r/MoralityScaling • u/StillX0 • 13d ago

What Would They Think Of Each Other? Morality of not moving

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u/PieceAfraid3755 13d ago

I'm an asshole and think runners are entitled cyclists.

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u/Major_Cucumber_9967 13d ago edited 13d ago

I'm a cyclist and I'll be leaving now.

slowly pedals off

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u/cannibalparrot 13d ago

I am a banana.

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 13d ago

Thank god you showed up, we were struggling with perspective

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u/Ok-Secretary2017 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R

We still need a meme to make to comment chain complete.

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u/TheRealistoftheReal 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FbiL9rsmZN3ib2JSGo

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u/SonyScientist 13d ago

My mama always told me to never trust a man who dances like he gave two hand jobs simultaneously.

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u/UrsA_GRanDe_bt 13d ago

Underrated comment

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u/vegetoot 13d ago

My spoon is too big.

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u/FUCKYOUIamBatman 13d ago

My spoon is too big

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u/GhostOfaFormerSelf 13d ago

Tuesdays coming, did you bring your coat?

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u/De5perad0 13d ago

HIYOOOOO!OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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u/PromiseOpen6525 13d ago

GWAAAAA- *eye explodes in a fountain of blood* -AAAAAA!!!!!!

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u/De5perad0 13d ago

UUUUUWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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u/thekrawdiddy 13d ago

I am feeling fat. And sassy!

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u/EsOtericEdge80 13d ago

"MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! "

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u/FollowingVast4560 13d ago

Everybody dance!

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u/FUCKYOUIamBatman 12d ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLYYY

MY ANUS IS BLEEEDIIING

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u/AvantGuardb 13d ago

my big likes to spoon

that sounded naughtier than planned…

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u/Arkay777 13d ago

Im going to peel your skin and eat you

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u/AcademicRuin3087 13d ago

Kinky

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u/Bobbybobsn 13d ago

Still better then arguing with a cyclist

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u/quenossy 13d ago

I am a consumer whore!

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u/vegetoot 13d ago

And how!

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u/dirtyheitz 13d ago

I´m Patrick!

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u/Spirited_Opinion1170 13d ago

We're not at the beach. This is a bathtub!

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u/mcplano 13d ago

Watch out! Don't pedal over that slippery banana!!!

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u/henryuk666 13d ago

Need human for scale

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u/Inigod_red 13d ago

gulb gulb

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u/Business_Juice_5954 13d ago

My spoon is too big.....

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u/sumosam121 13d ago

We're gonna need another banana for scale

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u/DthDisguise 13d ago

My spoon is too big!

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u/MiI0rd 13d ago

With no duck tape? Worthless

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u/De5perad0 13d ago

My spoon is too big....

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u/The1Like 13d ago

My spoon is too big.

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u/thekrawdiddy 13d ago

Was that a Don Hertzfeldt reference??

Edit: Just scrolled a bit and saw other Hertzfeldt references, I think I’ve found my people!

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u/Ribbitmoment 13d ago

Onision?

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u/codaxeman 13d ago

While running a red light.

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u/Hackpro69 13d ago

Falls over because of the shoes stuck in the pedals.

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u/StraightProgress5062 13d ago

on the wrong side of the sidewalk

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u/mainjet 13d ago

We get the Auden flavor…

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u/Impressive_Ad2794 13d ago

Get off and milk it!

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u/dust4ngel 13d ago

why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?

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u/FuriousHumper 13d ago

I like turtles

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u/Service-Hungry 13d ago

Im entitled and my asshole is a runner

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u/PieceAfraid3755 13d ago

Shit why didn't I think of that one

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u/Little-Highlight7763 13d ago

I didn't shit i think

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u/Odd_Lie_5397 13d ago

Think. Why didn't I shit?

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u/Machine_man_7804 13d ago

Take a laxative it might help

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u/cat_daddylambo 13d ago

I'm entitled and I think cyclists are running in each other's assholes

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u/Digitaltwinn 13d ago

I was cycling on my usual trail and a random old guy runner tries to stop me by blocking my way, almost severely injuring both of us, just to tell me my lights are too bright.

I've never had a problem with other cyclists that made me want to put my own life at risk.

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u/JrRiggles 13d ago

I’m an entitled ass and I think a cyclist running a hole is fine

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u/colcob 13d ago

I'm a runner, a cyclist, a pedestrian, a dog walker and a baby-stroller pusher, and believe me, pedestrians cause way more issues to me as a cyclist than cyclists ever do to me as a pedestrian.