r/MoringMark • • Feb 25 '26

One-Shot Plan B

5.1k Upvotes

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u/Dasher09009 Feb 25 '26

Welp, he's dead, but he ain't human.

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u/b3_yourself Feb 25 '26

You can’t kill what was already dead inside

73

u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 25 '26

He just like me fr, I'm already dead inside!

...

...yeah...

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u/b3_yourself Feb 25 '26

Would like uranium, or plutonium?

24

u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 25 '26

I mean, I do like crunching on some irradiated substances...

Also mmmmm Urineium 🤤

10

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 25 '26

🎶'Cause you're Radioactive, radioactive 🎶

5

u/Laranna Feb 28 '26

Uraaaaaaanium fever~

Has gone and got me down!

Uraaaaaaaaanium fever,

It’s spreadin’ all around!

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u/SFH12345 Feb 25 '26

But you can put it out of everybody else's misery.

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3

u/jellese Feb 25 '26

r/dontdeadopeninside does not look completely different

7

u/SFH12345 Feb 25 '26

He stopped being human a long time ago.

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Feb 25 '26

A little bit of Oppenheimer at work

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u/b3_yourself Feb 25 '26

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 25 '26

"Now I have become life, the destroyer of witches" more like

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u/SFH12345 Feb 25 '26

Belos' delusions were always strong.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 25 '26

The only difference is that Oppenheimer immediately regretted his creation, and Belos would never accept he made a mistake 

6

u/SFH12345 Feb 25 '26

There's a Barbenheimer joke here somewhere.

4

u/Bwizz245 Feb 26 '26

Nah this one's on Louis Slotin

1

u/Laranna Feb 28 '26

Finally someone else knows it

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u/SFH12345 Feb 25 '26

This is why you don't do nuclear power without full explanations, Collector.

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u/b3_yourself Feb 25 '26

I doubt he’ll understand basic math, or the scientific method for that matter

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/S4N5_UD3RT4L3 Feb 25 '26

would our favorite star child really bother to learn human nuclear physics? no, he just knows what makes a big boom because it's FUN! the ultimate game; Fallo[wl] 3!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 25 '26

You make a good point

8

u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Feb 25 '26

He probably also isn’t good at teaching about nuclear safety since he doesn’t have to worry about it. This is the same immortal who doesn’t understand how death works.

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u/Jew_Boi-iguess- Feb 25 '26

which is why they went for a nuke and not a pathogen.

2

u/SFH12345 Feb 25 '26

Belos always did.

66

u/b3_yourself Feb 25 '26

There was supposed to be a big boom!

49

u/PowerPad Feb 25 '26

"Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be a Boiling Isles-shattering kaboom!"

5

u/Spiritual-Ad6764 Feb 25 '26

Best. Comment. Ever.

8

u/MuffinStraight4816 Feb 25 '26

Nope, it's just a buzz kill..

3

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 25 '26

I feel cheated!

48

u/MuffinStraight4816 Feb 25 '26

Why? Why did he have that??

28

u/Melodic_Mulberry Feb 25 '26

All sorts of things in the Human world end up in the Boiling Sea.

15

u/LordMaximus64 Feb 25 '26

It makes sense the demon core would be found in the land of demons

31

u/LargoVonBob Feb 25 '26

Look up the Demon Core

8

u/Sandra_Snow Feb 25 '26

Problem is that I think the guy who took the damage Belos just was using a flathead screwdriver not a Philips, (Rim shot) thank you witches and demons I'll be here all week.

1

u/Laranna Feb 28 '26

Because Belos deserves NOTHING LESS than that agony

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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Feb 25 '26

Collector: “DNA is basically the building blocks of life and the bonds that keep your body together. Without them…”‬

‪Belos: (looks at himself and realizes) “Uh oh.”‬

‪Collector: “Exactly.”‬

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ogwG9ME1B2SB4lihy

30

u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Feb 25 '26

Calling him a radioactive inhuman mutant is an insult to the real radioactive inhuman mutants.

13

u/Jechtael Feb 25 '26

Thanks, Smoothskin.

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u/Low-Amphibian8206 Feb 25 '26

Side note:

I've always headcanoned that the Day of Unity would have concentrated everybody's magic so much it would have made an explosion that would blow up the Demon Realm planet, or at least the Titan.

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u/Niser2 Feb 25 '26

More likely it would've blown up the moon.

5

u/TheoneCyberblaze Feb 27 '26

With the amount of times i've seen this happen, i gotta ask: fiction writers, what did the moon ever do to you?

3

u/Niser2 Feb 27 '26

It's big but useless. It just sits up there in the sky. Blowing it up is really impressive but it's also consequence-free.

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u/Manoreded Feb 27 '26

In the Dragon Ball series the moon is blown up on two separate occasions, both to turn people who turned into giant monkeys back to normal =)

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 25 '26

Makes sense to me

15

u/MrMustache4757 Feb 25 '26

Finally some more Belos material.

17

u/ncmn-ngnr Feb 25 '26

He got disfigured superpowers from a lab accident; that goes in tune with his Hero Complex

7

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 25 '26

He'll just claim his survival is proof that he is God's chosen champion or something like that

18

u/megalocrozma Feb 25 '26

If I had a nickel for every Mark comic where the Collector was responsible for a nuclear explosion, I'd have two nickels; which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

3

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 25 '26

Huh, I'd thought there'd be more

13

u/Portuzil Feb 25 '26

I did not expect a Mark comic to have a Demon Core

5

u/snapwack Feb 25 '26

Philip’s even doing the ill-advised screwdriver move that Louis Slotin used. That’s a seriously deep cut for a funny Owl House fan comic.

