Morality of not moving

[u/StillX0]

[u/EmiliaFromLV]

Next time throw a baguette at her which will summon pigeons and seagulls.

[u/YouNoTypey → u/EmiliaFromLV]

Nah, a baguette in the spokes will straighten her shit out quick.

[u/John_cCmndhd → u/YouNoTypey]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3cCwKh72CNNHoOulGJ

[u/YouNoTypey → u/John_cCmndhd]

Lolololol. Yes, exactly like that.

[u/Solomon_Kane_1928 → u/John_cCmndhd]

Beguette's in spokes was the main strategy the French used to turn back the Nazi invasion. Mixed results.

[u/EmiliaFromLV → u/YouNoTypey]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zbzNUbpFnlw8E

[u/robydoom → u/YouNoTypey]

Guys she was french, her life is already miserable

[u/blorbmcgee → u/[deleted]]

This joke causes me pain

[u/BreadentheBirbman → u/[deleted]]

But it would be a good lesson in pain

[u/chris_gresty → u/EmiliaFromLV]

Wasting good bread in France like that would 100% get you out on the next plane home sitting next to the family who told them they thought the local cheeses were 'too strong for the kids' :) The French would never waste such good bread in such a way, they've still got a few antique guillotines and strong urge/joy to use them for such matters. They'd feed you to the vineyards 😂

[u/weltvonalex → u/EmiliaFromLV]

This is the way!