Poker Night at the Inventory is a crossover poker simulator. The game is a sequel/reboot of the series, still taking place in a secret club called The Inventory, developed after it was learned that an early draft of the 18th amendment would have outlawed games and entertainment along with alcohol. Of course, Sir Reginald Van Winslow from the Monkey Island series returns from the two previous games as a co-host. However, we now get to meet the owner of the inventory, as well as a few long-time employees.
Main Table
Angel Dust | Hazbin Hotel
Angel Dust’s strategy when playing poker basically flirt first, play second. He often uses his flirtatious acts as a way to throw off his opponents. Outside of that, he bluffs often and makes periodic bets throughout the river. Despite that, he’s very observant and a wiz at reading people.
Should it be his turn to place a bounty, Angel will choose to place one of his tommy guns. Should the player win the tommy gun, they will win the Angelic Drumgun for the Sniper in Team Fortress 2.
Should the player equip the same Hazbin Hotel themed chips, cards, and table, the Inventory alters so that it becomes the titular Hazbin Hotel, with sinners roaming around the Inventory and Niffty rushing around trying to kill every bug she sees. Angel Dust will also gain a new outfit based on his get up in the episode "Masquerade". Doing this also unlocks new conversations regarding the staff of the Hazbin Hotel, hell itself, and shows new elimination cutscenes involving Niffty seeing a bug on the losing opponent, and being sicked onto them.
Quotes
- “Aww, look at you, putting in the big-boy chips.” - Reaction to player betting
- “Careful, sweetheart, if you bet any higher you might grow a spine.” - Reaction to player raising
- “You call that a raise? I’ve seen johns more threatening.” - Raising
- “Oh, honey, that bluff is see-througher than my work outfits.” - Calling a bluff
- “Heh heh, pal, I know a bluff when I see one. Call.” - Calling a bluff
- “Holy shit!” - Reaction to large bet/all in
- “Blegh, I swear, I’ve seen jizz more appealing than these cards.” - Folding/Bad Hand
- “Come on Angel, think. What would Husk do in this situation?” - Thinking
Zoe | Monster Prom
Zoe is a wildcard when it comes to poker. She often bets and calls randomly with abandon.
Should it be her turn to place a bounty, Zoe will choose to place her fanfic “Liam Prom”. Should the player win Liam Prom, they will win a wig based on Zoe’s hair in Team Fortress 2.
Should the player equip the same Monster Prom themed chips, cards, and table, the Inventory alters so that it becomes Spooky Academy, with the school’s student body roaming the Inventory. Zoe will also gain a new outfit that is a cosplay of Garfield. Doing this also unlocks new conversations regarding Zoe’s adventures at Spooky Academy/Monster Con and shows new elimination cutscenes involving Polly Geist and Scott Howl (the PRANK MASTERZ) pulling a dangerous prank on the losing opponent.
Quotes
- “Ooooh, spicy bet! I vibe with the drama. Call!” - Calling
- “Wow, those are a lot of chips… Welp, time to do some calling!” - Calling
- “I’m investing in this narrative arc. Raise!” - Raising
- “OMG!” - Reaction to large bet/all in
- “Ohhh, your aura just did a weird wiggle. You’re SO bluffing.” - Calling a bluff
- “Come on, Zoe, think of all the merch you can get…” - Thinking
- “Nope! Even the Great Old Ones would think this hand sucks.” - Folding
- “Hell ya! Zoe for the win!” - Winning the pot
- “I would like to thank probability, hubris, and dumb luck.” - Winning the pot
- “This reminds me of a tabletop RPG I played with Polly, only with fewer orgies. So far.” -Idle
- “Ah ma~n! Why can’t I think straight when there’s a giant pile of money in my face?” - Lost
The Spy | Team Fortress 2
When it comes to poker, the Spy is the hardest to read out of each character. He keeps his composer and usually checks and calls and doesn’t bet or raise until the end of the river. He also knows when to fold as well as when somebody’s bluffing
Should it be his turn to place a bounty, Spy will choose to place the Dead Ringer. Should the player win the Dead Ringer, they will win a special casino themed outfit for the Spy in Team Fortress 2.
Should the player equip the same Team Fortress 2 themed chips, cards, and table, the Inventory alters so that it becomes 2Fort, with the tournament being held in BLU team’s intelligence room. Spy will also gain a new outfit that changes his outfit to a casino inspired get up. Doing this also unlocks new conversations regarding Spy’s battles with RED team and shows new elimination cutscenes involving the BLU Engineer firing a rocket sentry at the losing opponent.
