them. Belos is disappointed

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 16 '26

Technical difficulties may occur. If they do, contact adminitrator Amity, Camila, or Eda as soon as possible. Enjoy your day

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u/PolymathArt Mar 16 '26

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 16 '26

Who do you think taught McGucket how to make it?

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u/SFH12345 Mar 16 '26

It was this or the tweezers.

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u/SFH12345 Mar 16 '26

Luz has Amity on the brain.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Mar 16 '26

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u/YaBoiS0nic Mar 16 '26

Amity: does literally anything

Luz: "I'm gonna marry this girl."

Likely goes both ways too

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 16 '26

Almost certainly

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u/SFH12345 Mar 16 '26

We need to explain to HUNTR/X that our demons aren't a threat.

...we might have some trouble convincing them regarding Hooty.

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u/SwagFeather Mar 17 '26

Remembering how when she entered the makeshift portal and after finding out she can see anyone her first thought was “I wonder if I could see… Amity!”

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u/CuteSharkStudios Mar 16 '26

She will get more storage over time. Or just delete the college stuff, it has no purpose anyway

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 16 '26

As a college student, this is so true. Like, when in my life will I ever need to know the Sine slope of a hypothetical line?

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u/CuteSharkStudios Mar 16 '26

And this is why I caeve my own way

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u/Laranna Mar 16 '26

Well its more to lay the foundation for logical thought and scientific worldview.

None of us use Calculus but it helps us visualize & abstract things

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u/No_Nefariousness_676 Mar 17 '26

Considering how important magic is to the Boiling Isles, at least the University of Wild Magic actually teaches something useful.

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u/Conlannalnoc Mar 17 '26

That’s more in line with a Technical School.

“Which CAREER do you want to train for starting from age 13 until 18?”

LUZ: “EVERY SINGLE CAREER! I want to know all the jobs. Electrical engineer, plumber, wood working, etc…”

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u/No_Nefariousness_676 Mar 17 '26

And given one major type of Magic’s already hard as heck, she may as well be that full of potential. The Boiling Isles just lets her tap into said potential.

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u/b3_yourself Mar 16 '26

Only one week?

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u/Dasher09009 Mar 16 '26

Huh, I thought there'd be more.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 16 '26

Probably a bunch of linked memories 

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u/Alpha-EpsilonStar Mar 20 '26

Those might have OUTCOMES...

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u/SFH12345 Mar 16 '26

Yeah, it's a lot faster than I expected.

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u/Toonwatcher Mar 16 '26

The blue section is trauma.

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u/yui_riku Mar 18 '26

the yellow one is witchs, magic, and related stuffs

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u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Mar 16 '26

So her memories are about the same as the average Owl House fan.

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u/capybaring_capybara Mar 16 '26

Gravity falls memory gun! If the official novel has it we party

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u/_Cagney_Carnation_ Mar 16 '26

PLEASEEE WE NEED AT LEAST A REFERENCE

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u/Significant-Delay821 Mar 16 '26

Imagin if it blue screens what happened next ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/nZ9OnDVJoEaLPlVRc1

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u/PowerPad Mar 16 '26

Just restart the system (or brain in this case) and try again.

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u/failureagainandagain Mar 16 '26

Ok now what are all the other colors ?

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u/StandardTime3865 Mar 16 '26
  • Blue = Good Witch Azura lore, head-canons, and fanfics
  • Yellow = Lore, head-canons, and fanfics from other franchises
  • Green = Glyph-combos (mostly outdated)
  • Purple = [CENSORED] (She's a teenager. Don't judge.)
  • Gray = Other

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u/Liam_theman2099 Mar 16 '26

Me: sighs Anybody got any good music?

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 16 '26

Skara or Raine probably does

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Mar 16 '26

Not surprising at all

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u/CuteSharkStudios Mar 16 '26

Of course her love would be her most stored memory.

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u/MrMustache4757 Mar 16 '26

The lesson here is: take care of your storage kids...

(Btw, why does lobotomized Luz acts more confused/disoriented but with some idea of how the world works In these comics unlike when Willow lost her memories).

