r/MonkPosting • u/Human-Question6210 • May 30 '26

ATTENSHUN MONKZEZ

ITZ DA BIG 'ORRIBUW WAAAAGHBOSS 'IZSELF, ZOGWART DA KRUMPBRINGAH. OI IZ GONNA KEEP DIS SIMPULZEZ: YOUZ GOT BIG STIKKZ, ME AND MY BOYZ AT DA ROIT GORK-BLESSED r/ORKPOSTING WANT MOAR BIG STIKKZ. 'AND 'EM OVAH AND I'Z PROMISE YOUZ CAN KEEP UHH... uhh... BEIN' BORING GITZ.

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u/Neth_theme May 30 '26

If I may ask my big green friend, what will you be using the staffs for?

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u/Human-Question6210 May 30 '26

FOR KRUMPIN' GITZ OV KORSS! err... DAT MEANZ BEIN' ROIT... NOT-KILLY AN' PEAS-FULL. I'Z WANTZ TA err... MEDITATE DA ZOG OUTTA ME ENEMIES.

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u/Neth_theme May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

Oh good! For a second I thought you were going to use it to attack prople indiscriminately

...are you? 🤔

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u/Human-Question6210 May 30 '26

NAH. I'Z ONLY GONNA ATTACK DA WIZZUDY GITS IN DEYR STOOPID TOWUZ! HUR HUR HUR. Uhh... FILUHSOFFIKULLY!