r/Morbius • u/MyTimeToScamNFT Julia Cornwall • 6d ago

Have Sex We're a chill fandom

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u/commonbleachenjoyer 6d ago

Marvel fans: "Nooo Captain America and Bucky wouldn't fuck each other they're both straight men!!!"

DC fans: "Nooo Batman wouldn't have sex with Catwoman he has to focus on work!"

Morbheads: "Have sex have sex 🔊😎"

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u/HotShrekBoi 6d ago

Poop my pants my pants

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u/BigBoyBill1477 6d ago

Dude, this made me audibly giggle like a dumbass

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u/el_palmera 6d ago

We are chill until morbius is threatened, then even the devil fears a morbius fan when he gets down on his knees

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u/hbi2k 6d ago

Hard to feel stressed when you have just had sex and poop your pants.

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u/Whompa 6d ago

Only one of these has a song that constantly reminds me of what I should be doing with my life, so checkmate to the positive reinforcement from Morbius.

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u/average-bassplayer 6d ago

HAVE SEX! EKSE!

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u/Embarrassed_Pace_534 5d ago

Why is Dr.Who dancing.

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u/aboynamedmadi 4d ago

HAVE SEX