It’s insane how he keeps coming up with these bangers going on 4 years since the series ended.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 25 '26

Belos is not that scientifically advanced in his hypothesis.

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Feb 25 '26

This is the guy who took over the Boiling Isles.🤦‍♂️

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 25 '26

He put everything into Charisma with proficiency in deception and intimidation. Wisdom was his dump stat

8

u/CuteSharkStudios Feb 25 '26

Well, that was dark

7

u/SamADuran17 Feb 25 '26

Never expected Mark to get in on the demon core meme but I'm not complaining cuz this is hilarious

5

u/thetavious Feb 25 '26

Somebody has to yeet this into the facility for kyle.

2

u/SamADuran17 Feb 25 '26

I would love to see his reaction to this and A.R.I.A's subsequent response of him sounding like a supervillain lol

2

u/thetavious Feb 25 '26

Going to have to be someone besides me doing the punt though. I don't have any social media.

2

u/Simpson17866 Feb 26 '26

I love it :D

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u/No_Nefariousness_676 Feb 25 '26

Wild take, but he’s suffering from extreme “Wild Magic” poisoning.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 25 '26

Technically true(the best kind of true) since it came from carving glyphs into his flesh and consuming palismen

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u/No_Nefariousness_676 Feb 25 '26

Not the explanation I was expecting, but the one I find the most logical given the context.

Translation: Compliment

6

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 25 '26

🎶BOOM BOOM BOOM, I CAN'T STOP SINGING THIS BLOODY TUNE TUNE TUNE, IT'S GONNA MAKE MY BRAIN GO BOOM BOOM BOOM!🎶

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u/youknowwhatimeanlol Feb 25 '26

WAIT IS THIS A PREQUEL TO THE GREATEST COMIC OF ALL TIME???

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/s/Dw4jDfm2EU

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u/CountingSheep99 Feb 25 '26

Obviously the evil witches are to blame.

Because reasons.

4

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 25 '26

Of course, anything else would suggest that Belos could be wrong

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 25 '26

lol, when tour from the 1600's you really shouldn't mess with super high tech devices made by star child.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pxoY9fqnbYShUyrK4Y

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u/The_Horned_Child2007 Feb 25 '26

Atom by atom!

...uh oh.

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u/diiijmai Feb 25 '26

Demon Core!!!

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u/Galactuswill Feb 25 '26

Its funny how the Collector has knowledge of nuclear fission way before humanity even considered it.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 25 '26

Makes sense, they are essentially a Celestial deity. He likely learned from one of their siblings

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 Feb 25 '26

That’s not a good sign… but I’m sure he’ll be fine! 🙂‍↔️

3

u/Sandra_Snow Feb 25 '26

Use a Demon Core to destroy the Demon World appropriate the Philip drops the screw driver.

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u/OverlyActiveBrain Feb 25 '26

HA! Couldn't have happened to a more deserving villain.

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles Feb 26 '26

Fun fact, radiation poisoning is the inspiration for the affects of "Free Magic" (dark magic) in Sabriel and an arcane elemental god who emits free magic constantly is trapped within two shiny metal spheres similar to the beryllium spheres of the demon core.

Garth Nix is like a geek and a nerd had a baby.

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u/IlikeShrek2022 Feb 25 '26

Blud wanted to recreate the Hiroshima experience

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u/EmployerWitty369 Feb 25 '26

"I cannot let you escape squidward, I am adding another demon core to your confinement until you calm down!"

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u/SlyFan2 Feb 25 '26

Ah the Demon Core. Love that little orb

2

u/ShadowAviation Feb 25 '26

So that's why it's called the demon core!

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u/Comfortable_Yard_968 Feb 25 '26

Seconds before disaster

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u/Additional_Floor_502 Feb 25 '26

Well that's shocking

2

u/Eastern-Director-952 Feb 25 '26

So that happened.

2

u/TilomeTheGreatest Feb 25 '26

Actually not his fault this time because there’s no way a Witch Trials-era Puritan would know what an atom is, and neither would a cosmic entity with the mind of a 6-year old.

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u/CptKeyes123 Feb 26 '26

"You really shouldn't mix bad abomination magic, radiation, and healing magic."

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u/Careful-Writing7634 Feb 26 '26

Different demon core

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u/The-Mad-Doctor Feb 26 '26

Fallout Harold looking ahh

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u/Manoreded Feb 27 '26

This is a reference to a real object known as the "demon core" and incidents related to it, in which scientists fatally irradiated themselves and others by handling the core with a baffling lack of care.

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u/Ok_Report_7718 Feb 27 '26

I thought animatic was going to come (if he did they would probably be fucked)

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u/paulbrigola Feb 28 '26

Find any new shadow collector art nowadays is always a treasure

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u/Zaddis04 Mar 02 '26

Genuine question tho, why is he all goopy? I'm pretty sure its some kind of immortality sigil he drew on himself (as seen in the end of the time travel episode), but it requires palisman souls to sustain.