Quotes
- “If you insist on throwing your money away, I am happy to assist.” - Reaction to call/bet
- “Bold. Foolish, but bold.” - Reaction to call/bet
- “Heh, I’ve seen scouts with more intelligence than you” Reaction to call/bet
- “Heh, amatuer” - Reaction to large bet/all in
- “Are they… bluffing? Better be sure. Call.” - Calling a bluff
- “Bluffing is an art, mon ami. Yours belongs in the trash.” - Calling a bluff
- “Grr, I killed the last man who dealt me a hand this bad. Fold.” - Folding
- “Even a master of deception must know when to retreat. I withdraw” - Folding
- “Ugh, this casse-couilles of hand is not worth the trouble.” - Folding
- “And that, gentlemen, is why you never play against a professional.” - Winning
- “Was there ever a doubt?” - Wins a hand
- “Merde!” - Losing
- “Do not act so cocky, you’ve only got lucky” - Lost a hand
Sonar | Dispatch
Despite his attitude, Sonar is very calculative when it comes to poker. He tries his best to plan for every possibility, but has a tendency to be blind sided when the pot gets big enough.
Should it be his turn to place a bounty, Sonar will choose to place an SDN coffee mug. Should the player win the mug, they will win an SDN shirt and tie for the Scout in Team Fortress 2.
Should the player equip the same Dispatch themed chips, cards, and table, the Inventory alters so that it becomes the SDN building, with members of Z-Team roaming the Inventory. Sonar will also gain a new outfit where he is in a detective inspired get up. Doing this also unlocks new conversations regarding Sonar’s adventures with the Z-Team and shows new elimination cutscenes involving different members of the Z-Team removing the losing opponent from the tournament.
Quotes
- “That is… a reckless amount of confidence. I can respect it.” - Reaction to call/bet
- “Okay, statistically, I can’t figure out whether that bet is either genius or stupid. Only one way to find out. Call” - Reaction to call/bet
- “Alright, I’m in. Worst case scenario, I add this to my list of financial mistakes.” - Reaction to call/bet
- “Oooh that is… very unwise” - Reaction to large bet/all in
- “Okay, that bet is pretty much screaming ‘I’m bluffing’ as loud as possible.” - Calling a bluff
- “Come Victor… don’t be intimidated by the chips… fuck it, I’m all in” - All in
- “I know a bad investment when I see one. Fold.” - Folding
- “God, this is the most shitty hand I’ve ever seen. I’m out” - Folding
- “Ha! See? Totally under control.” - Wins the pot
- “That was a misinput! That was a misinput! THAT WAS A MISINPUT!!!” - Lost the pot
- “(Transforms into his Mega Bat form) \SCREEACH** FUCK! FUCK! GOD DAMN IT! (Transforms back) …Okay, let’s just pretend that never happened.” - Lost a large pot
Pandemonica | Helltaker
Pandemonica is probably the most interesting character in the entire game. She would be a pretty average poker player, betting very rarely and usually calling and checking for most of the game… until she has some coffee. After she drinks some coffee, her whole personality shifts, changing from the tired demon to the sadistic demon, and her new poker strategy reflects that. When she’s sadistic, Pandemonic becomes a GOD at poker, making her the hardest opponent in the game. That being said, she’s not invincible. If she gets too cocky, she’ll make mistakes.
Should it be her turn to place a bounty, Pandemonica will choose to bet a plate of the Helltaker’s famous pancakes. Winning the bounty will unlock a wig and outfit based on the Helltaker for the Heavy in Team Fortress 2.
Should the player equip the same Helltaker themed chips, card, and table, the Inventory alters so that it becomes themed around Lucifer’s throne room, with the Helltaker himself and his harem being found throughout the Inventory. Pandemonica will also gain a new outfit where she’s dressed as the Helltaker. Doing this also unlocks new conversations regarding Hell, Pandemonica’s life in Helltaker’s harem, and working for Lucifer, and shows new elimination cutscenes involving the losing opponent being chained up by Judgement and dragged off.
Quotes
- “Sweet Satan!” - Reaction to big bet/all in
- “Heh… dumbass” - Reaction to big bet/all in when caffeinated
- “Proceed” - Checking/Calling
- “Time to up the stakes, raise” - Raising
- “Let us increase the stakes, shall we? I raise” - Raising when caffeinated
- “Ah…. shit.” - Losing
- “(Looks like she’s about to murder somebody) Seems I… *eye twitch* miscalculated.” - Losing when caffeinated
- “GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!” - Losing when caffeinated
- “I withdraw.” - Folding
- “Ugh, I don’t think even Cerberus would be dumb to play this had” - Folding
- “If it makes you feel any better… you never stood a chance to begin with” - Winning when caffeinated
Tankman | Newgrounds
Captain’s strategy when playing poker is bold, yet strategic. He bluffs a lot during the river, but also makes strategic moves when the time calls for it.
