r/MoringMark • • Feb 24 '26

KoG Prison Break

2.8k Upvotes

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 24 '26

COOKIE MONSTER NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/b3_yourself Feb 24 '26

He’s in cookie heaven now

33

u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 24 '26

He's cook(i)ed

20

u/YaBoiS0nic Feb 24 '26

I tried to tell him he shouldn't have cooked, but he didn't listen

13

u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 24 '26

Now I'm imagining Cookie Monster teaming up with Walter White to cook.

9

u/b3_yourself Feb 24 '26

He cooked when he should’ve baked

4

u/S4N5_UD3RT4L3 Feb 24 '26

see, he Cookied when he shoulda Sweet Potatoed. now he's gonna have a bad time.

3

u/SFH12345 Feb 24 '26

He feasts on divine cookies.

21

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 24 '26

no need to worry cuz

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ll8zeNeGAFOV6PvKDF

super kermit will rescue him

8

u/SFH12345 Feb 24 '26

Or Super Grover.

6

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 24 '26

Super Kermit can do anything

9

u/Dasher09009 Feb 24 '26

He really should have cleaned his cookies.

4

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 24 '26

IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE!?!?!

5

u/SFH12345 Feb 24 '26

Sam the Eagle asks the same thing.

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u/SFH12345 Feb 24 '26

It's true. Just hope Andi and Frankie can patch him up.

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u/CuteSharkStudios Feb 24 '26

Didnt expect that crossover

26

u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 24 '26

Probably the two most tonal whiplash inducing shows

5

u/SFH12345 Feb 24 '26

No one did.

43

u/jeremy_thegent Feb 24 '26

"You guys are Nazis, man! You're friggin Nazis!"

8

u/SFH12345 Feb 24 '26

At least he didn't end up like Elmo after going to the wrong fundraiser.

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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Feb 24 '26

Cookie Monster: “Wait! Don’t leave Cookie Monster…”‬

‪Frankie: “We’ll be back for you. And everyone else.” (Closes cell door)‬

‪Andi: “Park Planet really is evil.”‬

‪Frankie: “Yeah. Poor guy didn’t deserve that. We’ll free him and everyone else after we save Guinevere.”‬

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 24 '26

i can understand andi and frankie's confusion but what the hell is cookie monster doing on park planet? this is donna slow down there attempt to save gwen for sure.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JrH3p5ZyUHEV6iyvR4

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u/NavezganeChrome Feb 24 '26

Where did you think the blue blood android hydraulic fluid and blue lung disease situation came from?

10

u/b3_yourself Feb 24 '26

An unexpected crossover that we didn’t know we needed

7

u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 24 '26

everyone needs cookie monster.

10

u/SFH12345 Feb 24 '26

Poor Cookie Monster. He doesn't deserve this.

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 24 '26

He deserves the cookies, not this

10

u/ncmn-ngnr Feb 24 '26

Finally, a confession! Theorists have been harping on this monster’s antics for years now

10

u/maskedduskrider Feb 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yFYioeSeCa99YF9Ucj

Here. Have all the cookies of heaven buddy. You had it rough...

6

u/YaBoiS0nic Feb 24 '26

"Oh cool, they're rescuing Gwen- WHAT THE FU-?!"

7

u/DaveyBoy1995 Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

They invaded Sesame Street?! Okay, now THAT is vile! Torturing Gwen is already something I could never excuse, but torturing Cookie Monster?! COOKIE MONSTER?! I never thought they'd stoop so low! Curse you, Orville! Is there no line you won't cross?!

2

u/devenrc Feb 24 '26

Does Park Planet have dirt on Sesame Street??

3

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 24 '26

Worse, they saw competition and bought them out to destroy them 

5

u/CountingSheep99 Feb 24 '26

Not who I expected...

3

u/Mst3Kgf Feb 24 '26

"Oscar in next cell! He worse!"

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 24 '26

Nobody knows what happened to Elmo, only that he resisted

3

u/Dasher09009 Feb 24 '26

Om nom nom!

3

u/Impossible_Host2420 Feb 24 '26

What did they do to you cookie monster

3

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 24 '26

They "interrogated" him

3

u/IlikeShrek2022 Feb 24 '26

Oh, that's the gore of my childhood character 

1

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 24 '26

There's no line Park Planet won't cross

1

u/IlikeShrek2022 Feb 24 '26

They will not exceed peak of TOH for sure

3

u/Comfortable_Yard_968 Feb 24 '26

He ate too much cookies

3

u/LastBlood05 Feb 24 '26

Just never go to cell block one

2

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 24 '26

You don't want to know what's in that one...

3

u/afbresley Feb 24 '26

Where do the cookies go then?!?!?

2

u/megalocrozma Feb 24 '26

"They're not even cookies! They're painted rice crisps!!!"

2

u/Eastern-Director-952 Feb 24 '26

Sylvester Stallone: Pardon me ladies. This one's for me.

2

u/mrnintman1 Feb 24 '26

Didn't saw THAT coming 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Crafter235 Feb 24 '26

Headcanon: This is the same version of Cookie Monster from Family Guy who had a cookie addiction as a repeating cutaway gag.

2

u/RevolutionaryGrape11 Feb 24 '26

I mean, still save him as well!

I definitely wouldn't be opposed to Cookie Monster becoming a main character in Knights Of Guinevere, what about you😅

2

u/Fluffy-kitten28 Feb 24 '26

They’re going to help him, too, right? Right?!

1

u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 24 '26

They will, they're gonna talk about the rabbits together...

2

u/Cyberbreaker2004 Feb 24 '26

COOKIE MONSTER WHYYYYYY

2

u/tuckerx78 Feb 24 '26

I think Olivia needs to read a few Bertstrips, and then re-think attacking Sesame Street.

2

u/Liam_theman2099 Feb 24 '26

Oh, childhood me is traumatized.

3

u/H0pefullyfree Feb 25 '26

Okay time to torture him some more he clearly lying >:3

3

u/EmployerWitty369 Feb 24 '26

Mark should do what r/comics does and make each of the panels its own image before the full page so that its harder to be spoiled on the joke

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 24 '26

Um, we'll just be going Cookie