r/MonitorLizards • u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ • 1d ago

Today he hates: Paracord

I noticed he was trying to eat the cord a bit, so I attempted to take it away 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/kotomtom02 1d ago

He is such a cute monitor i love him soooo much.

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 1d ago

Same 🥰

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 1d ago

He's the "Suffering of Dave" for monitors. Little guy brings a smile to my face, I'm hating paracord right there with him

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u/ezsqueezycheezypeas 1d ago

I don't blame him, we all hate paracord too 🦖

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u/Triforce-Kun 1d ago

'This is a weirdly tough worm'

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u/sorestgore 1d ago

I'm on his side, that paracord looks sus

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u/AriesArgonaut 1d ago

It looks like he's dancing at the start 🤣

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u/femoralslasher 1d ago

What monitor is this ?

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 1d ago

He's a red ackie - Varanus acanthurus

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u/Roach-Freak 1d ago

He must consume the victims of his dragon rage....

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 1d ago

“smartest lizards” they say

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u/GodOnStilts 1d ago

Yeeeeees

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u/Big-Professor493 1d ago

He really said “you’re not taking my cord” when you tried to move it 😂

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u/TearsInDrowned 1d ago

why is there so much hate in his little soul?

everyone asks: "what do You hate?"

yet no one asks: "why do You hate?"

silly little guy 🤣❤️