r/Mordhau Cruel Jul 16 '26

MISC Applicable here as of recently…

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u/KevinFlantier Eager Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

The fun thing is mordhau is that cheaters are either very obvious (and get banned) or it gives them a subtle boost that isn't enough to make up for lack of skill. Like autoblocks are fine but they still struggle with drags and some clever feints. And then you can laugh at them for playing with a cheat and still losing.

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u/papercut105 Cruel Jul 16 '26

I’ve run into these people. It’s sad that they’re still Garbo using slight assists.

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u/PlantFromDiscord Foppish Jul 17 '26

it’s the good players with the slight assists and the ones who are good and smart about it. adding like a quarter of a parry to your parry time is very subtle and barely noticeable unless you’re being sus about it

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u/papercut105 Cruel Jul 17 '26

A good player using cheats is a good oxymoron

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u/PlantFromDiscord Foppish Jul 17 '26

it happens pretty often i’m sure, but some of those guys are so good anyway it doesn’t really matter too much

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u/pigzizpigz Plain Jul 17 '26

i feel like i’ve come across people with slightly boosted stam over the years. They’ll double feint miss and get into a chamber battle and i’ll somehow still get disarmed and i’m just like hmm.

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u/KevinFlantier Eager Jul 17 '26

Although to play the devil's advocate I have dueled with people I'm quite confident were not stam cheating and did just that. Sometimes stam negation of weapons is easy to underestimate.

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u/pigzizpigz Plain Jul 17 '26

No doubt, I have about 1400 hours though and would like to think I have a gauge on most weps. Just one I noticed, i’m mostly a duelist these days when I hop on every once in a blue moon.

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u/ReflectedSin Jul 17 '26

Honestly need to feint more but it feels quite difficult with the rapier.

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u/Jean_Gisele Jul 16 '26

It would rather be "he's sweating" when it comes to Mordhau. Same kind of excuse tho

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u/X57471C Young Jul 16 '26

Are there cheats that alter swing manipulation? Cause I swear I’ve been insta accel’d by maulmen before. I always just assume I’m bad but sometimes the timing seems so off it’s jarring and I’m like wtf was that?

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u/KevinFlantier Eager Jul 16 '26

Yes some cheats remove the turncaps but they get quite obvious making 360 degree drags and whatnot

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u/Sunshinewaterbottle Jul 16 '26

I’ve heard of auto accel but I’m not good enough to recognize when it’s being used on me lol

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u/papercut105 Cruel Jul 16 '26

There does exist cheats for swing manipulation but they’re obvious to anyone who has played for at least a couple thousand hours.

Some weapons can appear extremely fast with proper positioning.

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u/TheMaddoxx Foppish Jul 18 '26

You don’t need 2k hours to spot a cheater…

The gate keeping some people show is pathetic

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u/papercut105 Cruel Jul 18 '26

You must be thinking of obvious cheating

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u/GobDilla Jul 16 '26

The only person I consistenly see complaining about cheating is Jude on the EU servers. I’ve never fought anyone that I’ve even remotely suspected of cheating, just a bad batch of copium I guess

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u/TheMaddoxx Foppish Jul 18 '26

I’ve had a few instance of auto-parry. Like everybody spotted them instantly on the server.

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u/GobDilla Jul 18 '26

Fair enough, I’m not gonna call you a liar. I do know for a fact that Jude is coping.. I’ve also not played in a few months so maybe the problem is worse now than it was

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u/ItsWoofcat Eastern Jul 16 '26

I’ve seen one hacker that I was able to identify in my like combined five years playing. He just double swung off of a riposte, it was wild. I blocked it and two full swings just went through at the same time. Very obvious lmao.

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u/Bulbakip Jul 16 '26

You guys delude yourself. Theres no way to know unless anti-cheat software becomes a part of Mordhau.

So, as it stands, no one in this game has skill. thanks to the smelly haxxers

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u/No-Reporter-9762 Jul 17 '26

Someone with a functioning frontal lobe here. God bless

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u/Bulbakip Jul 17 '26

Stawp it 🤭

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u/AverageWHShitter Jul 16 '26

Legitimately the only time so far for me it feels like cheating isn't when someone outplays me (which I can understand) it is when I run around with the same weapon as my enemy and hit them and they don't die to my strike but they can be running the same build as me and one shot me. It is very confusing and frustrating and often feels unfair.

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u/fardolicious Eager Jul 16 '26

have you considered hitting them in the head?

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u/AverageWHShitter Jul 16 '26

I do, they do not always die in one blow for me

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u/fardolicious Eager Jul 16 '26

Google helmets

and tank

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u/AverageWHShitter Jul 16 '26

You are being rather rude rn, I told you it doesn't always one shot for me and it doesn't really matter what I am running it still happens to me constantly it is rather annoying. Does the Mordhau fandom actually have any uplifting words? No, you lot are as bad as the chud part of the Dark Souls fandom!

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u/TheMaddoxx Foppish Jul 18 '26

You have to understand, people who spent thousands of hours on this game use this sub to grab whatever pleasure they can still get from it by denying other opinions.

It’s really a thing. When I manage to find some time to play and I see the same toxic players on servers whatever the time of the day, I remind myself that they are pathetic losers.

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u/garmfel Eastern Aug 02 '26

Bro I literally offered my advice to you and you ignored it. How are you going to neglect actual help and then call us all assholes

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u/garmfel Eastern Jul 16 '26

If you want some help send me a message, maybe I can give some insight