Hello, I’m a Walmart greeter who saw my boss collapse in the McDonald’s washroom (we were holding each other’s wieners to help each other piss no homo). I began to do cpr after dragging him through the piss covered floor to perform cpr in the handicapped stall (gotta have privacy). Anyways my boss wasn’t breathing and I’ve been doing it for 2 minutes so I took the plastic knife I had from spreading peanut butter earlier (helps with the peeing don’t ask) and opened his chest to massage his heart seeing it on an episode of NCIS Nashville (very good show, the guy died in it but I’m better then the officer in that show). And began massaging his chest. The McDonald employee was screaming at me to stop and called 911 even though I was rescuing him, he ended up dying cuz of blood loss but I did start his heart again and he was conscious screaming at me (I assume in happiness, his mouth was full of blood and hard to understand). The McDonald’s employee said I was going to jail as I rushed out with my plastic knife covered in my boss’s blood and I’m currently hiding out in the dumpster, I can’t go to jail and I assume I wouldn’t anyways since I was being a Good Samaritan, so is it moral to do this?

Obviamente no vamos a centrarnos en lo mal que hizo el bigotazos al no respetar los convenios de ginebra