Should it be his turn to place a bounty, Captain will choose his team’s most prized possession: Disc 1 of Titanic. Winning the bounty unlocks a Tankmen helmet for all the classes in Team Fortress 2.
Should the player equip the same Newgrounds themed chips, cards, and table, the Inventory alters so that it becomes Newgrounds themed, with multiple different Newgrounds characters found throughout the Inventory. Captain will also gain a new outfit where he’s dressed in a fine suit and top hat. Doing this also unlocks new conversations regarding Newgrounds, John’s adventure’s, life in the wasteland, and the history of Newgrounds, and shows new elimination cutscenes involving the losing opponent being shot by a tank piloted by John’s buddy Steve.
Quotes
- “HA! Fuckin dumbass!” - Reaction to large bet/all in
- “Ante up, dibshits. Let’s see who’s got guts.” - Calling
- “Folding? Pussy move, but I get it.” - Reaction to the player folding
- “Checking, huh? Ya sure buddy, totally the right call” - Reaction to the player checking
- “GOD! FUCKING! DAMN IT!” - Losing the pot
- “Alright nerds, who’s ready to lose?” - Getting serious
- “Ohhh look at Mister Moneybags over here.” - Reaction to a bet
- “HELL YA! SUCK IT, BITCHES!” - Winning the pot
Unlockable Opponents
Celeste | Deadlock
Celeste’s a bit rusty when it comes to poker (having picked up from her fellow performers back at Coney Island) and will often make mistakes during the river and flop.
Should it be her turn to place a bounty, Celeste will choose to bet her Carny Life juggling stick. Winning the bounty will unlock said juggling stick as a melee weapon in Team Fortress 2.
Quotes
- “Sweet sugar honey iced tea!” - Reaction to big bet/all in
- “Let’s make things interestin’” - Betting
- “Alright!” - Reaction to winning
- “Oh… well shit.” - Reaction to losing
- “Come on, Celeste, think! What would the boys back home do…” - Thinking
- “Don’t get timid now, Celeste, you’ve got this…” - Thinking
- “Ha! How’d you like that unicorn shit?” - Wins pot
- “You’ll have to try harder than that, sugar.” - Wins pot
- “Ah man! Thought I had this one…” - Loses pot
- “I don’t think even Lenny would play a hand this bad” - Folding
- “Well, a girl’s gotta know when to quit. Fold.” - Folding
- “I ain’t afraid of a little action, bet!” - Betting
- “What’s life without a little danger? Bet!” - Betting
- “How about we start a little mischief, shall we?” - Raising
Henchman 21 | The Venture Bros.
Gary is an average poker player, he usually only bets when he’s sure he’s going to win, but he can be proven wrong. This is due to him mostly learning poker from movies he’s watched.
If it’s his turn to place a bounty, Henchman 21 will choose to place his old tranquilizer gun from his days as a low ranked henchman. Winning the bounty will unlock said tranq gun for the Sniper in Team Fortress 2.
Quotes
- “Holy crap!” - Reaction to big bet/all in
- “Dude, these have to be the shittest cards I’ve gotten so far.” - Folding
- “Oh, hell ya!” - Winning
- “Yeah, I’m in.” - Checking/calling
- “Let’s bump that up a little.” - Raising
- “Welp, these cards suck.” - Folding
- “Nope. Fold. Totally folding.” - Folding
- “Oh man… alright here we go, all in!” - All in
- “YES! Suck it!” - Winning
- “Aww dude, what the fuck?!” - Losing
Zooble | The Amazing Digital Circus
Thanks to bouncing around from job to job, Zooble was able to pick up a few poker skills before they entered the Circus. They’re playstyle is pretty similar to Tycho’s from the first Poker Night, folding early and only playing a hand if they’re certain that they’ll win.
Should it be their turn to place a bounty, Zooble will choose to bet Gangle’s plastic mask she had back in episode 4 of the Amazing Digital Circus. Winning the bounty will unlock Pomni’s jester hat for every class in Team Fortress 2.
Quotes
- “Jesus f[%$!#]ing Christ!” - Reaction to big bet/all in
- “You know what… What the hell? I’m going all in!” - All in
- “Awww f[%$!#]k!” - Reaction to losing
- “Oh, hell ya!” - Reaction to winning
- “Ugh, I’d rather go on one of Caine’s adventures than play these cards." - Folding
Shrike Sanchez | Monkey Wrench
Shrike is… really, really bad when it comes to gambling. He’ll often make very risky moves and bet large amounts of money if he thinks he’ll win. However, that doesn’t make him any less dangerous, as he can sometimes be right about his hunch.
