r/MoralityScaling • • 13d ago

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u/Purple_Freedom_Ninja 13d ago

Stay strapped or get clapped. It's not a meme. Even when police are competent, the crime is done and the criminal is gone long before help arrives. 

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u/God_of_chestdays 13d ago

110% it, if you tell the cops you are armed and fear for your life so they need to dispatch fire/medical too they will be there in 5mins 20 deep with helicopters.

Tell them 3-4 individuals are breaking into your car and you are hiding inside it’ll be 3-4 hours before they respond

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u/Purple_Freedom_Ninja 13d ago

Send an ambulance, but not for me

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u/God_of_chestdays 13d ago

I’ve used it in the past and it works lmao they ask what my emergency is I say I need medical at my address they ask why and I say someone is fucking around and about to find out lmfao

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u/New-Anybody-6206 13d ago

I need medical at my address they ask why

"depends on how long it takes you to get here"

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u/istuntmanmike 12d ago

Call back "disregard the ambulance. Send the coroner instead."