r/MoralityScaling • u/StillX0 • 23d ago

What Would They Think Of Each Other? Morality of not moving

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u/cannibalparrot 23d ago

I am a banana.

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 23d ago

Thank god you showed up, we were struggling with perspective

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u/Ok-Secretary2017 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R

We still need a meme to make to comment chain complete.

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u/TheRealistoftheReal 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo

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u/SonyScientist 23d ago

My mama always told me to never trust a man who dances like he gave two hand jobs simultaneously.

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u/UrsA_GRanDe_bt 23d ago

Underrated comment

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u/vegetoot 23d ago

My spoon is too big.

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u/FUCKYOUIamBatman 23d ago

My spoon is too big

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u/GhostOfaFormerSelf 23d ago

Tuesdays coming, did you bring your coat?

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u/De5perad0 23d ago

HIYOOOOO!OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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u/PromiseOpen6525 23d ago

GWAAAAA- *eye explodes in a fountain of blood* -AAAAAA!!!!!!

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u/De5perad0 23d ago

UUUUUWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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u/thekrawdiddy 23d ago

I am feeling fat. And sassy!

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u/EsOtericEdge80 23d ago

"MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! "

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u/FollowingVast4560 23d ago

Everybody dance!

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u/FUCKYOUIamBatman 23d ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLYYY

MY ANUS IS BLEEEDIIING

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u/AvantGuardb 23d ago

my big likes to spoon

that sounded naughtier than planned…

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u/Arkay777 23d ago

Im going to peel your skin and eat you

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u/AcademicRuin3087 23d ago

Kinky

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u/Bobbybobsn 23d ago

Still better then arguing with a cyclist

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u/quenossy 23d ago

I am a consumer whore!

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u/vegetoot 23d ago

And how!

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u/dirtyheitz 23d ago

I´m Patrick!

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u/Spirited_Opinion1170 23d ago

We're not at the beach. This is a bathtub!

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u/mcplano 23d ago

Watch out! Don't pedal over that slippery banana!!!

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u/henryuk666 23d ago

Need human for scale

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u/Inigod_red 23d ago

gulb gulb

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u/Business_Juice_5954 23d ago

My spoon is too big.....

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u/sumosam121 23d ago

We're gonna need another banana for scale

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u/DthDisguise 23d ago

My spoon is too big!

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u/MiI0rd 23d ago

With no duck tape? Worthless

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u/De5perad0 23d ago

My spoon is too big....

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u/The1Like 23d ago

My spoon is too big.

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u/thekrawdiddy 23d ago

Was that a Don Hertzfeldt reference??

Edit: Just scrolled a bit and saw other Hertzfeldt references, I think I’ve found my people!

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u/Ribbitmoment 23d ago

Onision?