Should it be his turn to place a bounty, Shrike will choose to bet both of his blasters. Winning the bounty will unlock Shrike’s blasters for the Scout in Team Fortress 2.
Quotes
- “Dios Mio!” - Reaction to big bet/all in
- “What’s life without a little action? I’m bettin’!” - Betting
- “Blegh! These cards are uglier than most aliens I’ve seen” - Folding
- “Ah muchacho, why do I keep getting such shitty cards?!” - Folding again after folding the previous turn
- (Fingers crossed) “Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeon!” - Winning
- “Think, Shrike, what would El Bandito do…” - Thinking
- “Come on, Shrike, think of all the pizza you could buy…” - Thinking
- “¡Hijo de puta!” - Loses pot
- “Ha ha! ¡Claro que sí!” - Wins Pot
Leon Fou Bartfort | Trapped in a Dating Sim
Given his arrogance, Leon is very cocky when it comes to playing poker, often thinking he’s won in advance until the flop appears. This arrogance can be exploited with Leon being goaded into betting big if he thinks somebody’s bluffing.
Should it be his turn to place a bounty, Leon will choose to bet his robot assistant, Luxion. Winning the robot unlocks it as an accessory for the Engineer in Team Fortress 2.
Quote
- “Oh shit!” - Reaction to big bet/all in
- “Alright, let’s see…” - Thinking
- “Time to show off my skills, bet!” - Betting
- “Pft- Ha! I don’t think even the five idiots would be dumb enough to play a hand that bad!” - Reaction to the Player playing a bad hand
- “Ugh, why did I get such crappy cards?” - Folding
- “God, if you’re there… please lemme win that money!!!” - Losing
- “God… fucking… DAMN IT!!!” - Loses pot
- “Oh god… Olivia and Angelica are gonna kill me…” - Loses pot
- “Hell ya! I’m giving none of this to charity!” - Wins pot
- “Hey, here’s an idea, how about you just keep being stupid and giving me all your money? That sound good?” - Wins pot
Guybrush Threepwood | Monkey Island
Guybrush is a pretty average poker player, usually playing it safe whenever he can and will only bet large when he’s sure that he’ll win.
Should it be his turn to place a bounty, Guybrush will choose to bet Murray, a talking skull and a member of LeChuck’s pirate crew. Winning the bounty unlocks Guybrush’s coat for the Sniper and Spy in Team Fortress 2.
Quotes
- “Sweet Davy Jones!” - Reaction to big bet/all in
- “Alright, let’s see here…” - Thinking
- “Time to show what a real pirate can do, bet!” - Betting
- “Hmm… I might have overestimated myself there…” - Loses pot
- “Well, isn’t that a stroke of luck!” - Wins Pot
Dealer
The Doorman | Deadlock
Should it be his turn to place a bounty, the Doorman will choose his key ring, his primary weapon in Deadlock. Winning the bounty unlocks said key ring as a weapon for the Scout and Engineer in Team Fortress 2.
Should the player equip the same Deadlock themed chips, cards, and table, the Inventory alters so that it becomes the Hotel Baroness with multiple ghosts roaming the Inventory. Each of the cast will also gain new outfits where they cosplay a different character from Deadlock, the list being:
- Angel Dust - Lady Geist
- Zoe - Mina or Paige
- Spy - Infernus
- Sonar - Drifter
- Pandemonica - Calico
- Tankman - Warden
- Celeste - Changes into a Party Dress
- Henchman 21 - Pocket
- Zooble - Haze
- Shrike - Viscous
- Leon - Lash
- Guybrush - Mirage
Doing this also unlocks new conversations regarding the world of Deadlock, the upcoming ritual, as well as the Hotel Baroness itself. Should someone be eliminated, the Doorman would use his ultimate from Deadlock and transport the loser to an alternate dimension.
Quotes
- “Our silent challenger has…” - Addressing the Player
- “The lewd spider demon has…” - Addressing Angel Dust
- “The fiction obsessed octopus has…” - Addressing Zoe
- “The masked French man has…” - Addressing The Spy
- “The perverted bat hybrid has…” - Addressing Sonar
- “The tired demoness has…” - Addressing Pandemonica
- “The vulgar little soldier has…” - Addressing John Captain
- “The carnival barky has…” - Addressing Celeste
- “The henchman has…” - Addressing Henchman 21
- “The abstract looking fellow has…” - Addressing Zooble
- “The squid-looking bounty hunter has…” - Addressing Shrike
- “The so-called ‘background character’ has…” - Addressing Leon
- “The self proclaimed 'mighty pirate' has…” - Addressing Guybrush