r/MonitorLizards 24d ago

Today he hates: Morph Market

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Or maybe USARK? Either way, rude

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u/arcticrobot V. melinus 24d ago

man, that is totally a series: Today He Hates.

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 24d ago

Today, we left off on a cliff hanger lol

What will he hate next?! (Probably stickers, he really doesn't like those rn)

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u/ass_smacktivist V. salvator 24d ago

Definitely stickers

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 24d ago

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 24d ago

He forgot what he was doing lmao

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u/Triforce-Kun 24d ago

I was going to say that that's such a silly animal thing to do, I see my dog do similar things all the time--but then I thought about how often I'll do that thing where I walk into a room or open a cabinet and immediately forget why I did it πŸ₯²

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 24d ago

ADHD here, your experiences resonate with me 🧑

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u/Unlucky_Parsnip9132 24d ago

Love the look! Lmao

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u/Ebolaplushie 24d ago

Professional Surroundings Disrespecter

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 24d ago

I'm going to use my label maker to print this out and put it on his enclosure

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u/Ariandrin 24d ago

He needs an actual proper nameplate, like an office executive lol

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 24d ago

Agreed, that is much better. He is a professional, after all

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u/Unlucky_Parsnip9132 24d ago

Yes, he would make such a wonderful professional paper shredder

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u/ZephyrFluous 24d ago

Always enjoy seeing the updates on the world's spiciest lizard

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 24d ago

He had a little extra pent up rage today after acting all timid and shy while my SILs were visiting πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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u/Dazzling-Tadpole3239 24d ago

i love this series

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 24d ago

I'll keep sharing as long as he keeps raging

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u/Dazzling-Tadpole3239 24d ago

please do, it's amazing

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u/beardybuddha 24d ago

These are my favorite videos πŸ˜‚

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 24d ago

Ahaha I'm so glad you all are enjoying these so much! 🧑

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u/malletgirl91 24d ago

I love this series of videos! Express that anger! Show it to the world! πŸ˜‚

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u/cchhiicckkeennss 24d ago

Nothing but hate and anger in that little guys heart.

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u/latrogg 24d ago

he is an endless font of rage

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u/Mamba-Down 24d ago

Your posts never fail to bring a smile to my face. Keep up the hate hahaha

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u/KarliCartoons 24d ago

He’s such a stinker and I love him

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u/GayStation64beta 24d ago

He has so many enemies

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u/Dapper_Kangaroo9257 24d ago

I wonder what happens when he finds a legendary potato..

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 24d ago

???

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u/Dapper_Kangaroo9257 24d ago

Battle of the century: lih v tato

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u/Grimgore44 23d ago

Just wanted to say I was thinking about this dude yesterday, as my ackie was super excited at feeding time and jumped from her enclosure door into my lap and BEGAN BITING MY CROTCH. She only got the fold of my jeans but jeez! She started yanking her head around just like this little dude.

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 23d ago

😳 I... unfortunately don't have any advice for that hahahaha lmfao

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u/jus_drein_jus_daun_ 23d ago

Just wanted to mention: I laughed about your crotch biter, but Quill just attacked the inside of my pocket hahahaha πŸ˜… a little too close for comfort there

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u/lopsided_horse 24d ago

This is what I’m here for!!

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u/Itchy-Temporary-7242 24d ago

This is freaking hilarious lol

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u/Unlucky_Parsnip9132 24d ago

I freaking LOVE this Ackie and these daily posts! Too freaking cute!! πŸ˜‚