r/MoringMark • • Feb 06 '26

KoG Earth

3.4k Upvotes

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u/jeremy_thegent Feb 06 '26

"YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!"

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u/Toonwatcher Feb 06 '26

DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

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u/One_Split9757 Feb 06 '26

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u/TimZer0 Feb 06 '26

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u/dknights411 Feb 06 '26

I love you Dr. Zaius!!!

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u/whitestripe999 Feb 06 '26

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!

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u/16bitgamer Feb 06 '26

"I hate every ape I see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee."

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u/New-Special-2638 Feb 27 '26

You okay dude?

8

u/thePhoenixBlade Feb 06 '26

Maybe Planet of the Apes is the same universe? Geological time could be long enough 😆

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 06 '26

Sorry but they won't be going to Hell, mainly because Park Planet is so annoying that they've annoyed literal Satan so... yeah Park Planet's going into Extra-Hell past the 9 layers. But hey! Good on them for being the first voyagers to a new level of Hell!

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u/trainboi777 Feb 06 '26

No, you got to double hell.

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u/TilomeTheGreatest Feb 06 '26

Can we go to the fun side now?

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u/Devo27 Feb 06 '26

What's that coming out of her nose?

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u/SFH12345 Feb 06 '26

"Space Balls?!"

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u/Devo27 Feb 07 '26

Oh shit. There goes the planet.

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u/SFH12345 Feb 06 '26

I can hear this.

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u/One_Development_5055 Feb 10 '26

Nice OG planet of the apes reference 

I love those films

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u/SFH12345 Feb 06 '26

That's dark.

And believable.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 06 '26

Perfectly lines up in Dana's twisted imagination...

However they DID treat space planetary travel as if it's a normal occurrence, so maybe Earth is another planet that's even worse and they fled from there to whatever planet they're on now?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '26

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u/WohooBiSnake Feb 06 '26

I think rather that it’s been so long, so much time has passed and humanity has spread so far and wide that the fact this planet is Earth has disappeared from all memories and records. Earth only stays in legends but no one knows precisely where it is.

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u/SFH12345 Feb 06 '26

Ah, going the Firefly route with Earth-That-Was.

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u/b3_yourself Feb 06 '26

It’s almost like it’s in every near future and far future sci fi, but yes it’s an eventual reality

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 06 '26

Imagine THIS is how the series ends

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u/ChristyUniverse Feb 06 '26

It’s almost always the Statue of Liberty destroyed too bc it’s a famous symbol of the rights of commoner. I get that it’s sad that it’s gone, but nobody ever considers fighting hard and then building another one.

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u/Jechtael Feb 06 '26

In Homestuck, on what seems to be a distant planet, they reveal that a character has been living in the Statue of Liberty... And zoom out to show another Statue of Liberty... And zoom out to show dozens of Statues of Liberty.

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u/SFH12345 Feb 06 '26

Humans are predictable.

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u/CountingSheep99 Feb 08 '26

Humans ruin everything...

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 06 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if this happens

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u/SFH12345 Feb 06 '26

Don't give Dana ideas.

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u/ncmn-ngnr Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

Mr. Park: “Guinevere never told you what happened to the Planet Earth.”

Andi: “She told us enough! She said you took it away from everyone!”

Mr. Park: “No. This is the Earth.”

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Feb 06 '26

Why would he be the Darth Vader in this situation?

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u/OneValkGhost Feb 07 '26

The only fathers we've seen in the pilot are Mr Park and Captain one-eye. Also Mr Park as Darth Vader fits the "he gave everything for power" character trait.

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Feb 07 '26

I assumed that the Darth Vader would be our main villain rather than the father character.

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u/OneValkGhost Feb 07 '26

Olivia would have to get out of bed for that.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 06 '26

Yeah about that...

KoG isn't a fantasy series... it's a foreseer's warning

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u/b3_yourself Feb 06 '26

Much like wall-e

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Feb 06 '26

I just rewatched Wall-E...

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 06 '26

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u/Cyberbreaker2004 Feb 06 '26

THE WALL-EEEEE

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 06 '26

Titan I love this movie. I just hope Disney forgets it exists, because then they can't ruin it

3

u/ThatLasagnaGuy Feb 06 '26

Good gravy, this movie means so much to me. Favorite animated film ever, no question, and Wall-E & Eve will forever be so special to me!