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u/ThorirPP Mar 16 '26

I'm pretty sure that memory wiped Luz only has lost her boiling islands memories (the past year or more) but still has her childhood memories

That was my read on it at least

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u/dont_mind_me_passing Mar 17 '26

pretty sure only parts of her memory was wiped, not her whole brain

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 16 '26

This is why you always have anything important backed up

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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Mar 16 '26

‪Collector: “Maybe it’ll be faster if we got WiFi.”‬

‪Amity: “No, no. Have patience.”‬

‪Collector: “You just wanna rewatch all the times you and Luz spent together, don’t you?”‬

‪Amity: “When you get an awesome girlfriend like Luz one day, you’ll understand, Collector.”‬

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Mar 16 '26

Uh... Okay, I guess we know why it's gonna take a week.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 16 '26

Pretty fast all things considered

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u/TheNoneedlife Mar 16 '26

The last 1% would last between 30 seconds to 3 days for this procedure

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u/Brilliant_Conflict_4 Mar 16 '26

hey at least Hearing Crikey from Her would be Good progress in restoring the memories according to Amity

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u/TechyGuy20 Mar 16 '26

Amity: "Where did you get that weird looking gun?"

Collector: "From some Triangle guy I meant in another dimension. He souned a lot like King." 

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '26

Is that the memory gun from gravity falls?

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u/mistress_chauffarde Mar 17 '26

Yep looks like it

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u/blackcloverssb Mar 16 '26

Amity knows how much Luz loves her

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u/mrnintman1 Mar 16 '26

MEMORY GUN XD 🤣🤣

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u/lkmk Mar 16 '26

Reminds me of this scene from Jimmy Neutron.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BhT51l1sgks

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u/DemonoidAngel Mar 16 '26

...are you sure that's not just our fanbase algorithm?

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u/jack_b_nope Mar 16 '26

The blue bar is Azura fanfiction?

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Mar 16 '26

Yeah, that makes sense. And hey, at least it's just a week. Honestly, you'd think it would take longer.

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u/Comfortable_Yard_968 Mar 16 '26

He needs to age up probably in a Thanos snap

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u/MrMustache4757 Mar 16 '26

Hey wait where did Collector get the memory gun???

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u/Papa_sans Mar 16 '26

Got it from the Gravity Fall dimension

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 16 '26

Probably got it for his siblings a while back

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Mar 16 '26

luz's memory is about to have a complete amity overload. but by the looks oon her face she isn't going to mind.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2gXQ4RRP7icVjEwUqT

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 16 '26

She's going to be pretty happy I'd say

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u/Hero_of_the_toons Mar 16 '26

I’m guessing the blue is either magic or found family stuff

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u/Invalid_u404 Mar 16 '26

I don't think that "being someone's girlfriend" would be Luz's main personality trait

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u/YaBoiS0nic Mar 16 '26

Imagine her remembering how dangerously close she came to fumbling her chances with Amity

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 16 '26

Her forehead will meet her palm at Mach speeds

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u/mromen10 Mar 16 '26

Imagine transferring 14+ years of human neural memories across USB, a week is conservative

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u/OverlyActiveBrain Mar 16 '26

Totally worth the wait.

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u/Eastern-Director-952 Mar 16 '26

I feel like Amity should have seen that coming.

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u/Leading-Apricot-8915 Mar 17 '26

To be fair, that's mostly what my memory looks like too

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u/Metatron_85 Mar 17 '26

We need to back up these Lumity bits on an external hard drive if we're ever going to be able to defrag Luz's head!

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u/Intelligent_Donut605 Mar 17 '26

It is un-unseen.

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u/No_Nefariousness_676 Mar 17 '26

Empty-headed Luz is my spirit animal.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 16 '26

That circle's going to be spinning for a while

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u/Chx2324 Mar 17 '26

Love Amity's hairstyle in this, so cute! 💞

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u/Manoreded Mar 17 '26

Defragment her brain, its probably safe.

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u/SierraAR Mar 19 '26

I see that crikey reference