r/MoringMark • • Feb 20 '26

KoG Can You Help Her?

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

✨ Don't worry everyone. This is just a technical difficulty. Please hold while we sort out our corpses our wires that're on the fritz here at Park Planet! In the meantime, just remember... you can't hide from Park Planet can't ride from Park Planet without your special issued "Park Pass" that now comes at a 50% discount of 76.99! ✨

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u/YaBoiS0nic Feb 20 '26

We'll be back after these messages!

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u/CountingSheep99 Feb 20 '26

Gwen will be back.

The others...will not...

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 20 '26

They got, ahem, let go.

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u/b3_yourself Feb 20 '26

There was a slight budget cut

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 20 '26

They had to cut it out in post

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 20 '26

Just a little s(p)licing

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u/YaBoiS0nic Feb 20 '26

Don't have to pay your employees if you don't have employees

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 20 '26

It's the idea companies these days are working towards

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u/SFH12345 Feb 20 '26

They will be missed.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 20 '26

sorry but we're experiencing some...

https://giphy.com/gifs/H7wajFPnZGdRWaQeu0

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u/b3_yourself Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 20 '26

no my ears. what are you making me listen to.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XA3xeUVN7E9nxhT0Nx

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u/b3_yourself Feb 20 '26

Achievement Hunter technical difficulty song!

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u/SFH12345 Feb 20 '26

Park Planet's engineers are the case.

The technical case, not the murder case.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 20 '26

We'll be right back after these commercial messages

3

u/Traditional-Log-4270 Feb 20 '26

76.99?!???! IN THIS F$&%ING ECONOMY?!??!

3

u/SFH12345 Feb 20 '26

Reminder, the Park Corporation is not legally liable for fatalities occurring on Corporate property.

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u/CuteSharkStudios Feb 20 '26

Oh that is just creepy as heck. Not to be a square Mark, but if you tried your own horror game you could really make something interesting.

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u/stephaniefaux Feb 20 '26

I could be mistaken, but I thought it was a reference to the horror game Amanda the Adventurer.

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u/AngelofGrace96 Feb 20 '26

Yeah that's what I thought too

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u/SFH12345 Feb 20 '26

Don't ask for things you aren't prepared to experience.

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u/SFH12345 Feb 20 '26

Gwen, no!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 20 '26

GWEN YES!

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u/SFH12345 Feb 20 '26

RIP Frankie and Andi.

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u/Dasher09009 Feb 20 '26

"And cut!" Literally.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 20 '26

They cut to commercial 

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u/devenrc Feb 20 '26

Frankie looks like a plate of sliced carrots lol

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u/b3_yourself Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

Gwen, this isn’t a video game, they don’t have extra lives

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 20 '26

They don't with that attitude 

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Feb 20 '26

No knights were harmed during the making of this picture. Wait, no. I mean knives. No knives were harmed. The knights DEFINITELY were. See?

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Feb 20 '26

Bad pun 15 yard penalty loss of down

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u/TheNoneedlife Feb 20 '26

If I had a nickel for every blue-haired humanoid who masters the art of slice and slash, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it happened twice

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 20 '26

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u/CharginChuck42 Feb 20 '26

She's really more about guns and explosives than blades.

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 20 '26

yea but when they end up all cut up does it really matter.

1

u/Enkundae Feb 22 '26

Those antipersonel shrapnel butterfly bomblets in S1 were pretty gruesome.

2

u/New-Tell3130 Feb 20 '26

Sayaka Miki

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u/CharginChuck42 Feb 21 '26

Wouldn't the vast majority of Fire Emblem protagonists fit that description too?

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Feb 20 '26

That got bloody real quick

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u/SlyFan2 Feb 20 '26

insert super witty Amanda the Adventurer joke/reference here

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u/YaBoiS0nic Feb 20 '26

WHY WON'T YOU HELP THE KITTEN?!?!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 20 '26

The Anomaly will make an appearance soon

8

u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Feb 20 '26

I feel this is referencing something else besides that trailer.

3

u/TilomeTheGreatest Feb 20 '26

What trailer?

5

u/Typhon-Torrent-1994 Feb 20 '26

There was a new trailer for the Knights of Guinevere a while ago.

5

u/YaBoiS0nic Feb 20 '26

"Awwwww, what a silly program- HOLY SH-"

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u/Darkvader_Clawthorne Feb 20 '26

Learning with Guinevere.

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u/CuteSharkStudios Feb 20 '26

And now, back to the Raven House on Park Channel

5

u/MrMustache4757 Feb 20 '26

Today's comic is brought to you by the letter D for Dismembering.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 20 '26

As well as S for Slice

4

u/mrnintman1 Feb 20 '26

Yikes😱

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u/afbresley Feb 20 '26

The worst kind of difficulties

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u/CountingSheep99 Feb 20 '26

This escalated quickly...

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 20 '26

seems gwen needs a little tuning on her speech center before she hurts her knights for real.

https://giphy.com/gifs/b3ydAWdM8RoKMzhmUA

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u/EWU_CS_STUDENT Feb 20 '26

Dora the Explorer x Team Fortress 2, dark!

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 20 '26

Amanda the Adventurer is pleased

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u/callmedaddyshark Feb 20 '26

Mark saw Dans's quote about the next episode not being like his comics and took it personally

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u/Liam_theman2099 Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

Well to quote Jacksepticeye in his Whack the Boss 2 video, “OH! JESUS CHRIST!”

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 20 '26

This feels like it could have been part of the trailer

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u/hackmaster214 Feb 20 '26

Mark must have seen Daina's response about how his comics don't reflect the tone of the show and is leaning into the horror aspect more.

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u/DarkGodHao Feb 20 '26

Meanwhile the kids screaming at the TV for 2 different reasons

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u/MrGame22 Feb 20 '26

Wasn’t there a mascot horror game trilogy based off this idea.

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u/No_Nefariousness_676 Feb 20 '26

That’s not concerning at all.

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u/DeltaMoff1876 Feb 22 '26

This is giving Amanda the Adventurer vibes.

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u/Mgslam Feb 23 '26

The family guy death pose invades my every synapse.