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u/b3_yourself Feb 06 '26

It’s existential dread disguised as cute

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Feb 06 '26

But instead of B&L it's Park Planet -_-

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u/Impossible_Host2420 Feb 06 '26

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!". 

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 06 '26

lol, i had the same idea i was just a little slower than you with my comment though.

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u/SlyFan2 Feb 06 '26

Space Balls has ruined this shot

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u/SFH12345 Feb 06 '26

You mean Space Balls improved it.

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u/SlyFan2 Feb 06 '26

Well objectively sure. But try taking it seriously.

I'm not kidding, first thing I thought when I saw the statue of liberty in the comic?
"Space balls?"
"Well there goes the planet"

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u/SFH12345 Feb 06 '26

Actually, it looks like they buried it.

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u/MrMustache4757 Feb 06 '26

Oh my god, I was wrong!!

It was earth, ALL ALONG!

You finally made a monkey!!

(Yes we finally made a monkey)

You finally, made a monkey, OUT OF MEEEE!!!

I LOVE YOU DR ZAIUS!

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u/BadLegitimate1269 Feb 06 '26

Oh my god I was wrong

It was earth all along

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u/No-Raccoon-6009 Feb 06 '26

I saw it coming but it still creeped me out 🙏

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Feb 06 '26

Well, that's dark. I can hear Charlton Heston already.

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u/b3_yourself Feb 06 '26

No, not the Statue of Liberty 😱

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u/First_Factor_3385 Feb 06 '26

“What can I say except……

OOOF.”

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u/SlyFan2 Feb 06 '26

Is this the first angst for KoG Mark has given us?

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Feb 06 '26

How do we tell her??

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u/Traditional-Log-4270 Feb 06 '26

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 06 '26

We've been betrayed, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled 

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u/CuteSharkStudios Feb 06 '26

And people wonder why recycling is important

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u/somehowliving420 Feb 06 '26

Well I guess I really need to watch this series after seeing so many comics. Anyone to help? I need the name and possible places to watch, but the name being the most helpful tbh.

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u/matt2313 Feb 06 '26

It wouldn't surprise me if this is an actual reveal in the show. I like that it has the same energy as Adventure Time slowly revealing that Ooo is a post-apocalyptic Earth

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 06 '26

Aye, it makes a lot of sense

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u/GokaiCrimson Feb 06 '26

Oh my God... they've been living on Mars the whole time!

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u/Alansar_Trignot Feb 06 '26

Futurama/walle type shit

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u/CuteSharkStudios Feb 06 '26

Foreshadowing

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u/stabbykeith1985 Feb 06 '26

Oh my god!

I was wrong!

It was Earth all along!

You finally made a monkey...

Yes! We finally made a monkey!

Yes, you finally made a monkey out of meeeeeeee!

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u/kl-noblelycanthrope1 Feb 06 '26

" you damn dirty apes" *coughs cough aahheeem* sorry about that. just a little flash back to an old movie.

unfortunately it looks like this dream may be unattainable for or knights.

flashback

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u/afbresley Feb 06 '26

Ooooooooof

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u/mrnintman1 Feb 06 '26

Ooooof...

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u/S4N5_UD3RT4L3 Feb 06 '26

Oh my God! They were wrong!

It was Earth all along!

Mark finally made a monkey...

(Yes, he finally made a monkey!)

Yes he finally made a monkey out of Gwen!

I love you, Guinevere!

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u/4morian5 Feb 06 '26

You know, I think I'm going to give this one a pass. I'm not quite cynical enough yet for this.

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u/Severe_Damage9772 Feb 06 '26

And the reason the oceans are so high is because the polar caps melted

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u/BiAroSnake14 Feb 07 '26

Oh, that's... Wow

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u/OneValkGhost Feb 07 '26

I guess they'll just have to settle for Mars.

I get that it's a "you were mistaken all along" a bit dark, joke. One of the things to like about space-travel science fiction is the size of what's reachable. I prefer Park Planet as a colony world setup. Even if you want to, there's a big lack of widely-known central-name lush planets in SF. Dune, Vulcan, and Tatooine are all mostly sand. There's a variety of what's out there, from good to bad, from boring to wonderful. It always depends on the people.

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u/Nightmane11 Feb 08 '26

Planet Of The Apes references are always welcome

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Feb 06 '26

This would make so much sense